tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post56775645059127709..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: Happy Endings - Or The Art of Closing the Dealcjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-83081382804547913602012-07-06T22:01:55.650-04:002012-07-06T22:01:55.650-04:00Awesome. Oh... just sent you an email, too.
I ne...Awesome. Oh... just sent you an email, too.<br /><br />I need some advice.Buddhahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14272326535438344115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-43578322801053529832011-08-10T18:15:52.259-04:002011-08-10T18:15:52.259-04:00i'm thinking of getting into this business, yo...i'm thinking of getting into this business, your tips help alot, thanks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-9252533725482251412011-06-23T01:22:39.911-04:002011-06-23T01:22:39.911-04:00You know ladies, that anon brought up some really ...You know ladies, that anon brought up some really good points. Being another inexperienced guy in this field, I can validate his concerns completely.<br /><br />I'm convinced I'll enjoy the illegal Asians more... because they are much more natural, authentic.<br /><br />I can't even begin to state how backwards Western women are, but the original article did a good job... Heh... is my 5 minutes up?<br /><br />Mechanical is right!<br /><br />This website provides some nice logistics. That's it. No soul, or right brained guidance... The intrinsic nurturing that all men crave, yet nearly every female has been tricked into abandoning....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-33114887128984667972011-06-13T21:21:39.218-04:002011-06-13T21:21:39.218-04:00Ok I have to ask you....do you just do your best t...Ok I have to ask you....do you just do your best to ignore your Anon comments? They irk the shit out of me!CkretsGalorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639299341765929305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-89614071540338667452011-05-31T00:37:41.959-04:002011-05-31T00:37:41.959-04:00Wow "Anonymous" clearly has some issues....Wow "Anonymous" clearly has some issues. <br /><br />Great post, although I find all guys are a bit different so I like to ask. Some men like the head stroked as well and others find it unpleasant. Haven't tried the dirty talk yet. I'll give that a try. Thanks CJ!MelissaBladehttp://www.secretsofawebcamgirl.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-36841573753463685412011-01-17T21:20:58.652-05:002011-01-17T21:20:58.652-05:00sounds very mechanical when you put it like that b...sounds very mechanical when you put it like that but when you're rubbing cocks for a living I can see how you would view it in mechanical steps...whatever works-how ever if guys actually knew what you were thinking alot less guys would get there happy ending-you must have the fake porn actress thing down. As a side note your previous boyfriend has what is called delayed ejaculation (where they can get hard but cant cum during sex)-There are varying degrees of severity (I have this problem too but I can sometimes cum if I am very comfortable with the person I am with).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-76424358172640132812010-09-20T23:41:55.589-04:002010-09-20T23:41:55.589-04:00You really have it all figured out, eh? And yet th...You really have it all figured out, eh? And yet they still don't get off on demand. What is THEIR fucking problem?! lol<br /><br />Some perspective, about "relaxation", in particular, seems in order.<br /><br />Customers know that getting a HJ is illegal. That cops watch places they want to raid from outside (photographing customers to make a case that it's not a parade of cripples and old ladies, but horny young men going in all day - and build probable cause, or at least suspicion). That the same cops can barge in at any second to catch people in the act. That acquaintances/GF/priest/mother may be about to pass/drive by right as we come in or get out.<br /><br />I know that you live in Denial Land because you have never been busted, you know a couple of cops, and you think you're not doing anything "wrong" in your almost-legit "spa". But some read the papers.<br /><br />That's for starters.<br /><br />Then, there's the masseuse. She may be hot, have the equipment, and the technique down... but, is THAT really all? <br />Does she glance at the clock often (I swear, this is one of my pet peeves and a boner-killer)? Is the chemistry right or does she move away everytime we turn towards her, or look away with a bored expression on her face?<br />The few times I failed to perform, it was with a hot young thing. OTOH I've nailed a nasty ho on the rag and got real hard for some "mature" and/or average-looking ladies. They were human. They had warmth and patience.<br />I doubt than any would describe what they do as "up-down-repeat and pull balls if the guy takes time", if you catch my drift... <br /><br />And then:<br /><br />What in hell makes you believe that it is natural for a man to lay down to be touched by a stranger, be naked in front of her (while she's not), and then to have his package handled, regardless of how it feels physically? <br />It is a vulnerable position (why do you think that some guys want to keep their shoes on?). Do you realize that men are programmed and raised to be in control, not to be passive and be serviced (this is what women do)? Why do you think we do nervous small talk or try to touch? We're desperately trying to participate, to do SOMETHING.<br />"Is she a doctor? A nurse? A whore? Why am I naked? "Why is she telling me about all these rules?" <br />Don't you know that some people have hang ups about massages period, let alone massages with a surprise (WTF it's gonna be) at the end?<br /><br />And then:<br /><br />How many guys have asked about dicks on your blog? <br />"What's the biggest you've seen? How do you handle small ones? Are black guys really big? Do I need to shave? Do guys ever not get hard?", etc.<br />What's with the obsession with dicks, are they fucking gay?<br />NO! They're insecure. Who cares what the whore thinks, right? She sees 10 dicks a day. But no, we, and ESPECIALLY the young inexperienced bucks, the ones who DON'T normally have sexual problems, worry about the performance and what you think of it. It's inexperience.<br /><br />After the initial discovery phase, if the guy doesn't turn away from massages, he becomes more and more comfortable, to the point that being naked IS a turn-on, and he gets a kick out of the girl seeing him pitch a tent. Some even get a perverse "rise" out of trying to "turn" a legit masseuse. <br /><br />Now YOU are a self-professed 10-year pro with a flawless technique. A "Therapist". So where's the Goddamn compassion and understanding? <br />"5 minutes and you're on your own"?! <br />I can really see why you demand the tip upfront.<br /><br />And keep ragging on Asians, too. You wouldn't want your readers to get a glimpse at THE OTHER WAY (there's some lame Asians, too, guys, to be honest, and some just don't get them... but it's NOTHING like what CJ claims).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-82316683276020897672010-09-20T23:40:56.344-04:002010-09-20T23:40:56.344-04:00You really have it all figured out, eh? And yet th...You really have it all figured out, eh? And yet they still don't get off on demand. What is THEIR fucking problem?! lol<br /><br />Some perspective, about "relaxation", in particular, seems in order.<br /><br />Customers know that getting a HJ is illegal. That cops watch places they want to raid from outside (photographing customers to make a case that it's not a parade of cripples and old ladies, but horny young men going in all day - and build probable cause, or at least suspicion). That the same cops can barge in at any second to catch people in the act. That acquaintances/GF/priest/mother may be about to pass/drive by right as we come in or get out.<br /><br />I know that you live in Denial Land because you have never been busted, you know a couple of cops, and you think you're not doing anything "wrong" in your almost-legit "spa". But some read the papers.<br /><br />That's for starters.<br /><br />Then, there's the masseuse. She may be hot, have the equipment, and the technique down... but, is THAT really all? <br />Does she glance at the clock often (I swear, this is one of my pet peeves and a boner-killer)? Is the chemistry right or does she move away everytime we turn towards her, or look away with a bored expression on her face?<br />The few times I failed to perform, it was with a hot young thing. OTOH I've nailed a nasty ho on the rag and got real hard for some "mature" and/or average-looking ladies. They were human. They had warmth and patience.<br />I doubt than any would describe what they do as "up-down-repeat and pull balls if the guy takes time", if you catch my drift... <br /><br />And then:<br /><br />What in hell makes you believe that it is natural for a man to lay down to be touched by a stranger, be naked in front of her (while she's not), and then to have his package handled, regardless of how it feels physically? <br />It is a vulnerable position (why do you think that some guys want to keep their shoes on?). Do you realize that men are programmed and raised to be in control, not to be passive and be serviced (this is what women do)? Why do you think we do nervous small talk or try to touch? We're desperately trying to participate, to do SOMETHING.<br />"Is she a doctor? A nurse? A whore? Why am I naked? "Why is she telling me about all these rules?" <br />Don't you know that some people have hang ups about massages period, let alone massages with a surprise (WTF it's gonna be) at the end?<br /><br />And then:<br /><br />How many guys have asked about dicks on your blog? <br />"What's the biggest you've seen? How do you handle small ones? Are black guys really big? Do I need to shave? Do guys ever not get hard?", etc.<br />What's with the obsession with dicks, are they fucking gay?<br />NO! They're insecure. Who cares what the whore thinks, right? She sees 10 dicks a day. But no, we, and ESPECIALLY the young inexperienced bucks, the ones who DON'T normally have sexual problems, worry about the performance and what you think of it. It's inexperience.<br /><br />After the initial discovery phase, if the guy doesn't turn away from massages, he becomes more and more comfortable, to the point that being naked IS a turn-on, and he gets a kick out of the girl seeing him pitch a tent. Some even get a perverse "rise" out of trying to "turn" a legit masseuse. <br /><br />Now YOU are a self-professed 10-year pro with a flawless technique. A "Therapist". So where's the Goddamn compassion and understanding? <br />"5 minutes and you're on your own"?! <br />I can really see why you demand the tip upfront.<br /><br />And keep ragging on Asians, too. You wouldn't want your readers to get a glimpse at THE OTHER WAY (there's some lame Asians, too, guys, to be honest, and some just don't get them... but it's NOTHING like what CJ claims).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-80975975870239781282010-09-12T01:29:36.302-04:002010-09-12T01:29:36.302-04:00What are your techniques with those that are, shal...What are your techniques with those that are, shall we say, "smaller"? Do they pose any problem to your work?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-9120810076904086632010-02-05T20:02:25.599-05:002010-02-05T20:02:25.599-05:00Hi CJ love the blog I've been reading it for a...Hi CJ love the blog I've been reading it for a year... finally took the leap of faith, with your insightful stories, and had a pleasant time. Keep the stories coming...Drewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04274496299708205289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-23706891889830746292008-04-21T13:40:00.000-04:002008-04-21T13:40:00.000-04:00Eric,Yes, I get asked to do nipple play. I'll pin...Eric,<BR/><BR/>Yes, I get asked to do nipple play. I'll pinch and tweak them, but won't touch them with my mouth. And I'll only do it if asked. I don't charge extra for it since it's not really a big deal, and it helps some guys get off faster.<BR/><BR/>CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-82196500727419875122008-04-16T16:19:00.000-04:002008-04-16T16:19:00.000-04:00Yeah, let's here more about "cj at home."Since it ...Yeah, let's here more about "cj at home."<BR/><BR/>Since it has become your day (or night) job, do you hate giving hand release to boyfriends? <BR/><BR/>Do you give them massages regularly? I imagine that they are always begging like little beeyotches for a massage from the pro.<BR/><BR/>Do you find yourself having to give less oral since you've perfected the art of the stroke-off? Or maybe you like giving oral to BF's? <BR/><BR/>Since you work with cocks, do you find yourself less interested in them in your personal life? <BR/><BR/>Inquiring minds wanna know!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-6776303178249170172008-04-16T06:59:00.000-04:002008-04-16T06:59:00.000-04:00Dear Girl and Capsule,I was going to answer your q...Dear Girl and Capsule,<BR/><BR/>I was going to answer your questions here, but the answers just got more complicated recently. So I'm going to dedicate my next post to you guys. This topic deserves way more than 3 sentences!<BR/><BR/>CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-83800281681233876952008-04-15T02:30:00.000-04:002008-04-15T02:30:00.000-04:00Question... Does this profession interfere with y...Question... Does this profession interfere with your personal life? I know you mentioned you don’t tell your BF’s what you do, but I’m more curious about how it affects the sex portion. I would assume you use these same tricks you’ve learned from the trade off the clock; so does it seem like bringing your work home with you? Or vice versa... say you stumble upon some new technique at home, would you share it with your clients, or does it remain between you and your BF? <BR/><BR/>I guess I’m just asking if the separation between personal and professional comes easy. You know, other than the universal:<BR/><BR/>“You’ve got 5 minutes until Oprah’s on, baby... After that you’re on your own!” :)Capsulehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02399995730584691412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-19171066013616324902008-04-14T20:45:00.000-04:002008-04-14T20:45:00.000-04:00So how long did it take you to figure out all of t...So how long did it take you to figure out all of these tricks? I know by now you're a seasoned professional but there must have been a period of not really knowing what was up... so to speak.The Girl in the Mirrorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14876682778944411913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-70445539912584641052008-04-14T18:25:00.000-04:002008-04-14T18:25:00.000-04:00reading about your technique always gets me hard!t...reading about your technique always gets me hard!<BR/><BR/>thanks cj..<BR/><BR/>;)ARhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07139318779346257412noreply@blogger.com