Winner of the slogan Contest!

The results are in! After taking a vote between myself, Trina and Velma - we agree that our favorite T-shirt slogan is:

"HappyEndingz: Big Tugz and Big Jugz" courtesy of Villageidiot.

The runners up were:

2nd place - Up. Down. Repeat as Necessary

3rd place - Making the World a Happier Place, One Dick at a Time!

Both courtesy of Jack. If this blog thing ever becomes famous, I promise to give you guys your own custom T-shirts. Velma came up with the picture of the winning T-shirt. Looks good, doesn't it? LOL

Thanks to everyone for your funny ideas.

Slogan Contest!

Announcing the HappyEndingz first annual T-shirt slogan contest!

You guys gave me a few good ideas recently for some slogans for this blog thing of mine. Trina and I had a good laugh thinking up a few more, but let's see what you guys can come up with. Here's a few ideas to get you started...


I went to HappyEndingz and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

With T-shirt you get Happy Ending

HappyEndingz: Where Every Story Has A Happy Ending!

Wee-Tug-Yu: Asian Massage Parlor

HappyEndingz Massage - Satisfaction Guaranteed!