Wednesday, February 23, 2011

The rumors of my arrest have been greatly exaggerated

Hey guys. Long time no hear? I'm sorry about that, but I can explain. No, I haven't been arrested, I'm not dead, not bored of the blog, or discovered by an overzealous reader. The funny thing is that I still check the comments and email regularly, I just haven't had the time or the motivation to post. Let me explain.

Yours truly, CJ, is getting laid.

And I never realized how distracting that can be! And I don't mean in the "let's fuck each others brains out till the cows come home" kinda way. I mean the fact that I no longer have any alone time anymore.

For example, I actually have a pretty good freak of the week story I've been working on for almost a month now. The problem is that every time I think I have a free moment to write, Derek is around. And it's not like he's luring me away from my computer with tender kisses on my neck or anything. It's more like he needs something like a little boy. So when I'm trying to get into the right frame of mind to describe a particularly erotic scene, it's easy to get distracted...

John's breath was quickening as I stroked his hard cock with both my hands in a twisting motion. His hand moved from my ass and reached up to cup my breast. Fingers found my nipple and I...

"Hey! do you have any potato chips around here?"

That kind of interruption kinda throws you off your stride. And so I've been averaging 4 sentences a night for weeks now. Do you know how frustrating that is?! And talk about a mood killer. And that doesn't even include the times I have to hit save or close the window so no one can see what I'm doing.

Now don't get me wrong. I'm loving the fact that I'm getting it on a regular basis again. Shit, it's been like 3 years since I've had a steady thing. And the honeymoon phase is still going strong. So please don't bother me just yet with annoying questions about whether I'm going to confess "everything" to him. I'm sure I'll fill you guys in when it gets to that point and I don't feel like discussing it before then.

So where did I find the time and motivation tonight? I have a cold and there's nothing more motivating than a box full of tissues, an overdose of cough medicine and bad late night TV. Meanwhile Derek is cowering at his place. He's kind of a germaphobe. Isn't that ironic? A germophobe and an erotic massage therapist. If he only knew...

I promise to get my FOTW post up here as soon as possible. Now why didn't I just finish it instead of explaining why I'm not finishing it? Because a runny nose, headache and chills don't create the mood either. But it's the perfect mood when you want to bitch about something!

CJ

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL. Imagine that, a blogger having a life too ;)

Glad you're not in any trouble!

.dan

Thrush said...

Good to hear from you. I look forward to the latest FOTW.

Advizor54 said...

It's good to hear that you are "getting it on a regular basis." that alone should be worth a few good posts.

Good luck with the cold, i hope you get better soon

christy said...

glad you weren't arrested!

Joker_SATX said...

This is a good Hump Day Post!

Anonymous said...

Welcome back! Very happy that you're ok! Looking forward to the next installment.

Anonymous said...

CJ, so glad you didn't quit the blog. You are a great writer, keep up the good work.

Brett said...

Glad to hear you are OK. Since found the site about a month ago and have read all you posts since 2007, I have come to look forward to your weekly/bi-weekly/monthly stories, happenings or rants.

Anonymous said...

have you discussed your job with him?

Anonymous said...

Are you a good fuck for this Derek?

Lost.in.Idaho said...

I just found your blog today, and have spent the last 3+ hours sifting through posts. This is now one of my favorites!

You're entertaining, and a great picture-painter. You're leading a very interesting life, and I love reading about it!

Keep it up! In more ways than one!

Shannon Rae said...

I figured that's what it was...you and your new relationship. I know I am the same way...

Wish you all the best!

tightend said...

Thank God you're back! I missed you!!! Btw, I'm glad you're getting sum too!

Alisa said...

Hey hope you feel better soon. I sent you an email a few weeks ago. Hoping that you can respond to it soon. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Hey Cj, do you have anymore stories involving breast release?

Baldychaz said...

Distraction can be the demise of inspiration ;)

Rick said...

I had a bit of a fanboy moment when I read the title of this particular post.

I totally caught your Star Trek reference. Well done, Captain.

Anonymous said...

"Rumors of my death..." quote is mark twain, well before star trek

Anonymous said...

Nice blog. Glad to hear things are good. Can you tell me if it is unusual to want to release on a girl's face? Is that a common request? How is it accommodated?

Just wondering - I might want to ask at my fbsm place.

Kenny S. said...

But apparently the rumors of your blog's demise have not been.

Anonymous said...

It is true that when you are in love, you will swallow? That is what my wife told me.