tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post1278355041561296697..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: Cheap Ass Customerscjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-55715647139558953542010-09-19T14:44:06.075-04:002010-09-19T14:44:06.075-04:00It's like hearing complaints from anyone in th...It's like hearing complaints from anyone in the service industry: on the one hand, you know how annoying people can be... but in the other, you cringe because at one time or another, it could've been you. <br /><br />The customer does pay with HIS money, and has a hard time understanding why he would have to follow all YOUR rules (that vary from parlor to parlor or girl to girl, BTW), please YOU (come ASAP so you don't work too hard), and then tip as generously as YOU think is fair.<br /><br />Waiters and salespeople are the worst bitches I've ever heard, besides whores of course. Some of the gripes ARE justified, but the job IS being at the service of the paying public!<br /><br />This being said, it is true that a lot of massage customers are cheap bastards. They try to get as much as possible for a minimum of damage to their wallet. And they can confuse the masseuse for a girfriend: she wants MONEY, not touch, and she wants the guy out in a jiffy, not to last as long as possible. <br />The poor guy was trying to impress you, when your only thoughts were "next" and "$$$".<br /><br />Personally, I try to follow all the rules I've picked up in parlors and to compensate the girl well in order to have the best experience. But it takes time to learn, especially with all the misinformation out there.<br />Just think of how badly equipped your readers would be, going into an AMP!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-16905640600053421152008-04-22T05:01:00.000-04:002008-04-22T05:01:00.000-04:00Ugh, it's annoying enough to deal with people like...Ugh, it's annoying enough to deal with people like that when you don't have to jerk them off. Good writing though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com