Friday, January 18, 2013

Bronchitis...

Is the worse thing ever.  

That and discovering on Facebook that your ex-boyfriend is now engaged.  Yeah - I had to learn it on fucking Facebook that Derek is engaged.  I mean what the fuck?  We only broke up like a year ago and he's already engaged to someone.

So I've been kind of out of it over the last couple of months.  I came down with bronchitis back in November and it knocked me out for 2 months.  I was out of work for about 3 weeks.  Then when I finally went back, it was just to sit at the desk for another couple of weeks.  

The thing about coughing uncontrollably and spitting up green shit is that it kinda turns off customers.  Funny thing about The Business - coughing turns off guys while sneezing turns them on.  Go figure.  I've actually had guys tip extra after I've gone into a sneezing fit.  

What have you missed?  Well, I had to fire Kimmie.  Turns out she was blowing guys in the room.  An ex-escort goes back to her old habits?  Shocking, I know.  At The Business we can get naked and jerk you off, but Gawd forbid you wrap your mouth around them until they cum.

Am I being cynical?  You betcha.  That's one of the reasons why I dropped off the map for so long.  I had nothing to say.  When you find out your ex is now marrying a fucking engineering graduate from Drexel, talking about a guy who wants to lick his own cum off your tits seems a bit weak.  

So there you have it.  I'm back.  Not 100%, but at least I feel like blabbing about it.  

CJ