tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post4084067790527743850..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: Welcome to the Tan-N-Tugcjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-50838715130428532032009-06-01T14:49:51.804-04:002009-06-01T14:49:51.804-04:00"3. Warm Glow Massage & Tanning"
Po..."3. Warm Glow Massage & Tanning"<br /> Posted by J gets my vote.<br /><br />Oh, and to the people who mentioned getting a lawyer and signing contracts with audry - RIGHT ON. <br /><br />If you're seriously considering investing your 'nest egg', you need as much protection as possible.mommasboyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11083521717968647623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-36211338667189202912009-05-30T16:01:15.472-04:002009-05-30T16:01:15.472-04:00TANTric Spa
TANtalize
Pink & Tan
Passionate T...TANTric Spa<br />TANtalize <br />Pink & Tan<br />Passionate Tan<br />Love Your Tan (or just Love Tan/Tan Love)<br />Peek Tan<br />Magic Fingers Tanning<br />Personal Touch Tanning<br /><br />...2 Hands for a Tan Man?<br /><br />jingle: "Come and Tan with us!" <br /><br />This is too much fun! I can't wait to hear what you decide on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-6375427237461463452009-05-30T13:39:07.152-04:002009-05-30T13:39:07.152-04:00sorry for the off topic. To make it up.
How abo...sorry for the off topic. To make it up. <br /><br />How about, <br />'Dark Tans with a Splash of White'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-60431190609432789112009-05-30T10:39:19.150-04:002009-05-30T10:39:19.150-04:00To all you guys...
You are all too fucking funny....To all you guys...<br /><br />You are all too fucking funny. I showed these to Trina and we were just pissing ourselves laughing! But I hope to pick a winner next week.<br /><br />CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-15212959585118016572009-05-30T10:38:02.932-04:002009-05-30T10:38:02.932-04:00Dear Anon,
This is off topic, but I'll let it slid...Dear Anon,<br />This is off topic, but I'll let it slide...<br /><br />"Is this your first time?" sometimes gets you a therapeutic only. Your next time should definitely open some doors. But the next time you're in a new place try "No... but it's been a while."<br /><br />Good luck!<br /><br />CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-4511140915096140092009-05-30T06:52:26.318-04:002009-05-30T06:52:26.318-04:00Tan-assage
tug n glow
parlor glow
happy burnsTan-assage<br /><br />tug n glow<br /><br />parlor glow<br /><br />happy burnsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-32769817343739255252009-05-30T02:05:38.563-04:002009-05-30T02:05:38.563-04:00CJ - Shield yourself, I really don't trust Audrey'...CJ - Shield yourself, I really don't trust Audrey's business skills.<br /><br />Marginal - In the interest of not hijacking this thread, I responded in the previous one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-39886978342771454082009-05-30T01:15:33.863-04:002009-05-30T01:15:33.863-04:00CJ, I need help! So I went to 2 separate MP's near...CJ, I need help! So I went to 2 separate MP's near my area to try them out. They both looked shady so I figured I'm in, but I got nothing so far. I did notice that at both places during the massage, the masseuse would always ask, so is this your first time here. (And since it technically was), I said yes. Did I miss the code word entirely and screw myself twice?! <br /><br />thanksAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-15697554149636300762009-05-29T19:15:08.420-04:002009-05-29T19:15:08.420-04:001. Golden Touch Massage & Tanning Spa
2. Summ...1. Golden Touch Massage & Tanning Spa<br /><br />2. Summer Fun Relaxation Spa<br /><br />3. Warm Glow Massage & Tanning<br /><br />J.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-61205456480466979432009-05-29T14:54:50.780-04:002009-05-29T14:54:50.780-04:00Oo..."Hands & Tans"
"Lotionz&q...Oo..."Hands & Tans"<br /><br />"Lotionz"?<br /><br />Ok, I'm shutting up already. love the blog :)danonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-65844028012032773752009-05-29T14:50:47.498-04:002009-05-29T14:50:47.498-04:00Actually, plain ole "Beach Bums" would p...Actually, plain ole "Beach Bums" would probably be better.<br /><br />What about "Head To Toe Massage & Tanning"?dannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-10610902933996906642009-05-29T14:41:53.412-04:002009-05-29T14:41:53.412-04:00This would be easier if we knew the current name o...This would be easier if we knew the current name of The Business. :)<br /><br />I know 'Tan n Tug' et al are mostly jokes, but shouldn't the name be more discreet?<br /><br />- Suntouched Studios<br />- Flip Flops Massage & Tanning<br />- Beach Bunny's Beach Bums<br />- Brown & Served<br />- Dayum, Have You Seen the Tits On That Girl!?dannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-5230006656531968892009-05-29T13:08:47.286-04:002009-05-29T13:08:47.286-04:00How about 'Cum & Tan'? Or Tantastic E...How about 'Cum & Tan'? Or Tantastic Endings?Out of a Bottlenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-56566245583085059402009-05-29T11:49:49.010-04:002009-05-29T11:49:49.010-04:00"Drop A Load" Massage and Tan Salon.
"Heat'em up ..."Drop A Load" Massage and Tan Salon.<br /><br />"Heat'em up and move'em out" Tan and Massage Salon<br /><br />CJ's Tanning salon - Home of the secret tanning lotion. Cultivated right on the premises!<br /><br />Oh ya...doesn't the term "Seed money" seem oh so appropriate too!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-43048070171228253092009-05-29T01:45:01.549-04:002009-05-29T01:45:01.549-04:00Snake tans.
Full Moon Tanning.
Where the sun don...Snake tans.<br /><br />Full Moon Tanning.<br /><br />Where the sun don't shine tan?<br /><br />Also don't buy new tanning beds get them used off ebay 35% of retail.<br /><br />don't set up more then 2 beds,<br /><br /> pat and cherieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-53561120083949063832009-05-28T23:46:34.539-04:002009-05-28T23:46:34.539-04:00Solar KneadsSolar KneadsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-4887635582015087052009-05-28T17:53:31.181-04:002009-05-28T17:53:31.181-04:00There's a chain of tanning salons in Portland OR c...There's a chain of tanning salons in Portland OR called Tan Down Under. With a koala-bear logo. That would be perfect if it wasn't already taken.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-72820206496679676902009-05-28T17:26:56.292-04:002009-05-28T17:26:56.292-04:00If you invest absolutely get a lawyer involved. M...If you invest absolutely get a lawyer involved. Make sure you are shielded personally from any liabilities the company or its employees may incur. So if Trina scalds someone and they sue that you do not lose your personal savings, home, car ....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-26599252959499110152009-05-28T17:04:59.844-04:002009-05-28T17:04:59.844-04:00I agree that you need to set up some legal protect...I agree that you need to set up some legal protections for your investment if you start this as a partnership. Or, if you want to loan the money to the Boss, just get it all in writing, including a repayment schedule.<br /><br />As for names?<br /><br />Show a pictures of a beautiful bikini-clad chest and a tanning bed with the name, "Fake-N-Bake" underneath.<br /><br />Or These...<br />Wham bam thank you Tan<br />No lines allowed<br /><br />The motto could be, "Where every tan has a happy ending."<br />or <br />Let us put your tanning lotion in all the right places...<br /><br />I don't know what to call it, maybe... "Don't Arrest Me Its Only a Hand Job Tanning Salon and juice Bar."Advizor54https://www.blogger.com/profile/02818587592229617693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-68400418859707525282009-05-28T16:42:16.365-04:002009-05-28T16:42:16.365-04:00Shake N Bake???? ROFL
Highonpoker - how about "H...Shake N Bake???? ROFL<br /><br />Highonpoker - how about "Happy Tannings?"<br /><br />CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-54083202454534737412009-05-28T14:27:53.365-04:002009-05-28T14:27:53.365-04:00TnT Tanning? (Tug and Tan?)
Seriously, you've got...TnT Tanning? (Tug and Tan?)<br /><br />Seriously, you've gotten some good advice from people on here, so I can't add much. Wish you the best, though.Mr Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05373811216481438649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-37591851988339929012009-05-28T12:39:15.077-04:002009-05-28T12:39:15.077-04:00If you're going to put money into this, you might ...If you're going to put money into this, you might want to seriously consider speaking to a lawyer and seeing what sort of partnership arrangement you might draw up. Given the fly-by-night nature of these businesses as you mentioned before, you could find yourself in a dispute that would be impossible to resolve (even if both of you have the best of intentions).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-78992344164148810562009-05-28T12:05:19.779-04:002009-05-28T12:05:19.779-04:00OOOps, one of my listings is incorrect. Slutty Mcw...OOOps, one of my listings is incorrect. Slutty Mcwhore already reads your blog and no longer does full service...marginalutilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12269408950348611307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-27865861983685384152009-05-28T11:51:34.853-04:002009-05-28T11:51:34.853-04:00Oh, and I commented in response to your comment in...Oh, and I commented in response to your comment in the last entry.marginalutilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12269408950348611307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-52836163180128599962009-05-28T11:51:10.520-04:002009-05-28T11:51:10.520-04:00If you put some seed money into the new business, ...If you put some seed money into the new business, make sure you get a share of Audrey's cut! It's only fair...marginalutilityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12269408950348611307noreply@blogger.com