Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Where Are They Now

Thanks for giving me something to talk about.  And I guess the easiest thing is to start where I left off.

So what happened to everybody?  Well, I'm not even going to bother trying to remember the fake names of the girls who used to work here.  One of the girls started doing full service outside The Business.  Then before I knew it, she was doing it at work.  I had to let her go and last I heard she got a job at a full service parlor outside Atlantic City.  The other girl started dating a customer.  Eventually she quit and moved in with him and I think she's going back to school for something.

Since then I've gone through 3 other girls.  One was a pretty little girl from Peru of all places.  She lasted about 2 months.  Knew exactly what she was getting herself into, but still acted like each second at work was slowly shredding her immortal soul and condemning her to an eternity of unrelentless torment and pain.  She was totally bumming me out so I fired her.

The next was a married woman who's husband wasn't just OK with her working in a massage parlor, but actually suggested she try it.  I was never sure what to think about that situation.  She lasted through the summer and even had a bunch of her own Regulars by the time she quit.  

Then there was the College Girl.  I'll never forget her.  Dropped out of school one day last spring and started working for us the next day.  She was totally insane.  Trying to get her to keep a schedule was like herding cats.  This girl had no sense of responsibility.  Would show up when she felt like it, then disappear in the middle of her shift to go "have a cigarette" with a customer.  I would have fired her a long time ago, but she was never around long enough for me to have a decent conversation with her.

But she did bring in customers!  And her leftovers were just more business for the rest of us.  In the end, she just stopped showing up.  This was around September/October.  I have no idea what happened to her, but I hope she's OK.  Never even picked up her last paycheck.  

And through it all, there was Maude.  My Rock.  My Foundation.  The Backbone of The Business.  Some things don't change and she's still keeping this place up and running.

But more about her and the new girls later.

CJ

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad you're back writing again, I've enjoyed reading your blog.

Anonymous said...

I asked whether Maud was still pulling her weight at The Business. It cracks me up that she's your rock, your foundation! and I mean that in the best of ways. I have this image of her being this unfailing sidekick, your trusty Robin through it all. Hope to hear about how both you and she have been faring further. So happy for your return!

JG said...

WOO! she's BACK BABY!!!

Anonymous said...

You used to have the widget showing recent comments on the right hand side, which was helpful to see if/when you had your own comments on the various threads. Can you please bring it back? Thanks.

D said...

Hey CJ,

Glado to see you are writing againg, a few days ago i tried posting a comment on your post from a year ago stating how we missed youor writing, and now you have two new blog entries. That´s great.

I´d like to hear about new freaks of the week, i´m sure in the last year something funny should have happened.

Best of luck,
D

Anonymous said...

Just came on to re-read one of your old posts for some thrills and saw your new posts!!

Sooo happy you're back, CJ. I was worried something happened to you.

Anonymous said...

CJ,

I also think that "no FS policy" is important for your business. In my town, there were two businesses, one FS and other one was rather not. FS business shut down last year. Police investigated for a long time to smash them, and all 5 employees and one customer were arrested.

But, the other one is still running. It seems HJ is not considered serious enough to investigate.

Anonymous said...

I just skimmed your blog for the first time. You are a smart person, and have good business sense. Your absence from this blog demonstrates that you also are sensitive, and like most of us humans, you want to be in a loving relationship. I hope you can carve out some time away from The Business to develop other interests and fully explore your creative talents.

I'm not saying this to be preachy, and you will never hear from me again. I just want you to know that you have very attractive characteristics, and you can find that relationship you seek, one that is based on kindness and humor.

I know this, because I found such a relationship after bouncing around for a long time and being consumed by work. Now, I am old.

Anonymous said...

CJ,

I love your posts!

As someone who has gone of MPs multiple times, I think they provide a great service. Those are mature, consenting adults, entering a transaction where both feel they got a deal.

I would not have a problem dating a girl who works at an MP.

BUT, it sounds to me, it makes you miserable. Particularly, the marriage of your former boyfriend, apparently hit hard.

If you are truly miserable, and you want to get out of the business, I think you already have a solution!

You are a great writer! Have you ever checked the traffic on your site? You have a gold mine here!

People come to your site not because you give them massages, but because the stuff you write is entertaining and funny. When reading your post, I feel like I am talking to an old friend... I NEVER even met you.

If you think you have already given enough handjobs and you are ready to try something new, you should invest in your blog and start making some money off of it.

This girl, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruna_Surfistinha,
was an escort who found her voice and she became a author, movie producer and "celebrity" in your own right.

You have not posted for an entire year, and a lot of us were still popping up here in the hopes that we could catch a new post.

A lot of people write about sex. Your success is because you WRITE better than anyone. You should think about it. People do not come to this blog because the handjobs are great, or because you talk about something "ilicit". They come because you know how to write. You know how to peak our interest, how to make us laugh.

YOU HAVE TALENT! And a very nice pair of breasts to go with it.

Anonymous said...

You suck. Kill yourself

Anonymous said...

welcome back, I was checking for your blog all of 2013 and I will echo what others have said, your writing is awesome, I look forward to reading your blog and glad you are back!!!!

Shannon Rae said...
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Shannon Rae said...

Anon no. 3, that cooment-on-the-side-widget died on Blogger, no bringing it back.

So Happy To Hear From You CJ!!!!!!!

Hell yeah, being the boss bitch is the hardest! You have to account for all the no-account girls when they don't show for paying customers. I get why some strip clubs fine girls 250$ for doing a no-show or calling out sick....you're the one losing money.

Here's a toast to you having great luck this 2014!
Make your money!

Dan said...


I agree with Anonymous Man above; people visit your blog because you are an awesome writer.
....
Also, practical question: I'm booking my first massage in years this week; coupon from wife, actually.

I would love--not the only guy out there maybe who would love this--to have my balls and cock, limp or not, massaged/touched/caressed/held in a "total body massage" way; where "they" are not parts but part of the whole. Is this ever done? I would not care particularly if I came in the room or not. I can finish at home, alone. I don't come that easily all the time anymore--I'm older--and it would perhaps be stressful for me to not "perform" correctly...if I came for a "hand job" and didn't do my part and come.

But, to make a Total Body Connection with another person: how sweet. I'm straight so I'd prefer a woman, but a person. This would be incredible. I don't even know if this is "sexual"; it would be genital, yes; and body affirming all over; and sex affirming, yes. But is it even a sex act if connecting is the thing and not the squirting is the thing? I'm all for the guy squirting, BTW.

CJ, love your thoughts/experiences on this. Even the phrase HJ or words "hand job" seems to diminish or objectify the connecting thing. Am I sounding stupid here? Love your thoughts.

Dan- slow to come touch whore

findinit said...

Why is it so difficult to find a massage with release that:

1. Actually comes from a trained LMT
2. Is not topless, bottomless or in any way sexual (besides the release, duh)

'real' LMTs don't make much money and it's hard work. They could be making 150-200 per hour instead of 35 per hour, with clients they select.

I understand why most LMTs would not want to do it, but why so few?

Dan said...

Again, why not a "full body massage" that includes a man's ALL. But with no "happy ending"? I think guys would pay for this. It's the connection wherein lies the intimacy hungered for here. Guys can go home and finish off. Maybe this is even legal? Maybe this isn't even "sexual"?
See Greta Christina's "Are We Having Sex Yet Or What?" article. Classic for raising this question.
CJ tell us. What do you think?