Because of this Eliot Spitzer thing, all the media is talking about prostitutes. And now people are asking me all these questions about prostitution and escorts and strippers, etc. Let’s get 1 thing straight. I am not a prostitute. I know prostitutes, and I’ve worked with them. I have seen nothing glamorous about their lifestyle and would never consider it myself. My coworker Luna has told me stories from her hooking days of being raped, beaten and robbed. Doesn’t sound nearly as fun as Pretty Woman, does it?
One of you guys asked for my opinion on prostitution as a “Victimless” crime. Well, getting raped and beaten isn’t exactly victimless, now is it? But if you’re referring to what takes place in a session between 2 consenting adults in exchange for cash, then I guess you can say that. Now what about the wives – are they victims when their husbands see us? Well let me tell ya, if it weren’t for married men, I’d be one bored masseuse. At least what we do here in The Business doesn’t spread disease (unless you’re one of those full-service skanks like my boss).
And 1 last thing before I drop this topic and get on with more fun stuff. Howard Stern interviewed a guy who was busted for running the biggest escort service in NYC by Eliot Spitzer. Howard asked if it’s true that for $5,000 an hour you get a celebrity or top model. The guy said “no, but we like you to think that.” And then the tabloids reveal that the NY governors little $4k mistress was nothing more than a drug addicted, high school drop out.
So enough about prostitutes! Let’s talk about erotic massage!
CJ
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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
I'm here till 11...
You see that picture up in the right hand corner of the screen? You like it? That’s all me boys. 100% real – no silicone. Imagine “The Girls” hovering just inches from your face, or brushing against your chest as I work your stiff cock with both my hands. Better yet – how about I drip some hot oil between my tits, then lean over you and cradle your cock in between them? I would gently press them together with both hands while I work your cock up and down my hot wet cleavage, until you beg me to slow down because you’re about to splash a hot load up against my chin…
Did you like that? Well how come there isn’t a line of you guys outside my door every day? Such sensual delights are right there in front of you for the asking!! All you have to do is go visit your local massage parlor and ask (well, that and a couple hundred bucks). But that’s it!!!!! This is what we do for a living. We won’t make you feel guilty or like a pervert. It’s our job to send you home with a smile on your face and a happy memory.
Now look at this Eliot Spitzer guy. Governor of New York. Spent $80,000 on prostitutes over the years, and almost $4,000 alone on a single night!!!!! $4,000 and the girl still wouldn’t blow him without a condom. Heck – Luna said she’s blown guys without a condom for only $40. What a rip off.
I guess my point here is that these wicked temptations are all around you, and easily within your reach. And you don’t need to spend thousands of dollars to get your rocks off. You can spend a fraction of that, have just as good a time, and not worry about having your phone tapped or your bank account subpoenaed.
I hate to burst your bubbles boys – but you wanna know the difference between a full-service masseuse and a $4,000 escort? The price. Sure, the girls are probably guaranteed to be pretty at the high price agency, but in the end they’re all from the exact same pool of talent – runaways, drug addicts, washed-up porn stars, and girls with daddy issues. I read a book by a high-price call girl, and she said the main difference between the low-end agencies she worked for and the high end ones was the price of the advertising. Of course the high-end clients were never rushed, and they NEVER caught her checking her watch. But in the end – what happened between the sheets was identical no matter how much they paid.
The 4 digit price tag didn’t get rid of that condom, or give up the ass, or even guarantee Eliot wouldn’t get caught!!!! In fact, the high price is EXACTLY what got the Feds attention in the first place! So what I’m trying to say here is that we can all learn from the soon-to-be-ex-governor’s mistake. A lot more fun can be had with a lot less money at your local massage parlor. What are you guys waiting for? I’m here till 11.
CJ
Did you like that? Well how come there isn’t a line of you guys outside my door every day? Such sensual delights are right there in front of you for the asking!! All you have to do is go visit your local massage parlor and ask (well, that and a couple hundred bucks). But that’s it!!!!! This is what we do for a living. We won’t make you feel guilty or like a pervert. It’s our job to send you home with a smile on your face and a happy memory.
Now look at this Eliot Spitzer guy. Governor of New York. Spent $80,000 on prostitutes over the years, and almost $4,000 alone on a single night!!!!! $4,000 and the girl still wouldn’t blow him without a condom. Heck – Luna said she’s blown guys without a condom for only $40. What a rip off.
I guess my point here is that these wicked temptations are all around you, and easily within your reach. And you don’t need to spend thousands of dollars to get your rocks off. You can spend a fraction of that, have just as good a time, and not worry about having your phone tapped or your bank account subpoenaed.
I hate to burst your bubbles boys – but you wanna know the difference between a full-service masseuse and a $4,000 escort? The price. Sure, the girls are probably guaranteed to be pretty at the high price agency, but in the end they’re all from the exact same pool of talent – runaways, drug addicts, washed-up porn stars, and girls with daddy issues. I read a book by a high-price call girl, and she said the main difference between the low-end agencies she worked for and the high end ones was the price of the advertising. Of course the high-end clients were never rushed, and they NEVER caught her checking her watch. But in the end – what happened between the sheets was identical no matter how much they paid.
The 4 digit price tag didn’t get rid of that condom, or give up the ass, or even guarantee Eliot wouldn’t get caught!!!! In fact, the high price is EXACTLY what got the Feds attention in the first place! So what I’m trying to say here is that we can all learn from the soon-to-be-ex-governor’s mistake. A lot more fun can be had with a lot less money at your local massage parlor. What are you guys waiting for? I’m here till 11.
CJ
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