Thursday, March 18, 2010
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
I swear I can't even see straight right now... WAAAAAAY over did last night. And in my inexperienced managerial role, I made the mistake of scheduling myself off yesterday, but on today. BIG mistake - should have done it the other way around. So instead of drinking all day followed by working all day, I should have drank all NIGHT followed by sleeping all day.
Is this the kind of stuff they teach you in business school?
Anyway, let me make this short so I can go back to drinking my 7up and eating my plain crackers...
Audrey told me to stop looking for a new girl because she thinks she found someone. At this point, I don't really care either way. I mean, I've been looking (kinda) but without much luck. But the last time Audrey brought in a "friend" it turned out to be her slutty younger sister. She was sooooo bad that she was offering full service within her first month with us.
It took A LOT of complaining before Audrey finally had the guts to fire her. I think it finally happened with Audrey realized her own customers were abandoning her for Slutty Sis.
Whatever. I don't care. I just work here, right?
Anyway - I hope you guys all had fun yesterday drinking green beer and singing songs.
CJ
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Oh,wow,thats hot.
It would be a helluva thrill to pay a girl for a handjob,then try out her younger,sluttier sister!
Naturally,the guys are thinking the same way.
Oh,and if you're still recovering,CJ,I recommend Milk Thistle and a couple of high-strength vitamin C pills.
Gerard
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I had a delightful erotic massage a few months ago. My lovely masseuse, Cinnamon, tended to all of my needs and many of my desires in a professional and playful manner. Her end-of-massage technique involved climbing above me and presenting her nether regions as she diligently worked me into a state of ecstasy. While I enjoyed the view and feel of her luscious ass and awesome pussy, she managed to pull, pump and stroke all my tensions up, up and onto my belly and chest. I really had a great time and regretted that I probably wouldn’t ever see Cinnamon’s magnificent derrière again.
Last week I went with my wife to look over a property. The real estate agent met us at the door and she was . . . you guessed it . . . Cinnamon.
CJ, from reading your blog, it didn’t occur to me that you ladies might have a life outside the parlor. What other little secrets are you keeping from us?
What secrets are you keeping from us says the man with a wife who pays for hand jobs.
What i don't get is why are guys getting so excited about a full service girl, if they want full service why don't they just go to a brothel? Or is that they think they are getting something special by getting full service.
- e xoxo
What I wanna know is what's really going on with Audrey and why she can't run her own business. Must be something BIG!
CJ-
Do you have the authority to fire the possible new girl should she not work out? Where did Audrey find her?
Gerard,
That NEVER occurred to me. You are such a guy!
Dicky,
Dude, are you serious? I mean, really.
Apart from my name and mailing address what else could I possibly be hiding anymore?
Anon,
It's weird... They come here (no pun intended) and KNOW we're not full service, yet get all excited and flock to the 1 FS girl. I think it's a sort of Forbidden Fruit thing. And when there's more on the menu... Ya know?
Anon,
It's a bunch of personal shit that's not worth talking about here.
Little Red,
Good point actually, and I will bring it up next time we talk. But if she doesn't work out, the job is yours!
CJ
Awesome blog -- I looked online for erotic massage in my area. I am in a decent sized city (Pacific NW) but it looks like nothing but official businesses are listed. I'll have to grab a local paper...
On to you: you are essentially the operating manager -- are you
getting a cut of the door now?
If not, what is to stop you from leasing space elsewhere and taking
the employees and customers with you? You can spend a month+ giving them a heads-up that you are moving to a new location... Kinda sneaky, but doesn't sound like the owner has been above-board with you.
Re: "official businesses"
ha, that came out wrong. Errr... above-the-board-massage-only-close-by-6pm places ;)
~J
Ha ha,thanks,CJ!
I'm new to the whole blogging thing (my blog about my whoring ways) and was fascinated to see there are quite a few Working Girls (and Johns) with blogs,
so I'm kinda new here,I'm catching up on older posts too.
I left a few comments on your post about possibly taking over the business,and I concur with what some others here have said-without you girls that place is an empty shell of a building.
YOU are the main commodity,and customers can be poached.
I go into more detail in my comments to that post though.
Gerard
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Hey DickyTrick
That sounds hot as hell. I'm going to try to get my masseuse to do that. Thanks for the idea.
One thing I love to do at parlors in my area is massage the girls.
It is such a shock for them when we get back to the room and I offer to do the work. They work hard and like to be pampered at times, plus I am told that I am good at it.
I think my offer was turned down once or twice (mainly due to fear of management), but I have executed this probably over 50 times.
It seems to buy the customer lots of street cred.
CJ, have you ever experienced this from one of your customers?
Anon,
Nope - no door cut since I don't own the place.
I could stage a coup and just steal all the customers while Audrey is gone, but that's just not me.
Gerard,
You've definitely given me a lot of food for thought. It's such a big decision and at this point I could either guy Audrey out, open a competing business, go solo, or just quit the business entirely.
Let me tell ya - at this point, it all sounds good.
Drofnalb,
When you massage me, it's called a "mutual." It's one of my options that I reserve for customers that I trust. And let me tell ya - most of the time it's pretty darn good. On a rare occasion, it's disappointing.
At the same time it's almost never LMT quality. When I need real body work, I'll just ask one of my coworkers to give me a quick session.
ハリソン ,
Dude are you serious? I mean - really.
CJ
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