tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post6351559262605928754..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: Questions and Answers 5 - THE SEQUALcjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-71718046142959375252010-09-14T22:53:05.719-04:002010-09-14T22:53:05.719-04:00CJ can't possibly help you with premature ejac...CJ can't possibly help you with premature ejaculation. If you don't come within 2', she'll let you know about it, she said as much. Next!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-40908063661358208952010-09-14T22:51:26.613-04:002010-09-14T22:51:26.613-04:00I'll take a crack at some questions, since CJ ...I'll take a crack at some questions, since CJ remains mum. I don't think she really knows anything about AMPs, anyway, guys...<br /><br />The places that keep "opening": mongers always want new, young girls. That mention in ads is to rake them in if they're tired of the regulars. You'll also read "new girls!"<br />Also, those are often the places run by the mob that CJ keeps talking about. They move managers and staff around and reopen the business every few months to fool LE and the IRS. Hard to make a case when people "disappear" constantly, or to audit a business that is no more.<br />One reason LE goes after the Koreans, in the name of rescuing "slaves", is really to grab all that cash stashed away. Cash business that closes every 3 months = tax evasion.<br />Finally, just like restaurants, MPs are popular businesses to open for asians, and they just pop up, that's all. But if you recognize the address and some girls, you know it's just an "opening" in name only.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-15290076741535215432010-06-15T23:11:32.241-04:002010-06-15T23:11:32.241-04:00if you looking for a great Erotic Massage i know ...if you looking for a great Erotic Massage i know a site that can give you a great body massage and happy endings just go to http://www.EroticMP.info in there you can find the nearest erotic massage Parlor. don't hesitate to try it because i already did, and i got satisfied and im sure you will be satisfied too.. http://www.EroticMPandrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860397530522957651noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-55224663989015959072010-05-31T22:52:24.942-04:002010-05-31T22:52:24.942-04:00Hi CJ,
For the sake of scientific observation, ha...Hi CJ,<br /><br />For the sake of scientific observation, have you helped premature ejaculators prolong ejaculation with regular visits to your spa?<br /><br />If so, estimate the period that you have increased their sustainability. <br /><br />Thanks,<br />Masters & JohnsonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-45150974203350816312010-05-31T04:24:46.418-04:002010-05-31T04:24:46.418-04:00Hey CJ,
You should contact Playboy about buying y...Hey CJ,<br /><br />You should contact Playboy about buying your blog like they bought Club Jenna in 2006, then from that open your Tan-N-Rub and keep the stories of your customers coming(pun intended).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-14634502266452745462010-05-31T04:24:14.030-04:002010-05-31T04:24:14.030-04:00Hey CJ,
You should contact Playboy about buying y...Hey CJ,<br /><br />You should contact Playboy about buying your blog like they bought Club Jenna in 2006, then from that open your Tan-N-Rub and keep the stories of your customers coming(pun intended).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-34040868547301602832010-05-30T17:55:39.575-04:002010-05-30T17:55:39.575-04:00Thanks CJ!
I've got so many more questions to ...Thanks CJ!<br />I've got so many more questions to ask but i think they can wait for the next Q&A. I'll Just ask 3 for now.<br />How many customers does the business get each week?<br />How many of them are yours?<br />How many of them are HE customers?<br /><br />ThanksGC85noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-20325584388290667132010-05-29T22:41:25.980-04:002010-05-29T22:41:25.980-04:00My favorite massage place is one of the many "...My favorite massage place is one of the many "Thai Massage" parlors popping up all over California. Please put your Asian biases aside for a moment :-). They have a VERY clean environment, the occasional female client, monogrammed towels, a flat screen in the lobby and a few reviews on Yelp. There is even a sign that reads "no sexual services, anyone that asks will be sent out without refund."<br /><br />I would say they are legit.<br /><br />However, you can't help but notice that the entire staff is very young females and 95% of them are hot! Additionally, they offer $40 for a full hour! As far as a legit massage goes, I am officially a regular customer.<br /><br />My favorite masseuse appears to have a crush on me as all the girls appear to tease her when I show up and she blushes and giggles like a school girl. Of course they speak to each other in code (Thai), so I have no idea what they are saying. But when you are the counter (where the manager sits) they are ALL business. They rarely even smile. <br /><br />One time, I requested one of the girls by name. When were in the room she asked me how I knew her and she was very liberal with the placement of the towel. I was on my back. Yes, the towel remained on me the whole time, but not by much.<br /><br />I've had at least 5 legit massages. Like I said, I suspect the place is indeed legit, but I have the sneaky feeling certain customers might get a HE on the down low. Call it a hunch. In fact, one time with my favorite masseuse my "member" was almost completely poking out from under the towel and she smiled and said, "is that thank you?" <br /><br />Is there anything I could do to increase the chance of a HE? I know asking is a no-no (solicitation). I usually tip over the standard 15% - 20% ($10) afterwards. Would more help?<br /><br />Your advice is appreciated.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br />Mr. Release WantedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-11960498422330059642010-05-29T20:05:43.158-04:002010-05-29T20:05:43.158-04:00right on about the RSS i was gonna comment on that...right on about the RSS i was gonna comment on that. you have a viewer base way more enormous than 1500/day. maybe you should save some of the stories you are planning to post here for the book, which would be another option of eventually getting out of the business eventually. lucrative too! you can make money off a book and still stay anonymous! i'm one straight chick who'd buy it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-51196618426730622482010-05-29T14:54:37.934-04:002010-05-29T14:54:37.934-04:00In my craiglist surfing for massage parlors, all I...In my craiglist surfing for massage parlors, all I can find in my area are Asian, of which there are many. I'm planning to try one at some point soon, contrary to your recommendations, but what else am I supposed to do if I can't find a non-Asian one? Is there a place to look besides craigslist?<br /><br />Final question: do you have any idea why literally every ad for an Asian place in my area says "Grand Opening"? I find it very odd. There's no way all of these places could be opening at the same time, and it seems like a most unusual marketing gimmick.<br /><br />Great blog. If you keep it up, I imagine you'll get a book deal. Happens with this kind of specialty blog all the time. You're an excellent writer to boot.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-58858474732772972682010-05-29T10:27:48.976-04:002010-05-29T10:27:48.976-04:00just a tip, if you want to get out of the sexual a...just a tip, if you want to get out of the sexual arena probably not good to refer to your future business as a 'parlor'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-41652119585163614142010-05-29T01:54:54.886-04:002010-05-29T01:54:54.886-04:00I would love to hear about the confrontations with...I would love to hear about the confrontations with girlfriend/wives!!!!! Post some of that drama, please!Shannon Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523008485373557979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-25207825163147015532010-05-28T23:07:17.693-04:002010-05-28T23:07:17.693-04:00ditto what the straight female said - I am probabl...ditto what the straight female said - I am probably in the category of horny men since I do enjoy the sexy stuff you write - but you are a very gifted and witty writer. You should work on compile some of your blog material with new stuff and write a book. Your blog title makes a perfect book title!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-55440103790912158542010-05-28T23:04:53.486-04:002010-05-28T23:04:53.486-04:00Do you give handjobs to your tech guy?Do you give handjobs to your tech guy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-87634911767007453142010-05-28T21:48:40.972-04:002010-05-28T21:48:40.972-04:00Hey CJ, I love your blog, but sometimes I think yo...Hey CJ, I love your blog, but sometimes I think you forget that your readers are not all just horny men (though they may make up the majority, haha)<br /><br />I'm a straight female who just enjoys reading about all of your interesting and crazy stories. You're a good writer, too. <br /><br />Just thought I'd let you know that we <i> do </i> exist :P Keep it up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-81762980056457772612010-05-28T20:57:57.479-04:002010-05-28T20:57:57.479-04:00when are we gonna get it over with and make love??...when are we gonna get it over with and make love??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-40649401327615894082010-05-28T12:04:21.213-04:002010-05-28T12:04:21.213-04:00Have you ever been out doing regular stuff and bum...Have you ever been out doing regular stuff and bumped into a client? like in the frozen food aisle at the grocery store? <br />Details of the facial expression on the client, please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-1840890024987435682010-05-28T11:42:07.892-04:002010-05-28T11:42:07.892-04:00You have more readers than that. People who use RS...You have more readers than that. People who use RSS or newsreaders like Google reader don't actually hit your URL and aren't counted in your statistics. I only am on your actual blog when i want to read comments or make a comment like now. But I devour every post.Al Sensuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14816018620574127798noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-25330377589700411512010-05-27T21:03:54.464-04:002010-05-27T21:03:54.464-04:00Hey CJ,
I was wondering if anyone you know from yo...Hey CJ,<br />I was wondering if anyone you know from your personal life ever showed up as a client x.xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com