Friday, March 28, 2008

Choose your options

Hey guys, sorry I haven't been around to share more stories but it's been a hectic week. I've got so much gossip I don't even know where to start. So just lay back and relax so we can get started...

Is this your first time here? Well, let me explain the options to you...

- For $80 I'll get topless, and I'll tell you about the bitch at the Business across town that just got implants.

- For $120 I'll strip to a G-string and share the latest installment of "Freak of the Week."

- For $180 I'll get totally nude and you're allowed to touch within reason. And maybe I'll start telling you stories about some of my Sugar Daddies.

What's that... How much to fuck me? Believe me - you can't afford that!

So what'll it be? And with each option you're guaranteed a Happy Ending.

CJ

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is like a dirty choose your own adventure novel.

I want to hear about freaks or sugar daddies.

Skip said...

I have to see it all!

Anonymous said...

confessions and advertisements of an erotic masseuse :)

cj said...

It's funny, when I started this thing, I never really intended to "advertise" erotic massage. I just wanted to tell people about all the weird shit I've seen over the years. But I guess I get a little bit defensive whenever anyone says something bad about what I do for living.

I told one of you commenters to just go to a parlor and check it out because he sounded like he was more into hookers. We can be just as much fun without the STDs.

CJ

CJ

Anonymous said...

Does the "touching within reason" ever do ANYTHING for you? Or is it just noise that you tune out?

Has a guy ever gotten you excited while you're getting him excited?

Em Jay Pee said...

So how much would it be to fuck? You must have a price in mind...even if it is $1 million bucks.

Me and my frat brothers used to always sit around and go over prices we'd charge for people to perform various disgusting acts on us. It is sometimes shocking to see how low the prices can go.

Maybe we are all ho's - some of us just don't have an opportunity to go to the market.

A said...

so, how much do you charge for "breast release?"

cj said...

$200 if you're a regular. I need to build up a level of trust before I offer that.

However, I once let a guy cum on my tits for $400. He didn't want a massage or anything. I just took my top off, he whipped it out, and then he jerked himself off in about 5 minutes.

CJ

AR said...

you're getting me excited! thanks CJ...

Anonymous said...

CJ, you write a lot about giving men happy endings. Have you had women who chose this option?

Currious... ;-)

Anonymous said...

I really dunno if it's a PA thing... But really? Here in CA, one-hour nude FBSM with HE can be had for $160 from a hot chick with a trick pad. $120-140 if asian.
And in the AMPs you hate so much, one-hour table shower, massage, and half & half (that's BJ followed by FS) would be around $300 (some cheap bastards negotiate less - I tip the house too). And there is no ka-tching BS every time you request something. There's things that some girls won't do, that's all.

I saw a chick from an AMP at her home after its closure (plus she wanted the house money) for some time and gave her $300/pop. That's for girfriend-worthy lovemaking folks, and no clock-watching bitch either.

Every so often I read escort ads where a girl wants $500 for her "company" and laugh. Gotta love a hooker with great self-esteem! If I were Charlie Sheen, sure I'd pay $5G for exclusive pussy for hire, but working stiffs? Get real.

Not plugging anybody or any place here, just giving newbs some perspective because some seem to lose their shit when they see a (photo of a) pair of boobs. And they need to understand where the asian-bashing is coming from too. The more I read on here, the obviouser it gets.

Anonymous said...

"[...] can be just as much fun [...]" Uh-huh. That's what they say about diet sodas and electric cars.
Know how much action $400 really buys in the real world, where I live?
STDs... lol Scare tactics.

Me, the sugar daddy thing makes me a bit nauseous. Girl gets paid for sex? Cool, they all do. Girl gets paid because she is a girl? Seriously? In our day and age? That's being a parasite.

Anonymous said...

Why would we want to hear you talk about the sugar daddies that just give you money?

And that's you *TOP* dollar option?

Anonymous said...

Great blog; very insightful. Wondering if there is the option of full clothed.

CkretsGalore said...

I laugh at so many of the negative
comments ...all under Anon.

Cowardly, cheating, bitches.

Guess you're not seedy enough for them!

Marius said...

When you are asked what your rate is,what do you say?

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Anonymous said...

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sevencard2003 said...

never ever commented here, was referred to ur blog by another blog i follow who reads my poker blog.

ive not visited an AMP, but i have given $180 or $150 to a woman off backpage before. i would like to know if theres a way to find out if the women will give u a good french kiss without asking? for thats far more fun than any type of sex itself and id gladly give a woman money to make out with me, not only that, the woman should prefer it because it doesnt take up nearly as much of her time. i just hope i will know if u answer and see the comment.

Anonymous said...

cj 180 is that a nude massage with happy ending? and is that on top of an entry fee