I got a kick outta your questions the other day about whether any guy has ever "mis-stroked" and stuck his dick in a place it ain't supposed to be. I thought about it and realized that during a butt release, I am merely inches away from either: A) Full Service, B) Sexual Assault, or C) a combo of A and B. I guess the answer would depend on how I feel about the guy!
The short answer is no, I've never had a guy "accidentally" stick it in me during a butt release. Seems easy enough, but it's the kind of thing I only offer to guys I like and trust. So I thought I'd explain how and when I offer the extras to customers.
For all you newbies out there, "extras" are the little services I offer above and beyond the options. The standard options during a massage are topless, G-string, and nude. The basic extras in the order in which I offer them are:
1) Mutual massage
2) Breast release
3) Butt release
4) Thigh release
5) Facial
I never offer extras to newbies, so at the most they'll get the standard hand release with a view of me unobstructed by clothing. It takes a few visits and me getting to know you before I start offering extras; starting with...
The Mutual Massage
This is where the customer gets to massage me as well. For some guys it's basically an excuse to play with The Girls up close and personal, but some of them really go out of their way to impress me with their massage skills. As you can imagine, I have to feel comfortable with a guy before I'll offer him this extra. Anyone who's pinchy or grabby in the room will never get this offered.
Breast Release
If you've taken the mutual a few times and proven yourself gentle enough with The Girls, then I'll offer this one next. For the new readers out there, this extra is known by the more mundane term of "Titty Fuck." If a customer seems cool enough from the start, I'll offer him this at the same time I offer the mutual.
Now I would be lying if I said I've never done this with a newbie. More than a few time I've had new customers come in here and specifically ask for it. I know I said I have to get to know a guy and trust him before I offer a breast release, but you would be amazed how much trust I've found in a big wad of cash waving in front of my face.
One of my favorite stories is the time a guy came in and just flat out asked to cum on my breasts. No massage. He offered me what I like to refer to as "Rent Money." It would have been mighty unfriendly for me to say No, right? So from the time my shirt hit the floor to the time that he had zipped up and was walking out the door was less than 5 minutes.
Best session EVER.
I swear, it took more time for me to clean the semen off my chest and dress up, than it did for him to whip it out, jerk off and orgasm.
Butt Release
As the name implies, this is where the guy uses my butt cheeks to help him achieve his happy ending. I actually don't get a lot of calls for this one. And as you guys have already guessed, I have to be REALLY comfortable with a customer before I'll offer this. There's nothing more vulnerable than leaning over the massage table with your butt in the air and the guy sliding his cock back and forth mere inches away from my exposed asshole.
Except...
The Thigh Release
We pretty much have to be BFF's before I'll do this one. AND I'll need 2 references. With this release, the guy slides his well lubed cock in between my thighs. I can either be leaning over the table, or lying down on my back. When I'm lying down, it's pretty much as close to fucking as you're gonna get. This one I'm very careful about offering because now you're mere inches from my Cookie, and I need to know ahead of time that you have control over your orgasm and you're not prone to be premature.
Facials
Now if we have to be BFF's for a thigh release, I have to be IN LOVE with you before I'll offer a facial. Actually, I don't so much offer facials as I agree to them (after much nagging, whining, flattery and finally bribery).
Believe it or not, I don't actually charge extra for this most intimate of services. And that's because it's usually tied to another extra like the mutual massage or the breast release. The deal usually goes down something like this...
"I'll take a mutual followed by a breast release. And... er... er...can I cum on your face?"
"Uh... No."
"Puuuuuuullleeeeez?"
"Eww."
"I'll be your best friend?"
"I would, but I just washed my hair and I'm going out straight from work tonight."
"I'll spend half an hour massaging your feet."
"Fine. Just keep that shit away from my eyes."
I hope this has clarified a few things for you guys. Especially why I'm not routinely violated during the standard work week.
CJ
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Thursday, September 17, 2009
Options and Extras
When I was answering all your questions, I noticed that there seems to be some confusion between "Options" and "Extras." I thought it would be helpful for me to talk about that because I also want to comment on the recent massage parlor experiences some of you guys have shared with me.
When I talk about "Options" I'm referring to the clothing options that I offer during session. Basically, when you come to The Business, you are offered 3 different clothing options for your erotic massage: 1) Topless, 2) G-string, and 3) nude. All of them come with happy ending, and you don't have to even ask.
The 4th option is the "Mutual" massage, where the customer gets to massage me. But I don't include it with my options nowadays because I only offer that to Regulars that I like. It's just not worth chancing it on a guy who's only going to dig his knuckles in my back for a minute, then spend the rest of his time pinching my breasts... Ugh.
This is how the options thing works... When you arrive at The Business, the only thing you discuss at the front desk is the amount of time you want in the room. This is when you pay the "House Fee." Once you're inside my room, I will then offer you the options. There is no code or secret handshake here - I break the ice by telling you up front that I will take my top off for a tip of such-and-such amount. The happy ending is implied at this point, so if any of you guys out there reach this stage, relax - you found an erotic massage parlor!
Remember - the hand release comes free with the option. If you decline an option, and just tell me to leave my clothes on and give you a massage - then you're getting a therapeutic only with no happy ending. At The Business, I make my money by what I wear (or not wear). So if your masseuse has not offered any options by your 4th session, she's not going to.
Now this brings me to your recent stories. What some of you boys have been telling me is that you've been getting a hand release at the end of a massage with NO clothing options offered. I have to tell you that THIS IS NOT an erotic massage parlor. What you've discovered is a massage provider who's giving you a happy ending "on the side." If no clothes are coming off, then it is definitely a hush-hush situation. Just consider yourself lucky and please don't ask her coworkers for the same treatment!
So now you're wondering why she's giving you a free handjob. Well for starters I HOPE you've been tipping her well for superior service. Second, you're probably going to see her again real real soon. And third, why on Earth would you want to switch masseuses when you've hit the jackpot?
It's just a little thing we call marketing. We used to joke about it in massage school. The gag was something like "with a technique like that, she better give a good hand job..."
This brings us to "Extras." These are basically anything above and beyond a hand release. So other releases like breast or thigh are extra. Also, any other kink like lingerie, dirty talking, doubles, etc. are extra. And if you're lucky enough to find a full service girl, then maybe you could try a nice blowjob.
As for me, I don't always offer extras, especially if you're a newbie or I'm just not comfortable around you. In fact, I usually don't bring them up - I don't have to. I mean, if a customer is obviously into feet then I may offer my laundry list of foot-related kinks. Typically a customer may ask what else is available after they've had a few regular sessions.
Now back to you guys who've found a free-lancer. You might be able to squeeze an "extra" outta her if you ask nicely. Ya see, here's the situation... She's providing you a little bonus that the boss doesn't know about. So she might be up for other things in the room that no one else could catch her at like dirty talking, doubles, etc.
But ya know what? I've lived such an insulated life here in my neck of the woods, that I may be totally off on how other parlors work. Who knows - maybe there are some parlors out there that include a hand release without any clothing options. If any girls out there work at a place with different or no options, please let me know!
CJ
When I talk about "Options" I'm referring to the clothing options that I offer during session. Basically, when you come to The Business, you are offered 3 different clothing options for your erotic massage: 1) Topless, 2) G-string, and 3) nude. All of them come with happy ending, and you don't have to even ask.
The 4th option is the "Mutual" massage, where the customer gets to massage me. But I don't include it with my options nowadays because I only offer that to Regulars that I like. It's just not worth chancing it on a guy who's only going to dig his knuckles in my back for a minute, then spend the rest of his time pinching my breasts... Ugh.
This is how the options thing works... When you arrive at The Business, the only thing you discuss at the front desk is the amount of time you want in the room. This is when you pay the "House Fee." Once you're inside my room, I will then offer you the options. There is no code or secret handshake here - I break the ice by telling you up front that I will take my top off for a tip of such-and-such amount. The happy ending is implied at this point, so if any of you guys out there reach this stage, relax - you found an erotic massage parlor!
Remember - the hand release comes free with the option. If you decline an option, and just tell me to leave my clothes on and give you a massage - then you're getting a therapeutic only with no happy ending. At The Business, I make my money by what I wear (or not wear). So if your masseuse has not offered any options by your 4th session, she's not going to.
Now this brings me to your recent stories. What some of you boys have been telling me is that you've been getting a hand release at the end of a massage with NO clothing options offered. I have to tell you that THIS IS NOT an erotic massage parlor. What you've discovered is a massage provider who's giving you a happy ending "on the side." If no clothes are coming off, then it is definitely a hush-hush situation. Just consider yourself lucky and please don't ask her coworkers for the same treatment!
So now you're wondering why she's giving you a free handjob. Well for starters I HOPE you've been tipping her well for superior service. Second, you're probably going to see her again real real soon. And third, why on Earth would you want to switch masseuses when you've hit the jackpot?
It's just a little thing we call marketing. We used to joke about it in massage school. The gag was something like "with a technique like that, she better give a good hand job..."
This brings us to "Extras." These are basically anything above and beyond a hand release. So other releases like breast or thigh are extra. Also, any other kink like lingerie, dirty talking, doubles, etc. are extra. And if you're lucky enough to find a full service girl, then maybe you could try a nice blowjob.
As for me, I don't always offer extras, especially if you're a newbie or I'm just not comfortable around you. In fact, I usually don't bring them up - I don't have to. I mean, if a customer is obviously into feet then I may offer my laundry list of foot-related kinks. Typically a customer may ask what else is available after they've had a few regular sessions.
Now back to you guys who've found a free-lancer. You might be able to squeeze an "extra" outta her if you ask nicely. Ya see, here's the situation... She's providing you a little bonus that the boss doesn't know about. So she might be up for other things in the room that no one else could catch her at like dirty talking, doubles, etc.
But ya know what? I've lived such an insulated life here in my neck of the woods, that I may be totally off on how other parlors work. Who knows - maybe there are some parlors out there that include a hand release without any clothing options. If any girls out there work at a place with different or no options, please let me know!
CJ
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