tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post7841577981918220518..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: The Grandma Test or How To Spot A Massage Parlorcjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-24246800769486442252010-09-14T12:37:47.612-04:002010-09-14T12:37:47.612-04:00I'm mostly with "e xox" in that the ...I'm mostly with "e xox" in that the post made me go, "huh?" Here's why:<br /><br />1. Male staff: most Thai AMPs offer "m4m" massage (men for men). The guys are gay and attract a gay clientele (lots of married Chinese guys in the closet, according to a Thai masseuse I befriended). But there is NO action there, as Thai places are legit (the occasional HJ CAN happen, but is a rarity) and NOT run by the mob, stop it already.<br />I think than when a gay guy goes to a massage joint... it's for a massage. <br /><br />2. The terms "therapy", "stress-refief" and "aromatherapy" are OVERWHELMINGLY used by HJ factories and FS houses in California. I went to a nasty Korean whorehouse (probably mob-run, that one) a couple of times that was named "Pain Therapy". The pain of too much pressure in my balls that they relieved would not be something that grandma would relate to, I'm afraid.<br /><br />3. Four hands: Thai places offer that and it is NOT sexual with them. These MPs are so money-hungry (they're cheap!) that they just do anything for money, including advertise in sex rags or on escort sites (which infuriates mongers), but again, no extras.<br />I did get my worst HJ in a Thai place ONCE, as few mongers report the possibility too, but it was like pulling teeth from a provider who knew me very well and admitted that she had never given one.<br />So please don't go there for sex, they do that at home only, not in the US, and CJ quit lumping all AMPs together.<br />When I see the Thai, it's for therapy. For real.<br /><br />4.Swedish: um, EVERYBODY does swedish (ask a Korean or Thai, no problem) as it's probably the most popular. I loves me swedish followed by a good HJ... So you made me laugh again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-79999149000855149532010-04-01T03:30:35.379-04:002010-04-01T03:30:35.379-04:00cheshire said...
So where do gay guys go for thei...cheshire said... <br />So where do gay guys go for their happy ending? ie the male staff.<br /><br /><br />Sauna or steamroom at their local gym.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-72916765814482885672010-04-01T02:49:07.860-04:002010-04-01T02:49:07.860-04:00So where do gay guys go for their happy ending? ie...So where do gay guys go for their happy ending? ie the male staff.cheshirenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-8612617062861733442010-04-01T02:38:06.518-04:002010-04-01T02:38:06.518-04:00There's a really interesting place down the st...There's a really interesting place down the street. They have several sandwich board signs that say "Acupuncture--Insurance Accepted" So far it sounds like a legit Eastern medicine thing. But in the window is this neon sign that says "Relaxing Massage" with a palm tree like a mini version of something you'd expect to see in Vegas. Not Grandma friendly. Would an Asian Massage Parlor actually go so far as to use a legit Acupuncturist as a front?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-42456325702604638532010-03-31T15:57:17.839-04:002010-03-31T15:57:17.839-04:00I go to a girl that charges $300 for straight sex....I go to a girl that charges $300 for straight sex. Anything else cost extra.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-57773719272509364752010-03-31T12:27:04.367-04:002010-03-31T12:27:04.367-04:00Full Service...so, OK, not all parlors/girls offer...Full Service...so, OK, not all parlors/girls offer Full Service, but if you luck out and find one that does, what do you think a fair rate for all services should be? I have been to an Asian place, I paid $70 to the old lady when I was in the room, then the younger girl comes in and takes me to the table shower and scrubs me down...back in the room I lay $100 on the table and don't say anything and she massages me for a good 20-30 minutes and then blow job to slip on the condom and then fucks my brains out...now I was very nervous about being busted and with the help of what you have written will never go Asian again, but for $170 got a pretty nice lay...<br /><br />So, if I get lucky and find a full service American Girl, what do you think fair compensation would be?MikefromPAnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-26855842720993417392010-03-31T11:37:47.124-04:002010-03-31T11:37:47.124-04:00That first anon post with the craigslist link is a...That first anon post with the craigslist link is a great example of what to look for when seeking an erotic massage! I mean, there a pic of that girl fully clothed, but leaning over for no reason. She's just pornin' around.Shannon Raehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01523008485373557979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-69602896773565945032010-03-31T01:18:00.263-04:002010-03-31T01:18:00.263-04:00That's interesting, not at all what we've ...That's interesting, not at all what we've learnt.<br /><br />Females and males often prefer to be seen by a female massage therapist.<br /><br />Health spa over here is a bit of a moot term but it's not really used for rub n tugs. <br /><br />Accupressure is quite a well known modality here similar to accupuncture or shiatsu.<br /><br />We also try not to use the words stress relief as for men jerking off can be a form of stress relief<br /><br />Interesting to get your perspective though- e xoxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09849980814133545806noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-32108627247722061932010-03-30T22:42:21.446-04:002010-03-30T22:42:21.446-04:00Interesting. You got me thinking about why massage...Interesting. You got me thinking about why massage parlors are female-only. As with any other type of sex work (sorry for using use that blanket term, not meant to be negative), surely there's gay clientele and a desire for male staff as well? Just wondering. <br /><br />Great blog, by the way.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-73837358196414393182010-03-30T21:17:08.968-04:002010-03-30T21:17:08.968-04:00A mostly-amateur opinion on the craigslist posting...A mostly-amateur opinion on the craigslist posting: picture of a pretty girl, ad says sensual massage, attractive woman, soft touch available, optional draping, private location, cash only... email is "tantalizing touch." <br /><br />This seems like a pretty good bet. No grandma of mine would be calling her :)<br /><br />I also think a refusal to accept blocked calls suggests a worry about cops calling.<br /><br />My two cents :)Just Visitingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-74792408548425043192010-03-30T20:27:10.924-04:002010-03-30T20:27:10.924-04:00so men on the staff means its legit? so there'...so men on the staff means its legit? so there's no almost no fucking massage parlors in Milwaukee?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-9902980896235333752010-03-30T18:49:23.050-04:002010-03-30T18:49:23.050-04:00How about this one?
http://detroit.craigslist.org/...How about this one?<br />http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/biz/1668488410.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com