One of you guys commented that we should do a movie of The Business. So whadya think? I was laughing my ass off at the thought. Technically I guess you could say that there's already a movie of The Business, but I think those videos are better suited for an adult bookstore instead of the big screen. But a movie with Tara Reid as the loveable, but troubled young me - that would be something.
Of course she'd have to wear a padded bra! LOL
I asked Trina again who she would want to play her, and she said (and I shit you not) the girl from Ugly Betty. She couldn't explain why, other than it would be pretty funny. Cindy said she'd like to be either Angelina Jolie or that girl from Desperate Housewives, Eva Longoria. Cindy actually looks a little like Eva - if she had huge fake breasts and no ass (and 5 months pregnant).
As for Audrey, we took a vote and decided that she should be played by Coco Chanel. Not because they look alike, but because Coco was a mean, greedy, power hungry bitch. Looks wise, I guess you could compare her to a short, blonde version of Cher (after a car accident - LOL).
Then for the customers, we could have a whole bunch of celebrity cameos. How about George Clooney as the mysterious Sugar Daddy, and Brad Pitt as the married man who's wife doesn't fulfill his needs. I know - that sounds way to far fetched. If we wanted to be more historically accurate, we would need Artie Lange as the alcoholic travelling salesman, Larry the Cable Guy as the trucker who hasn't showered in 4 days and Andy Dick as the guy that wears stockings and wants to be spanked.
I don't know... I've always thought that this place would make for a great reality TV show. I mean HBO has their whorehouse show in Vegas, so why not us? I realize that what they do in Nevada is a bit more legal when compared to us, but I think we would be much more interesting since we're not just about sex. At least we shouldn't be, but that topic could be saved for a 2 hour special - "On a very special episode of HappyEndingz... Trina blows a customer to pay her cable bill..."
We could show all the freaky customers, and all the trash talk that goes in on the back room. I mean this would make for some great TV. Look at all the crap that's out there now. I mean, who really wants to see a room full of skanks fighting to sleep with that ugly Flavor Flav? (Wait - that's not you guys, is it? I take that back!). Instead, how about a room full of skanks fighting over a customer who arrived in a Lexus?
Now if there are any big Hollywood TV producers out there reading this, you would make a fortune just following Cindy around with a camera. That would make for the freakiest reality TV show of all time. "In this weeks episode of 'Cindy's Life:' In the spirit of generosity, Cindy dumps a dime bag in a Salvation Army kettle ..."
But If ever decide to make a quick buck in the world of internet porn, I'd call up my old friend Jared with the videos we made in Session. Assuming that there's a market for HJ and facial videos! LOL
CJ
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The Double-Handed Criss-Cross Technique
OK - I found it. I made some phone calls this week and confirmed that there is a video of me performing my infamous Double-Handed Criss-Cross technique.
Of course I have absolutely no intention of sharing it on the internet. LOL
But it's funny that I had almost completely forgotten that I had a copy of it. Ya see, it was about 3 or so years ago, a friend of mine (Sugar Daddy Brad) introduced me to a friend of his we'll call Jared. Really nice guy, not quite 50 who unfortunately became a widower at an early age. My SD Brad suggested my services might help cheer him up a bit since it had been a couple of years already and he hadn't started dating yet. I called him up and asked if he still had the video and he said "What - did you lose your copy?"
HOLY SHIT! If went through all my crap at home and found it inside the DVD box for "All Dogs Go To Heaven." Thank God my nephew never borrowed that one. So then I popped it in to refresh my memory of the old days...
Anyway, I used to see Jared once or twice a month for about a year, and our sessions weren't anything out of the ordinary. Then one day I asked him for a REALLY REALLY big favor. Well, he came through and I asked him what he wanted in return. He gave me a big shit-eating grin and asked quite humbly "Can I get a video tape of you doing the end part?"
Wow. Not quite what I expected. I thought he'd ask for a free breast release or something. Maybe take him out to dinner. Heck, I had never done video or even camera's before. However, I felt I could really trust him not to try to blackmail me with it since Sugar Daddy Brad would just kick his ass. So I said "Sure! I even have a few ideas."
At our next session, he came in with a gym bag that contained the video camera (couldn't let Audrey see it!!!). He showed me how it worked, and then we played with it a bit and tried to figure out the best angles and the lighting. Then I told him "Sit over there and I'll pretend to come in and seduce you." He sat in the corner of the room and I went out and then walked back in very casually.
"Hi... What can I do for you?" I used the deep voice.
He started laughing and said "I heard I could have a good time around here. How about you lose that shirt?"
I walked up and stopped in front of him. "You like that?" I said as I pulled my T-shirt up over my head. Then I undid my bra and let it hit the floor. He didn't say anything after that. I think he was just concentrating on holding the camera still.
I told him to get comfortable, so he turned the camera off and stripped. He wasn't interested in a massage at this point, so he just lied back and propped the camera up as best he could so he could see the view finder. I stripped down to G-string, then grabbed the warm oil.
My table is about 3 feet off the ground, so when a guy with a normal build lies on it, my breasts are just slightly above a nice hard dick. This way I can perform the hand release without my hands blocking view of The Girls.
I oiled him up and started off with just my left hand working his cock up and down. When he became hard enough I moved my right hand across the other to rub his balls. So picture my arms crossed as I work him. With the left hand I'm working his cock up and down, and my right forearm slides back and forth along the side of his cock while the right hand strokes his balls. And with my arms crossing each other, they push The Girls up and out, which makes for a really nice show.
He made some moaning noises, but I didn't hurry him along since this was his reward. He kept the camera pretty much focused on my hands and tits. I think he wanted to make a point of not shooting my face. Now all I did for 5 minutes was work him with my hands, changing position every now and then, but still trying to keep The Girls pressed together. Eventually he started moaning louder and said "I wanna cum on your tits!" I obliged him and leaned over slightly as he came. He shot an embarrasingly small load onto the side of my right breast. I rubbed it around with the tip of his dick (for dramatic effect) then I made a peace sign for the camera!!!! LOL
Then the screen turned blue. A few seconds later, I saw myself in a white bustier with matching white gloves... FUCK - I FORGOT ABOUT THE REST OF THE TAPES! I quickly turned it off and then grabbed my laptop to write all this shit down.
And that was my very first foray into the world of video porn. Now as you can see, I had so much fun showing off for the camera, that I actually shot a number of other videos with Jared, but those stories will have to wait for later. Funny how he ended up doing a LOT of favors for me that year.
CJ
Of course I have absolutely no intention of sharing it on the internet. LOL
But it's funny that I had almost completely forgotten that I had a copy of it. Ya see, it was about 3 or so years ago, a friend of mine (Sugar Daddy Brad) introduced me to a friend of his we'll call Jared. Really nice guy, not quite 50 who unfortunately became a widower at an early age. My SD Brad suggested my services might help cheer him up a bit since it had been a couple of years already and he hadn't started dating yet. I called him up and asked if he still had the video and he said "What - did you lose your copy?"
HOLY SHIT! If went through all my crap at home and found it inside the DVD box for "All Dogs Go To Heaven." Thank God my nephew never borrowed that one. So then I popped it in to refresh my memory of the old days...
Anyway, I used to see Jared once or twice a month for about a year, and our sessions weren't anything out of the ordinary. Then one day I asked him for a REALLY REALLY big favor. Well, he came through and I asked him what he wanted in return. He gave me a big shit-eating grin and asked quite humbly "Can I get a video tape of you doing the end part?"
Wow. Not quite what I expected. I thought he'd ask for a free breast release or something. Maybe take him out to dinner. Heck, I had never done video or even camera's before. However, I felt I could really trust him not to try to blackmail me with it since Sugar Daddy Brad would just kick his ass. So I said "Sure! I even have a few ideas."
At our next session, he came in with a gym bag that contained the video camera (couldn't let Audrey see it!!!). He showed me how it worked, and then we played with it a bit and tried to figure out the best angles and the lighting. Then I told him "Sit over there and I'll pretend to come in and seduce you." He sat in the corner of the room and I went out and then walked back in very casually.
"Hi... What can I do for you?" I used the deep voice.
He started laughing and said "I heard I could have a good time around here. How about you lose that shirt?"
I walked up and stopped in front of him. "You like that?" I said as I pulled my T-shirt up over my head. Then I undid my bra and let it hit the floor. He didn't say anything after that. I think he was just concentrating on holding the camera still.
I told him to get comfortable, so he turned the camera off and stripped. He wasn't interested in a massage at this point, so he just lied back and propped the camera up as best he could so he could see the view finder. I stripped down to G-string, then grabbed the warm oil.
My table is about 3 feet off the ground, so when a guy with a normal build lies on it, my breasts are just slightly above a nice hard dick. This way I can perform the hand release without my hands blocking view of The Girls.
I oiled him up and started off with just my left hand working his cock up and down. When he became hard enough I moved my right hand across the other to rub his balls. So picture my arms crossed as I work him. With the left hand I'm working his cock up and down, and my right forearm slides back and forth along the side of his cock while the right hand strokes his balls. And with my arms crossing each other, they push The Girls up and out, which makes for a really nice show.
He made some moaning noises, but I didn't hurry him along since this was his reward. He kept the camera pretty much focused on my hands and tits. I think he wanted to make a point of not shooting my face. Now all I did for 5 minutes was work him with my hands, changing position every now and then, but still trying to keep The Girls pressed together. Eventually he started moaning louder and said "I wanna cum on your tits!" I obliged him and leaned over slightly as he came. He shot an embarrasingly small load onto the side of my right breast. I rubbed it around with the tip of his dick (for dramatic effect) then I made a peace sign for the camera!!!! LOL
Then the screen turned blue. A few seconds later, I saw myself in a white bustier with matching white gloves... FUCK - I FORGOT ABOUT THE REST OF THE TAPES! I quickly turned it off and then grabbed my laptop to write all this shit down.
And that was my very first foray into the world of video porn. Now as you can see, I had so much fun showing off for the camera, that I actually shot a number of other videos with Jared, but those stories will have to wait for later. Funny how he ended up doing a LOT of favors for me that year.
CJ
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