Brett Favre Is A Dirty Pig

And I'm not just saying that because my beloved Eagles crumbled to one of his former teams. Or even that the Jets are still alive. I'm saying that because I've been following this story about him propositioning the Jet's team masseuses.

Forget the fact that this perv sexted another Jets worker and sent her pics of his tiny little sad junk. No, this asshole was actually trying to drag 2 of the team masseuses into some kind of sex romp. Would this be the first time the girls were propositioned by a multi-millionaire athlete? Yeah right - even I won't defend that one. But in an environment like that, you have to be more discrete.

I can only assume that the masseuses in question are attractive women. And why keep attractive women on staff? Because they can - that's why. But we also have to assume that they can give a wicked sports massage, else they would never have been hired. And you can bet money they also have several masseurs on staff for the same reason.

Does this mean that there's never any funny business in that kind of environment? Well, when I heard that the girls did some work at the players homes, I got suspicious. Honestly - do you really think the massages get better when done on a portable massage table in your living room? Yeah right. I'm sure the girls were making a couple extra bucks on the side by "taking care of" the players at home. And it was probably all very hush-hush. It's understood that it's there if you want, but they just don't talk about it.

But then this pig Brett breaks proper massage ettiquete and just calls them up and begs for a threesome?!?! They're not the fat crack-ho's he's probably used to back up in Wisconsin. They're women who worked hard to establish themselves as sports massage therapists for a professional sports team - a dream job. And if they give the occasional happyending outside of work, hey - more power to ya. But you had to be the pig that you are and try to wreck this good thing they had going, didn't you?

To make matters worse, the girls were basically fired when it all came to light. I'm guessing it's because everyone knew about the happy endings, so they had to distance themselves. But come on - that didn't mean that they weren't doing their jobs professionally at work! Sports massage is HARD work (no pun intended). It's probably the most intense and physically demanding form of massage in my opinion. So why would you want to lose that resource for the team?

Then this asshole had to go and spoil it for everyone. Thanks Brett - you're a real piece of shit. Now will you fucking just retire all ready?

CJ