My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Boys Vote Here
Hey Guys,
Just say something (or nothing) in the comments section so I can add these up later.
Please feel free to leave any questions or comments. Last year the boys outnumbered the girls 2 to 1. So be sure to vote!
Found your blog looking for an interesting blog about erotic massage....you're doing a great job with the mix of things that you write about. The sexy stories are, of course, what I would want more of, because, you see, I am a man and that's what we like :)
I've visited a few massage parlours in my time and thought your blog would be interesting. Only the ones I've been to are full service. I still like your blog though.
I love hearing about all the freeks, but I think it would be cool to hear about your more normal sessions, too. Maybe you could give us a rundown on a typical day at work for you.
Are you still pursuing the internet dating? I'd love to hear how that's going for you. (I'm sure there's a few freaks in that scene, as well.)
Personally, I have always found the stories with a more sexual tint to be the most interesting. Like SWfan said, that's what we like (and I'd have to guess that's what the women who are reading your blog like too). Keep up the good work
As a long time enthusiast of regular therapeutic massage, I've long wished I could find someone who'd be willing to provide one with a more "erotic" persuasion. Naturally I Googled "erotic masseuse" and stumbled onto your blog.
Though I have yet to find a "happy ending" locally (I live in rural central PA), I have enjoyed reading of your adventures and have learned a few things along the way. Keep up the good work! I enjoy getting a sense of how you think and see the world.
I think I have a pretty good idea where you work and one day, if I'm ever out that way, I'm going to make an effort to schedule a session with you. Until then, I will enjoy you vicariously!
hey, love to read the freak of the week stories and pretty much just the mundane situations that you probably are bored to post all the time. i found the blog through a poker player's blog links, you have to figure out who :P
Cj, Guy here too... I enjoy reading your blog and try to not miss an installment! As someone who occasionally enjoys a good massage witha happy ending, I really like hearing your perspective of the business. I hope to find you someday to enjoy a good rub and maybe a tug... ;)
Like many others, I like your writing style, the "freak of the week" feature is funny, and I find it fascinating to hear how working in the industry impacts your real-life
While I've loved reading about the various Freaks of the Week, I've truly gotten the most pleasure out of the continuing storylines, i.e...the Sugar Daddy and his vacation home or your backstory with Cindy.
Of course, it's all VERY entertaining as a whole. Keep up the variety!
Been reading for months, and love it all, from the "uncommon economic indicators" of business picking up again, to the insights into a (to me) alien world of options and specials and daddies and freaks and so on. Well written blogs on interesting subjects are hard to find.
I agree with yank my nutz. You should post a picture or two, because the one on your profile is small, and old, and a bit too G-rated for this blog. Show us what the view is like for the topless or G-string options. You can blur or cover the face to stay annonymous.
Few suggestions: 1. Feature the “Best client of the week” 2. Tips to make your MT happy (turn offs/on) 3. Tips to make your client happy (turn offs/on) 4. New picture of you, I’m tired of seeing you’re huge green tits. I once had a nightmare that they were chasing me. 5. Nude pictures of you.
what's with all the comments saying you're a guy/dude/boy/etc? you are posting in the mens section - lol
Love the blog as is - great mix of different topics - I like the one suggest of adding "best client of the week". If I were forced to pick though, I would say add a bit more sex stories in.
I also agree that it would be nice to get a pic or two added from time to time.
All in all - keep up the great work - both here and on the clock - haha
Oh yeah, not sure how you could do it, but a cool thing would be to host a chat sometime (a lot of sports blogs do that and then post the chat wrap at the end).
Thanks for the blog-- it's one of my favorite things to show up in my RSS reader. It's not even that it's a sex-related blog that gives me nice feelings, it's just very well written and always entertaining. Thanks!!
Hi. I check your blog twice a week waiting for any new posts. You are literally one of five places I check out on the web with regularity.
I started reading this after going to my first erotic massage. It was kind of a bust and I wanted to learn the ropes a bit better so that my next time would be more satisfying. I haven't tried it again yet, but I am fascinated by your writing style and the subject of course.
My favorite types of posts are the freak of the week or any type of descriptions of sessions. Almost as interesting as these, though, are the details of how the massage parlor is run and how you handle relationships with your boss and co-workers.
I also wish you'd give more details about your sex life outside of work. You frequently talk about your failures with relationships, and seems like you aren't getting any sex at all.
There's only one solitary massage establishment within driving range of me and it is an AMP, so I'm staying away on your recommendation. That means that your blog is my only taste of that experience for the foreseeable future.
If I have any complaints at all, it is just that I want you to write more. If you wrote twice as many entries you'd have a great, totally publishable manuscript take take to Simon and Schuster in a year or two.
Been enjoying your blog for the bulk of the year (and e-mailed to you about my own "misadventures" a while back). You continue to both entertain and educate. Keep on.
Hey CJ- love your blog. I am working on drumming up the courage to visit a specialist but have not, as of yet. Your blog is great. Thank you for the entertainment. My wife and I had a great sex life but she got sick and had a heart attack that put her into lack of oxygen to the brain. She is not who I married, but I still love her. Wierd? I don't know. Anyways, I am tired of tugging and am looking for alternatives. Is massage a good idea?
Well I think I found your website off another bloggers site who had you listed. I found, and find it interesting when you discuss your feelings regarding each massage session. I have 2 LMT here local who started out giving me wonderful therapeutic massages(at least 5 sessions each) and one day they both just asked me if my dick needed massaging also....and of course I agreed. Anyway my two local gals are great, and I enjoy reading your blog....it also helps with my anticipation of seeing them as well. Thanks, male here
Love your blog - I've been going to similar establishments for the last 20 years. Still like a good handjob better than full service. A good one has certain skill that not very many possess.
Love your blog CJ, and thank you for providing the service you do for your clients. You're a great writer; informative, sensitive, funny. Continuing insights into the business and clients rate first on my list of what I'd like to read, but always happy to read whatever you wish to say about your "other" life.
Visited "Spa's" all over the country. One evening stuck in Ohio, stuck in hotel looking for a local spa. You're blog appeared in my search results. I started reading and have been hooked ever since (about 1 year).
Went back and started reading from the beginning (12/2007) so I could understand your point of view.
I like the FOTW, Sugar Daddy, and day-to-day spa stories. I also enjoy the personal stories of you dealing with friends and family and how you deal with the "where do you work" and "what do you do" questions since it's one of the first questions someone asks when they meet another person to gauge their "compatibility". I enjoy it all since you're a real person and should express yourself multi-dimensionally.
I also tell the "spa" assistants I see, about your blog and they always seem interested. We even talk about your blog during sessions.
I think I was looking up happy endings (you know...find someone or somewhere that you could get one) and your blog popped up in the search. I looked at it and started to read and was hooked. I would keep writting about the wierd customers, the sugar daddies, the types of stuff people ask for and a little more about yourself as well. Variety is the spice of life...that and a happy ending!!
hi. I've had the happy ending. My first time I didn't get one because I didn't know about them. The second time, same girl, I was like did she accidentally brush against my pedro. And a whole new world was revealed to me.
wish ya could let us know where u'r at so we could experience the techniques you've described but i understand ur reasons for the confidentiality. keep up the great blogging!
I'd like to read about a typical day with descriptions of each session in detail. And what went through your head during each (what you thought of the guy, etc.)
Hi!, found your blog about 8 months ago, surfing around trying to find out who coined the term Happy Ending (never did). Really enjoy your writing style, all of it (fotw, co-worker stuff, etc.) would cast a vote with the new picture crowd though. Not detached enough to think I could make it in under five minutes though, so have never visited a Spa, plus I'm in S.F., almost nothing but AMP's
Man here from the Lehigh Valley. Not sure how I found your blog, but I do enjoy reading it. I like reading anything you put up. Did you go to the Music festival in Allentown this week?
I found your blog in the blogroll of another blog called AAGBlog.
have been reading for almost a year. Would love more sexy stories. would also like to hear about some fails. Maybe the guy who couldn't get it up, things like that.
Thanks for the interesting posts. Never even thought of going to a massage parlour, but the insight is fascinating. One question: do you get female customers just coming in for a standard massage, and how do you deal with them?
Tell us more about parlor "secrets", freaks of the week, interesting happenings and so on. I'm a fan of the seedy parlors tucked-away in industrial plazas on the wrong side of the tracks. You know, the places with barely any signage complete with tinted windows where you're greeted with suspicion and cold stares when the creaky door opens. Places that get my heart pounding making me wonder whether I'm going to get rolled or whether they'll lock the door behind me and keep me captive for some reason :)
Really great -- seems honest -- that's important since there's so much misinformation around, especially if it involves sex.
I have a couple questions too if you have time: 1) Is there anything we can do to get the happy ending if the masseuse doesn't bring it up at all? I've gotten nothing at a place from one person while a different person gave me the HE. 2) When do we ask for extras? 3) I would like to try the prostate massage -- is that a rarely offerend service?
Recently found your blog because my wife and I were arguing about the "Spa" places around town. She was confident that they were all whore houses, but I told her I was sure it was just a massage and a happy ending. I googled happy ending/massage parlors and here I am. Been reading for about 2 weeks trying to catch up on all your old posts and I'm almost done. Really interesting stuff.
I love your blog. I found it doing a Google Search for Sex Blogs.
I love all your Freak of the Week stories. I am also curious why you find having your feet handled to be very erotic but thinks it is disgusting to touch a guys feet.
I hereyou give a great blog job.
ReplyDeletedude here
ReplyDeleteFantastic as is, fair and balanced!
ReplyDeleteBeen a loyal reader since I found you about 6-7 months ago.
ReplyDeleteFound your blog looking for an interesting blog about erotic massage....you're doing a great job with the mix of things that you write about. The sexy stories are, of course, what I would want more of, because, you see, I am a man and that's what we like :)
ReplyDeleteI've visited a few massage parlours in my time and thought your blog would be interesting. Only the ones I've been to are full service. I still like your blog though.
ReplyDeletemix up all those things, the more personal the better, like a Howard Stern interview. you are more facsinating than you know. how about some pictures?
ReplyDeleteI love hearing about all the freeks, but I think it would be cool to hear about your more normal sessions, too. Maybe you could give us a rundown on a typical day at work for you.
ReplyDeleteAre you still pursuing the internet dating? I'd love to hear how that's going for you. (I'm sure there's a few freaks in that scene, as well.)
AJ
One more guy.
ReplyDeleteHello, I think the mix of everything you have going is great. Only thing you could add is a photo or two of your body from time to time.
ReplyDeletem
ReplyDeleteMale reader here:
ReplyDeleteCame here via a recommendation on Google reader.
What would I like to see more of? More about the people in the parlour - both clients and masseuses.
Great blog! I love it!
Yeah, I'm a guy.
ReplyDeleteJust another guy.
ReplyDeleteI found you through a link on tuckermax.com.
Personally, I have always found the stories with a more sexual tint to be the most interesting. Like SWfan said, that's what we like (and I'd have to guess that's what the women who are reading your blog like too). Keep up the good work
- SDR
Hey CJ, hope all is well. Glad to hear business has picked back up!
ReplyDeleteNow if I could only make my way to PA.... :p
Excellent blog, keep it just like it is.
ReplyDeleteyour blog was a google recommendation. and now it's one of my faves! keep up the good work!
ReplyDeletelove reading your work.
ReplyDeleteAnother guy here!
ReplyDeleteComment!
ReplyDeletehi - google reader suggested your blog to me!
ReplyDeleteAs a long time enthusiast of regular therapeutic massage, I've long wished I could find someone who'd be willing to provide one with a more "erotic" persuasion. Naturally I Googled "erotic masseuse" and stumbled onto your blog.
ReplyDeleteThough I have yet to find a "happy ending" locally (I live in rural central PA), I have enjoyed reading of your adventures and have learned a few things along the way. Keep up the good work! I enjoy getting a sense of how you think and see the world.
I think I have a pretty good idea where you work and one day, if I'm ever out that way, I'm going to make an effort to schedule a session with you. Until then, I will enjoy you vicariously!
Another long time follower
ReplyDeletehey, love to read the freak of the week stories and pretty much just the mundane situations that you probably are bored to post all the time. i found the blog through a poker player's blog links, you have to figure out who :P
ReplyDeleteLove your blog!
ReplyDeletehey
ReplyDeleteMan here, and I have to say that I enjoy the well-roundedness of the blog. Keep it up!
ReplyDeleteI am also a boy.
ReplyDeleteCj, Guy here too... I enjoy reading your blog and try to not miss an installment! As someone who occasionally enjoys a good massage witha happy ending, I really like hearing your perspective of the business. I hope to find you someday to enjoy a good rub and maybe a tug... ;)
ReplyDeletesexy stories and freak of the week are my faves...
ReplyDeleteI'm curious to hear how you and the girls react when the client is uncircumcised.
Would love more stories and updates on your personal life.
ReplyDeleteGuy here
ReplyDeleteyou really are missing the financial boat here. Your blog is amazing and you could turn this into a full time profession. Screw the anonymity.
ReplyDeleteYou write with passion and have a big audience because of it. Time to cash in I would say...
Just another guy here leaving his boat.
ReplyDeleteLike many others, I like your writing style, the "freak of the week" feature is funny, and I find it fascinating to hear how working in the industry impacts your real-life
keep up the good work
Howdy.
ReplyDeleteWhile I've loved reading about the various Freaks of the Week, I've truly gotten the most pleasure out of the continuing storylines, i.e...the Sugar Daddy and his vacation home or your backstory with Cindy.
Of course, it's all VERY entertaining as a whole. Keep up the variety!
You already have the magic, just keep writing!
ReplyDeleteI would love to read more about your coworkers, past and present; their experiences, personalities and relationships. I find it hilarious.
Found you as a favorite listing on another blog.
Boy here.
ReplyDeleteI love all your posts and want more of all types! :) But if I had to rank what I'd want more of, it would be (from most want to least):
1. Funny stories
2. Sexy stories
3. Freaks of the Week
4. Parlor "secrets"
5. Personal life stuff
And, please, please please consider posting some more pics? Anything would be awesome.
I don't remember where I found it, but it was also about 6 months ago. Perhaps via http://ask.metafilter.com/108845/Info-on-asian-prostitution?
Another one who pees standing up here.
ReplyDeleteI keep coming back because you write well, and are very free-form.
So keep on keeping on, and thank you.
Been reading for months, and love it all, from the "uncommon economic indicators" of business picking up again, to the insights into a (to me) alien world of options and specials and daddies and freaks and so on. Well written blogs on interesting subjects are hard to find.
ReplyDeleteAlso, am I the only gay boy reading?
I agree with yank my nutz. You should post a picture or two, because the one on your profile is small, and old, and a bit too G-rated for this blog. Show us what the view is like for the topless or G-string options. You can blur or cover the face to stay annonymous.
ReplyDeleteparlor secrets and sexy stories
ReplyDeleteBig CJ blog fan. I love the sensual stories.
ReplyDeleteFew suggestions:
1. Feature the “Best client of the week”
2. Tips to make your MT happy (turn offs/on)
3. Tips to make your client happy (turn offs/on)
4. New picture of you, I’m tired of seeing you’re huge green tits. I once had a nightmare that they were chasing me.
5. Nude pictures of you.
I love your stories about your business and life in general. ~Uncle Monk
ReplyDeleteAnother Guy here... from Minneapolis, MN.... but I grew up in York PA:)
ReplyDeleteHi. I read you from Austin, TX.
ReplyDeleteCJ,
ReplyDeleteThe only thing greater
Than reading your blog?
The feel of your hand
Pumping my log.
Found this a few months ago. Love it! Your stories of work are great but more personal stuff would be cool too.
ReplyDeletebeen reading ya forevea.
ReplyDeletekeep up the good work. oh, and my favorites are the stories that are obviously made up.
as a writer, i *heart* those.
grub.
guy here
ReplyDeleteanother fella who loves you through the wires.
ReplyDeletewhat's with all the comments saying you're a guy/dude/boy/etc? you are posting in the mens section - lol
ReplyDeleteLove the blog as is - great mix of different topics - I like the one suggest of adding "best client of the week". If I were forced to pick though, I would say add a bit more sex stories in.
I also agree that it would be nice to get a pic or two added from time to time.
All in all - keep up the great work - both here and on the clock - haha
Oh yeah, not sure how you could do it, but a cool thing would be to host a chat sometime (a lot of sports blogs do that and then post the chat wrap at the end).
ReplyDeleteChris from Atlanta here, saying hello!
ReplyDeleteLove it all!
ReplyDeleteWay out here in Albuquerque
guy here
ReplyDeleteThanks for the blog-- it's one of my favorite things to show up in my RSS reader. It's not even that it's a sex-related blog that gives me nice feelings, it's just very well written and always entertaining. Thanks!!
ReplyDeleteDon't stop writing!
ReplyDeleteTG in MN
I found your blog through your comments on College Call Girl's (old :( ) blog.
ReplyDeleteGreetings from Australia.
ReplyDeleteHi!
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteMore personal stuff and more insider stuff.
You are a very creative writer.
Hi. I check your blog twice a week waiting for any new posts. You are literally one of five places I check out on the web with regularity.
ReplyDeleteI started reading this after going to my first erotic massage. It was kind of a bust and I wanted to learn the ropes a bit better so that my next time would be more satisfying. I haven't tried it again yet, but I am fascinated by your writing style and the subject of course.
My favorite types of posts are the freak of the week or any type of descriptions of sessions. Almost as interesting as these, though, are the details of how the massage parlor is run and how you handle relationships with your boss and co-workers.
I also wish you'd give more details about your sex life outside of work. You frequently talk about your failures with relationships, and seems like you aren't getting any sex at all.
There's only one solitary massage establishment within driving range of me and it is an AMP, so I'm staying away on your recommendation. That means that your blog is my only taste of that experience for the foreseeable future.
If I have any complaints at all, it is just that I want you to write more. If you wrote twice as many entries you'd have a great, totally publishable manuscript take take to Simon and Schuster in a year or two.
Freak of the Week here
ReplyDeleteHey, enjoy all of it
ReplyDeleteGuy
ReplyDelete1) I went for a local Erotic massage and she talked about your blog.
2) I like a mix, freaks, internal workings and sexy are all fun reads.
Mike
Been enjoying your blog for the bulk of the year (and e-mailed to you about my own "misadventures" a while back). You continue to both entertain and educate. Keep on.
ReplyDeleteHi..
ReplyDeleteI love reading your blog.
I like all sorts of stories but particularly sexy stories and inside information about the parlors.
What I like the least is personal life stories. If I had one wish, it would be that the blog is updated more frequently!
Thanks for such a great blog!
Hey CJ- love your blog. I am working on drumming up the courage to visit a specialist but have not, as of yet. Your blog is great. Thank you for the entertainment. My wife and I had a great sex life but she got sick and had a heart attack that put her into lack of oxygen to the brain. She is not who I married, but I still love her. Wierd? I don't know. Anyways, I am tired of tugging and am looking for alternatives. Is massage a good idea?
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, really fun insight into the business and your day-to-day. Id like to hear more about your first facial, and why you like them.
ReplyDeleteWell I think I found your website off another bloggers site who had you listed. I found, and find it interesting when you discuss your feelings regarding each massage session. I have 2 LMT here local who started out giving me wonderful therapeutic massages(at least 5 sessions each) and one day they both just asked me if my dick needed massaging also....and of course I agreed. Anyway my two local gals are great, and I enjoy reading your blog....it also helps with my anticipation of seeing them as well. Thanks, male here
ReplyDeleteLove your blog - I've been going to similar establishments for the last 20 years. Still like a good handjob better than full service. A good one has certain skill that not very many possess.
ReplyDeleteI'm curious - have you ever had any requests to tickle customers?
ReplyDeleteI like hearing parlor secrets too.
Love your blog CJ, and thank you for providing the service you do for your clients. You're a great writer; informative, sensitive, funny. Continuing insights into the business and clients rate first on my list of what I'd like to read, but always happy to read whatever you wish to say about your "other" life.
ReplyDeleteFreak of the week is definatly your best feature.
ReplyDeleteAnother guy.
ReplyDeleteDon't remember HOW I found your blog, but it is a fav now.
Keep up all the stories, and your great sense of humour
Boys For the win!
ReplyDeleteLove your blog CJ!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the posts, keep on writing!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure i wouldn't last long under your hands, but the effort would be glorious
ReplyDeletemore personal life stuff. I find it fascinating. Also, more dirty/freaky stuff from the sessions.
ReplyDeleteand while I'm wishing, I want a unicorn with pegasus wings that can fire laser beams.
CJ, The only thing I want you to change is the frequency of your posts...
ReplyDeleteMore, More, More
Keep 'em comin'
IF you know what I mean
AND I think you do
You go go!
ReplyDeleteLook forward to every post
ReplyDeleteAnonymous reader here.... I prefer to read more of funny and sexy stories plus personal life crap too please... thank you and I enjoy your blog! :)
ReplyDeletehya.just keep posting-anything.i am so waiting new posts.i like your writing and thinkig style
ReplyDeleteGreat Blog.
ReplyDeleteVisited "Spa's" all over the country. One evening stuck in Ohio, stuck in hotel looking for a local spa. You're blog appeared in my search results. I started reading and have been hooked ever since (about 1 year).
Went back and started reading from the beginning (12/2007) so I could understand your point of view.
I like the FOTW, Sugar Daddy, and day-to-day spa stories. I also enjoy the personal stories of you dealing with friends and family and how you deal with the "where do you work" and "what do you do" questions since it's one of the first questions someone asks when they meet another person to gauge their "compatibility". I enjoy it all since you're a real person and should express yourself multi-dimensionally.
I also tell the "spa" assistants I see, about your blog and they always seem interested. We even talk about your blog during sessions.
Keep up the good work ;}
I think I was looking up happy endings (you know...find someone or somewhere that you could get one) and your blog popped up in the search. I looked at it and started to read and was hooked. I would keep writting about the wierd customers, the sugar daddies, the types of stuff people ask for and a little more about yourself as well. Variety is the spice of life...that and a happy ending!!
ReplyDeleteHi
ReplyDeleteGreetings from the Netherlands.
I'm really enjoying your entries. Keep up the good work!
ReplyDeleteYO.
ReplyDeleteWaffles sent me.
Hi.
ReplyDeletefound this blog two weeks ago. read all the past post and i've been hooked since. like stories of your life outside work, sexy and funny stories.
ReplyDeleteLots more sexy stories.
ReplyDeleteBeen reading for about six months now.
hi. I've had the happy ending. My first time I didn't get one because I didn't know about them. The second time, same girl, I was like did she accidentally brush against my pedro. And a whole new world was revealed to me.
ReplyDeletelove your blog. Think I did a search for massage therapists blogs.
ReplyDeleteGreat blog! I did a search for happy ending message.
ReplyDeleteHello!
ReplyDeleteGreat Site
ReplyDeletewish ya could let us know where u'r at so we could experience the techniques you've described but i understand ur reasons for the confidentiality. keep up the great blogging!
ReplyDeleteHowdy!
ReplyDeleteYep, Hello. If you must know, I think you would be breaking some serious ground if you could include pics...
ReplyDeleteOf course, Identities can remain hidden. And you know what they say, a picture is worth a 1000 words....
I'm totally a dude. Totally.
ReplyDeleteHi... I love reading your blog....
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite blogs.
ReplyDeleteHi Great blog
ReplyDeletehi. great stuff.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to read about a typical day with descriptions of each session in detail. And what went through your head during each (what you thought of the guy, etc.)
ReplyDeletegreat blog. found it looking for info on massage parlor etiquette. Great info!
ReplyDeletevery interesting and entertaining blog, I'm a dude
ReplyDeleteHey CJ!
ReplyDeleteI forget how I found the blog but I've had it bookmarked for over a year now. Great stuff! Keep it up.
My Google RSS feeder suggested it.
ReplyDeleteCount me in!
ReplyDeleteHi! Another one who found you through a Google Reader suggestion. No special requests, I like all your common topics just fine.
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, please keep writing!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Jeff and I am addicted to erotic massage. Ya think there's some hope for me?
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeletei'd love to hear more massage parlour secrets
love you CJ!
ReplyDeleteHi!, found your blog about 8 months ago, surfing around trying to find out who coined the term Happy Ending (never did). Really enjoy your writing style, all of it (fotw, co-worker stuff, etc.) would cast a vote with the new picture crowd though. Not detached enough to think I could make it in under five minutes though, so have never visited a Spa, plus I'm in S.F., almost nothing but AMP's
ReplyDeleteJust LoVe your Blog! I have enjoyed many massages over the years...even over seas.
ReplyDeleteMan here from the Lehigh Valley. Not sure how I found your blog, but I do enjoy reading it. I like reading anything you put up. Did you go to the Music festival in Allentown this week?
ReplyDeletePing
ReplyDeleteBoy.
ReplyDeleteI found your blog in the blogroll of another blog called AAGBlog.
have been reading for almost a year. Would love more sexy stories. would also like to hear about some fails. Maybe the guy who couldn't get it up, things like that.
Been a fan since the first few weeks you were blogging... keep up the great work.
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ReplyDeleteone more!
ReplyDeleteThe 129th..., on the way to restore the 2:1 ratio
ReplyDeleteThe score before this comment was 129 to 65 so I REALLY had to say something, making it 2 to 1 again LOL
ReplyDeletelove the blog; keep it up!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the interesting posts. Never even thought of going to a massage parlour, but the insight is fascinating. One question: do you get female customers just coming in for a standard massage, and how do you deal with them?
ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work.
Tell us more about parlor "secrets", freaks of the week, interesting happenings and so on. I'm a fan of the seedy parlors tucked-away in industrial plazas on the wrong side of the tracks. You know, the places with barely any signage complete with tinted windows where you're greeted with suspicion and cold stares when the creaky door opens. Places that get my heart pounding making me wonder whether I'm going to get rolled or whether they'll lock the door behind me and keep me captive for some reason :)
ReplyDeleteReally great -- seems honest -- that's important since there's so much misinformation around, especially if it involves sex.
ReplyDeleteI have a couple questions too if you have time:
1) Is there anything we can do to get the happy ending if the masseuse doesn't bring it up at all? I've gotten nothing at a place from one person while a different person gave me the HE.
2) When do we ask for extras?
3) I would like to try the prostate massage -- is that a rarely offerend service?
Thanks!
Recently found your blog because my wife and I were arguing about the "Spa" places around town. She was confident that they were all whore houses, but I told her I was sure it was just a massage and a happy ending. I googled happy ending/massage parlors and here I am. Been reading for about 2 weeks trying to catch up on all your old posts and I'm almost done. Really interesting stuff.
ReplyDeleteHi, great blog.
ReplyDeletehi
ReplyDeleteI love your blog. I found it doing a Google Search for Sex Blogs.
ReplyDeleteI love all your Freak of the Week stories. I am also curious why you find having your feet handled to be very erotic but thinks it is disgusting to touch a guys feet.