Happyendingz - confessions of an erotic masseuse

My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

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I TOLD you Asian massage parlors were crap.
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Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Where Are They Now

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Thanks for giving me something to talk about.  And I guess the easiest thing is to start where I left off. So what happened to everybody? ...
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Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Baby it's cold outside

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Fucking coldest night in history and we still had customers.  Go home and hide under a blanket for Gawd's sake!   That's what I'...
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Friday, January 18, 2013

Bronchitis...

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Is the worse thing ever.   That and discovering on Facebook that your ex-boyfriend is now engaged.  Yeah - I had to learn it on fucking Fa...
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Tuesday, October 23, 2012

I need to get laid

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I think I've discovered why I've been so blah lately. It was exactly 1 year ago that I had my last real romantic vacation getaway wi...
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Monday, October 8, 2012

The Sorority Girls of I Phelta Thigh.

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What the heck is going on around here?  Sometimes I swear that I'm running a fucking girls dormitory from some bad late-night Cinemax po...
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Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Confessions of an Erotic Moonlighter

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I just wanted to say that this is not the first job offer I've ever had while working at The  Business [and before anyone else says it, ...
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Monday, September 17, 2012

Job Offer

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It's been a while and there's a reason.  Not a good one, but a reason nonetheless.  I got a job offer.  My girlfriend who owns her o...
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Friday, August 31, 2012

The Reluctant Lesbian

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I promised you this story last week, but as you can see, I was in no hurry. I guess you could say it's one of my "extras" that...
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Monday, August 20, 2012

The Britney Situation

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Someone asked me which employee would I prefer... A good masseuse with a bad happy ending, or a bad masseuse with a wicked happy ending?  We...
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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Freak of the Week - The Midnight Special

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I was afraid that being on Twitter was going to open up a can of worms.  What I think is worthy of only a few sentences, people want expla...
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Friday, August 3, 2012

The New Girl

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OK... It's been a week now and the New Girl has still been showing up on time (more or less).  Not once has she been drunk, hungover, o...
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Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Freak Of The Week - Everything But The Kitchen Sink

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I know I haven't done a freak of the week in a while, but I was recently inspired by a question someone brought up on Twitter.  I hav...
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Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Trina's Tale: The Never-Ending Full Service

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Trina keeps suprising me ever since I finally got her to open up.  I mean here we are co-workers and best friends, and it turns out she ha...
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Thursday, July 5, 2012

Confessions of an Erotic Tweeter - Continued...

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I started tweeting this week because I thought it would be fun to add a new "as it happens" perspective to The Business.  Not t...
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Monday, July 2, 2012

Confessions of an Erotic Tweeter

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Just wanted to let you guys know that I am now on twitter!  Check me out at happyendingzcj. I figured it would be more fun to tweet shit wh...
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Saturday, June 23, 2012

Our Little Girl Is Growing Up

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There comes a time in every girl's life where her mom sits her down and awkwardly attempts to explain the facts of life.  In my case, it...
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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

The Help

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I don't want to jinx anything yet, but I think I finally found the "New Girl."  In fact, I'm so hopeful that I'll actu...
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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Q&A 7

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Hey guys.  I've haven't been paying nearly as much attention to the comments as I should lately.  So today I'm going to try to c...
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I'm a 20-something massage therapist from southeast PA. I've been working in massage parlors for almost 10 years and finally decided I had to share my stories with someone.
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