tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post5478906663411116786..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: Confesions of an Erotic Undercover Detective (Part 1)cjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-14638184519285666352010-10-06T10:53:24.152-04:002010-10-06T10:53:24.152-04:00CJ,
In past posts you have stated that you don...CJ,<br /><br />In past posts you have stated that you don't give foot massages (although I don't know if you have explained why). Based on your experience here of how good an experience a well done foot massage can be for the customer if done right, would you reconsider your stance? <br /><br />I know that you don't make money on the theraputic massages that you give to women, but you might be able to charge for a foot massage as an "extra" in that case.DavidBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-28127980141869989412010-09-28T16:05:53.816-04:002010-09-28T16:05:53.816-04:00Absolutely, but society has a way of injecting its...Absolutely, but society has a way of injecting itself into people's private business if it can make a case that, as a whole, it is being threatened by the activity.<br /><br />Hard to do that when two adults are alone in a room, and THAT's when peripheral issues of trafficking, illegal immigration and organized crime are brought up. By playing those up, claims of "victimization" can be substantiated, and Big Brother has the excuse it was looking for to step in.<br /><br />All that crap wouldn't be possible if we didn't live in such a puritanical society with a snitch mentality.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-63029472065948678652010-09-27T17:56:36.520-04:002010-09-27T17:56:36.520-04:00Wrong or right, moral or unethical, sexual advance...Wrong or right, moral or unethical, sexual advances, either offered or solicited, it actually depends on the subject's reply when such a matter occurs. If two consenting adults join in an act involving sex, who is to blame? Nobody.<br />SOURCE: http://www.eroticmp.infoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-58340676842455514252010-09-12T17:47:57.103-04:002010-09-12T17:47:57.103-04:00CJ said: "I am against AMPs THAT much." ...CJ said: "I am against AMPs THAT much." No shit.<br /><br />You know, I've strayed with two Latinas and they both made me regret it almost instantly ("that's good pussy, eh, papacito?"). But I've never been tempted by white parlors (because white chicks drove me to parlors in the first place?). I did work right next door to one once, and the girls there were snotty, probably because the place was legit and they thought of themselves as "therapists".<br /><br />Next time I visit the friendly neighborhood AMP, I'll tip twice thinking of all the hatred here.<br /><br />To acidspit: I'm in SoCal too and you're right, AMPs are cheap and omnipresent. It's clear that you're talking about Thai places, and male or female provider, they're legit regardless, BTW. The technique is usually awesome and they work for peanuts - I'd hate them too if I were a white masseur with an expensive diploma...<br />Don't feel bad, man, they're not slaves, they just work hard (more like 12-hour days, 6 days a week). But since they rely a lot on tips, do treat them right and go often, you'll get that back ten-fold. The Thai are among the friendliest of Asians and thai massage is full of health benefits.<br /><br />For extras, you gotta see the Chinese and especially the Koreans, who'll get you laid for $150 total and whose girls can be smoking hot (I prefer the homely ones with experience - they're so sweet, but I know I'm alone). Much to hate from all other WOMEN, yes, I can see that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-74554507659262662812010-09-01T11:35:18.275-04:002010-09-01T11:35:18.275-04:00Acidspit,
Tipping them well is the best you can do...Acidspit,<br />Tipping them well is the best you can do. It's a similar situation in a lot of salons as well. I was stuck doing the same thing when I first got out of massage school - the salon took a huge cut of the money and I basically made $30 per massage and very few people would ever tip.<br /><br /><br />Joker,<br />Are you kidding? I was TOTALLY surprised. I mean - advtertising their services in broad daylight on the Atlantic City Boardwalk? I swear - is it possible to enter any Asian business around here without getting an offer to have your dick rubbed? <br /><br /><br /><br />Anon,<br />Hate to burst your bubble, but if they did that for you, they did that for everyone. It's all about the tips. When it's not negotiated up front, they're assuming you're gonna taker care of them on the back end.<br /><br /><br />Anon,<br />Doggy style. It's totally the best.<br /><br /><br />Next Anon,<br />Good luck finding that guy. When you do, send him my way.<br /><br /><br />Last Anon,<br />Yes, it is rude to ask. We HATE it when the question comes up. The polite thing is to just keep stopping by. If you don't like the girl at the desk, just ask a few questions about price, and leave. But when you do fine one, stick by her.<br /><br /><br />Rachel,<br />If they had offered him a happy ending, I probably would have been on the phone to the cops. I am against AMPs THAT much. If he had actually ACCEPTED a happy ending with me only 15 feet away, I would have dumped his ass on the spot and taken a cab home.<br /><br /><br />CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-65388607779735439262010-08-31T22:43:14.666-04:002010-08-31T22:43:14.666-04:00Love reading about your life. Question, and maybe...Love reading about your life. Question, and maybe you answered this elsewhere and I missed it, but what would you have done if the place you went into did provide a 'happy ending'? I know you said there weren't any where you were at, but what if you had made the peace offering somewhere less restrictive. Would you still have been as pleased to buy him a 'massage'?rachel-xxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12878589225548770591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-50782907231757976372010-08-31T14:23:30.799-04:002010-08-31T14:23:30.799-04:00Hi CJ, I just discovered your blog and am catching...Hi CJ, I just discovered your blog and am catching up on the posts. I read your advice on asking to see other girls if the one you meet at the front doesn't strike your fancy. I live near a big Chinatown neighborhood in Chicago, and have a huge number of parlor choices that offer erotic massage. I've found one with a hot cutie I like to see on a regular basis. But if I'm interested in variety, it's tough. Most of the girls you find at parlors here are pretty plain looking. They give a fine massage and can manage a handjob but it's not that hot an experience. Is it too rude to ask questions like "who is your prettiest girl here" or "which girl is really popular with men?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-63641199887445121242010-08-30T14:50:17.390-04:002010-08-30T14:50:17.390-04:00I read your earlier posts about the 'non discl...I read your earlier posts about the 'non disclosure' policy you have with your boyfriends. Derek sounds very sweet and maybe a little naive the way you write about him. <br />But, I believe the right kind of guy could handle the truth about what you do. Aren't there sex industry workers who are in relationships where the significant others is in the know about their job? I'm sure there are.<br />My wife and I are swingers so I may have a skewed view on this subject. The thought of her with another guy or girl is a turn on and something I support. You may find a guy that not only accepts your career but is supportive as well.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-6670210817839310012010-08-29T11:03:51.976-04:002010-08-29T11:03:51.976-04:00CJ, what's your favorite way to have an orgasm...CJ, what's your favorite way to have an orgasm? <br /><br />Masturbation with hand or vibrator.<br />Oral<br />Screwing<br /><br />What's your favorite position? Least favorite?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-55077813216937759982010-08-28T06:44:22.900-04:002010-08-28T06:44:22.900-04:00Great post! Loved every bit of it.
Cheers from Au...Great post! Loved every bit of it.<br /><br />Cheers from Australia<br /><br />Smack<br />xMs Smackhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02921397003809292438noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-8012122031856870562010-08-27T11:42:54.950-04:002010-08-27T11:42:54.950-04:00I was in AC and visited one of the boardwalk place...I was in AC and visited one of the boardwalk places but my experience was a little different. Opposite the long open row of massage tables were a few curtained-off spaces. I got fully naked. The towel came fully off during the massage, so I thought things might get interesting. Then, no conversation about it, no request from me, but I was obviously enjoying the massage and aroused on the flip --and she kindly took care of me, great technique, too. I tipped nicely, of course. I was sure that this was exceptional, though. My body is slender and hairless (full body waxing) so maybe I was a bit of a space oddity to her, or maybe I just got lucky!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-80599079976741197812010-08-26T14:22:52.845-04:002010-08-26T14:22:52.845-04:00Interesting...but really...were you surprised?Interesting...but really...were you surprised?Deechhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04762955915449492543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-42371118712774414782010-08-25T19:29:07.323-04:002010-08-25T19:29:07.323-04:00CJ, I'd love to give you a happy ending. :)CJ, I'd love to give you a happy ending. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-76163195097362354772010-08-25T15:06:08.941-04:002010-08-25T15:06:08.941-04:00I'm pretty sure you called that number. (the p...I'm pretty sure you called that number. (the post title kinda gives it away, too) I can't wait for part 2. Hopefully it will come very soon. I really enjoy this blog and I'm happy to report that I've now visited a local massage parlor to see for myself what this happy ending stuff is all about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-33692485742234122572010-08-25T14:12:21.284-04:002010-08-25T14:12:21.284-04:00CJ-- I'm in SoCal, and I'm starting to see...CJ-- I'm in SoCal, and I'm starting to see more and more of these Asian men massage parlors, too. They're EXCELLENT, but way too cheap if you ask me. The masseuses are usually men, and they've at least gone through some sort training in China/Taiwan. The more reputable places will have their diplomas tacked up on the wall. The prices are cheap because the owner takes a cut of the hourly fee that the masseuse makes, and the masseuse makes the remainder of the hourly charge and whatever the tip is. I tend to tip heavily in these places because I know they get so little from their hourly wage... and they can only see so many people a day! They usually work for like 10 hours straight, to boot.<br /><br />I'm a little torn because it's so cheap and because I know that it's not right that they're being paid so little. I know that they're making a lot more money here than they would if they were home, but still, that's not much consolation for my conscience. I try to tip them more though...Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09912514481428111989noreply@blogger.com