My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
It isn't fair!
How come when they say it, it's called "advertising." But if we say it, it's called "solicitation?"
Yeah, except that the "happy ending" is likely courtesy of Ben & Jerry, not a girl named CJ.
That's a funny billboard that I've seen before, but it's also false advertisement in my book! Why don't they put up "party in your mouth" while they're at it?
Damn that is to funny. Good pic.
ReplyDeletehaha, love your stuff. Keep up the good work
ReplyDeletehahaha...
ReplyDeleteI'll skip the chicken-fried steak platter and move right to the happy ending, please!
ReplyDeleteYeah, except that the "happy ending" is likely courtesy of Ben & Jerry, not a girl named CJ.
ReplyDeleteThat's a funny billboard that I've seen before, but it's also false advertisement in my book! Why don't they put up "party in your mouth" while they're at it?