Tuesday, June 17, 2008

The Double-Handed Criss-Cross Technique

OK - I found it. I made some phone calls this week and confirmed that there is a video of me performing my infamous Double-Handed Criss-Cross technique.

Of course I have absolutely no intention of sharing it on the internet. LOL

But it's funny that I had almost completely forgotten that I had a copy of it. Ya see, it was about 3 or so years ago, a friend of mine (Sugar Daddy Brad) introduced me to a friend of his we'll call Jared. Really nice guy, not quite 50 who unfortunately became a widower at an early age. My SD Brad suggested my services might help cheer him up a bit since it had been a couple of years already and he hadn't started dating yet. I called him up and asked if he still had the video and he said "What - did you lose your copy?"

HOLY SHIT! If went through all my crap at home and found it inside the DVD box for "All Dogs Go To Heaven." Thank God my nephew never borrowed that one. So then I popped it in to refresh my memory of the old days...

Anyway, I used to see Jared once or twice a month for about a year, and our sessions weren't anything out of the ordinary. Then one day I asked him for a REALLY REALLY big favor. Well, he came through and I asked him what he wanted in return. He gave me a big shit-eating grin and asked quite humbly "Can I get a video tape of you doing the end part?"

Wow. Not quite what I expected. I thought he'd ask for a free breast release or something. Maybe take him out to dinner. Heck, I had never done video or even camera's before. However, I felt I could really trust him not to try to blackmail me with it since Sugar Daddy Brad would just kick his ass. So I said "Sure! I even have a few ideas."

At our next session, he came in with a gym bag that contained the video camera (couldn't let Audrey see it!!!). He showed me how it worked, and then we played with it a bit and tried to figure out the best angles and the lighting. Then I told him "Sit over there and I'll pretend to come in and seduce you." He sat in the corner of the room and I went out and then walked back in very casually.
"Hi... What can I do for you?" I used the deep voice.

He started laughing and said "I heard I could have a good time around here. How about you lose that shirt?"

I walked up and stopped in front of him. "You like that?" I said as I pulled my T-shirt up over my head. Then I undid my bra and let it hit the floor. He didn't say anything after that. I think he was just concentrating on holding the camera still.

I told him to get comfortable, so he turned the camera off and stripped. He wasn't interested in a massage at this point, so he just lied back and propped the camera up as best he could so he could see the view finder. I stripped down to G-string, then grabbed the warm oil.

My table is about 3 feet off the ground, so when a guy with normal build lies on it, my breasts are just slightly above a nice hard dick. This way I can perform the hand release without my hands blocking view of The Girls.

I oiled him up and started off with just my left hand working his cock up and down. When he became hard enough I moved my right hand across the other to rub his balls. So picture my arms crossed as I work him. With the left hand I'm working his cock up and down, and my right forearm slides back and forth along the side of his cock while the right hand strokes his balls. And with my arms crossing each other, they push The Girls up and out, which makes for a really nice show.


He made some moaning noises, but I didn't hurry him along since this was his reward. He kept the camera pretty much focused on my hands and tits. I think he wanted to make a point of not shooting my face. Now all I did for 5 minutes was work him with my hands, changing position every now and then, but still trying to keep The Girls pressed together. Eventually he started moaning louder and said "I wanna cum on your tits!" I obliged him and leaned over slightly as he came. He shot an embarrasingly small load onto the side of my right breast. I rubbed it around with the tip of his dick (for dramatic effect) then I made a peace sign for the camera!!!! LOL

Then the screen turned blue. A few seconds later, I saw myself in a white bustier with matching white gloves... FUCK - I FORGOT ABOUT THE REST OF THE TAPES! I quickly turned it off and then grabbed my laptop to write all this shit down.

And that was my very first foray into the world of video porn. Now as you can see, I had so much fun showing off for the camera, that I actually shot a number of other videos with Jared, but those stories will have to wait for later. Funny how he ended up doing a LOT of favors for me that year.

CJ

14 comments:

AR said...

great entry! i think you should totally upload that for the rest of us to see!!

thanks once again cj...

Anonymous said...

We should see it and I want to know what this first favor was

Unbroken said...

You're such a tease!! You did a great job describing the scene though. Maybe you could post some still photos?!

Buddy and Snowball said...

Very nice.

ez cheese said...

Ha, I love it, that is a hilarious post. A peace sign? Now that is just fucking priceless.

Em Jay Pee said...

Yeah, I agree - you should post a screen shot of you flashing the peace symbol. Just as a little tease...

Anonymous said...

You tell us about the video and then you don't post it??? You're such a tease.....

You've always said to ask questions, so I've got a couple for you.

1) Do you have any favors that I can help you with?

2) I've always assumed that CJ is not what you go by or your real initials. (for obvious reasons) So, I'd like to know this. How did you come up with CJ, and does it stands for anything like cock jerker, perhaps?

........Alan

cj said...

To all of you guys:

Yeah right! Like I'm really going to whip that tape out.

But it is going to give me a dozen new stories to tell... once I finish watching the damn thing...

Yes, I'm a tease. That's what I do for a living.

CJ

diwadm said...

We want pictures! :-)

Curious Cat said...

Wow just found this blog and read all your entries. The stories are for sure entertaining, thanks for sharing. Quick Question, how was your relation with your dad? Sorry if it intrudes. I'm just as my name says. And it does sound like Audrey is a bitch, but judging is bad, no? Or am I being a bitch for judging that you are judging Audrey sometimes.

Historical Wit said...

Damn it! I can live with no video as long as the written word is this good.

kenny s. said...

C'mon, give us at least a hint as to what the favor was. Was it strictly a cash donation or something else?

cj said...

It's funny how you guys are fascinated by the nature of this "favor" he did for me. Now that I remember, it was actually something personal and I was just touched that he went out of his way to do something for me.

Now the OTHER videos... LOL

CJ

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I'm a tease. That's what I do for a living."
I thought that, for a living, you took care of guys tired of getting teased, no?

I've seen that with bloggers before. Hints about location, half-pics, supposed chance sightings from other readers, etc. And then when a smart reader comes up with a clue they scream "STALKER!"
I think it's their way of keeping people coming back for more.

Me, I live in a major city so I don't have to fantasize about some massage girl on the other side of the country (can't believe the guys who'd drive to see you from another state. There's a parlor on nearly every block and escorts cheaper than you (no offense).

I read blogs for intel on parlors and insights into the provider's mind. Often not pretty. But tease away - looks like there's a lot of suckers and lookie-loos on here.