tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post8270191288613422911..comments2024-01-11T13:58:09.780-05:00Comments on Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse: Readers Poll – Results So Farcjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-12957271494949096622010-09-21T16:07:31.187-04:002010-09-21T16:07:31.187-04:00Mark has it wrong, BTW.
For one thing, you're...Mark has it wrong, BTW.<br /><br />For one thing, you're not marrying the girl, pal. You're just in the same room for an hour. She puts her hands on you and makes you come, which, as CJ often admits, ain't brain surgery. So why make it complicated on your end?<br /><br />Then, unless she's filthy and/or repulsive, my question is: are you gay?<br />I'm a sensitive guy, but I don't need to "love" the girl to get it done, if you know what I'm saying.<br />The majority of women working in parlors, extras or not, are reasonably young and attractive.<br />When they send grandma to service a young guy, it's because they smell "bacon". Older providers give fantastic massages, BTW - you don't HAVE to take any extras. <br /><br />And finally, a bit of advice to all, if I may. The woman is not your girlfriend - she's selling fantasy. The least you can do, for yourself, to enjoy the experience, is to play along.<br />For an hour, I treat the chick like she's my date. I overlook her shortcomings if necessary, just the way she does mine.<br />If you can't muster a little acceptance for a few moments... then, yes, by all means, stay away from "pay for play", read blogs like this one, and jerk off alone.<br /><br />Don't you all forget either that CJ is also constantly putting down all other sex workers to toot her own horn. I've seen bright, educated, smoking hot providers. And very few tattoos, no drugs, and no weirdos.<br />Now were they all loving and beautiful? Get real. But it's just sex, Goddammit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-85060037634137842032010-09-21T15:44:13.295-04:002010-09-21T15:44:13.295-04:00“I’ve been – but I wouldn’t call it erotic”.
Maybe...“I’ve been – but I wouldn’t call it erotic”.<br />Maybe those girls thought of themselves as "therapists" and got all rude or clinical on the dude.<br /><br />We all have had the mechanical ones, but it's apparently in bad form to mention them on a masseuse's blog, where the customer is always at fault for not coming fast enough, BTW...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-17843848632344010982008-06-09T22:53:00.000-04:002008-06-09T22:53:00.000-04:00Mark, I hear ya. But you'll never know until you ...Mark, <BR/><BR/>I hear ya. But you'll never know until you try. At the very least, you'll get a massage with a happy ending. And if the girl you get isn't your thing, always feel free to ask - just don't be an asshole or creepy about it. <BR/><BR/>CJ<BR/><BR/>Zen, <BR/>Gee - thanks!cjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-16584180103237432762008-06-05T16:04:00.000-04:002008-06-05T16:04:00.000-04:00cj said...>Zen,> Depending on the maker, it's >...cj said...<BR/>>Zen,<BR/>> Depending on the maker, it's >34DD or 36DD.<BR/><BR/>You must be really tiny, because they look like 38's or larger in your photo.zencyclehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00972746221081909463noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-50422444604461117492008-06-05T06:58:00.000-04:002008-06-05T06:58:00.000-04:00Actually, the main reason that I hesitate to go to...Actually, the main reason that I hesitate to go to a massage parlor, is I am a little dubious as to what the masseuse will look/be like. If I knew I'd get someone as bright and attractive as you I'd give it a go, but you have apinted a rather grim picture of a lot of the people that work or apply to work in massage parlors and I'd hate to walk in, see some who did not appeal to me and have to either walk out on her or go through with it.markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02585571930078417071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-82720242416426245702008-06-04T22:55:00.000-04:002008-06-04T22:55:00.000-04:00PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICEPRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICEcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-42519026607760947552008-06-04T21:32:00.000-04:002008-06-04T21:32:00.000-04:00How do the girls get us to finish fast? That’s why...How do the girls get us to finish fast? That’s why I stop going.wait2cmehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07942905531586778832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-59199367955688341192008-06-04T18:01:00.000-04:002008-06-04T18:01:00.000-04:00i'm reading your blog, haven't commented before, a...i'm reading your blog, haven't commented before, and am a girl. just so you know haha.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-54353122376733558492008-06-04T17:42:00.000-04:002008-06-04T17:42:00.000-04:00Dear Anon:That's a question for another day! It's...Dear Anon:<BR/><BR/>That's a question for another day! It's a LOOOOOOOONG story and I really have to give it some thought to pay it justice. Let's just say that I'll probably get around to it eventually.<BR/><BR/>CJcjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01910801307428469433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4869610604851314861.post-32073504637752775502008-06-04T17:03:00.000-04:002008-06-04T17:03:00.000-04:00OK, first question: How did you move from the mass...OK, first question: How did you move from the massage only business to the "enhanced" massage business?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com