Announcing the HappyEndingz first annual T-shirt slogan contest!
You guys gave me a few good ideas recently for some slogans for this blog thing of mine. Trina and I had a good laugh thinking up a few more, but let's see what you guys can come up with. Here's a few ideas to get you started...
I went to HappyEndingz and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
With T-shirt you get Happy Ending
HappyEndingz: Where Every Story Has A Happy Ending!
Wee-Tug-Yu: Asian Massage Parlor
HappyEndingz Massage - Satisfaction Guaranteed!
Happy Endingz - where a happy ending can be a new beginning.
ReplyDeleteHappyendingz: Live Happily Ever After (for an hour or so).
ReplyDeleteHappyendingz: Tips appreciated (yours and mine).
Happyendingz: I give your husband handjobs so shut up.
Happyendingz: Up. Down. Repeat as necessary.
Happyendingz: Making the world a happier place, one dick at a time.
Happyendingz: Lending a helping hand (well renting one anyway).
Sorry, that's the best I can do right now. Still tired from the stupid hurricane evacuation. But it is good to be home.
t-shirt included with happy ending... or something like that
ReplyDeleteactually all of the ones that jack said are way better than mine.
ReplyDeleteI went to The Business and all I got was this T-shirt*.
ReplyDelete*and a handjob.
A couple more:
ReplyDeleteThey're called Happy Endingz. But on my resume it's "manual labor"
I like to shake hands with my clients' wives. It is as close as they get to sex with their husbands.
My hands aren't big. You're just small.
I couldn't really think of any good ones, so I tried to be evil.
ReplyDeleteHappyendingz: No hanky-panky, just a little wanky-yanky
Happyendingz: Lay back and relax while we take matters into our own hands
Happyendingz: don't die on our table cuz we will throw your ass in the dumpster
Happyendingz: the only "full service" you can get around here is a tugjob by the fat bitch in the other room
Happyendingz: you've only got 2 minutes left - why the hell are you wasting time reading my t-shirt?
Happyendingz: if God didn't me to be so rough with your wang, then why the hell did he tell the Jews to start circumcising everyone?
Happyendingz: We'd give you a testimonial, but the guy can't move.
ReplyDeleteHappyendingz: We give you handjobs, why do we need a slogan?
Happyendingz: You'd better hope it's not half-off.
Happyendingz: More Tugz and Jugz Than You Can Handle!
ReplyDeleteHappyendingz: Big Jugz and Big Tugz You Can Bet, But We Can Help It If You Get...Wet!
(A theme is emerging...)
Happyendingz: Relax and/or Climax - We Aim to Please!
No sucky, no fucky, no freebie. Where d'you think you are, an Asian parlor?!
ReplyDeleteAdult massage: non-therapeutic, almost-legal, all-American!
Come within 5' or you're on your own, pal! [oh, wait, that one wasn't a joke...]