Tuesday, June 7, 2011

And The Winner Is........


No one yet. I told you - we don't have to hire anyone till the end of the month. I knew that you guys would be rooting for the stripper. Unfortunately she's not a favorite. Even Audrey said to avoid her. My favorite is still the LMT that interviewed here last week. She's got her license and has been doing legit massage for several years now. Then she lost her job when the economy tanked, so she's knocking on our door. Amazing how several months of unemployment will encourage anyone to add "handjob" to her list of skills.

"Brenda" is a little on the heavy side, pretty face, dark hair, and a decent personality. But you could tell she was nervous as all hell when she got here. She said she was confused when she first walked in because The Business was not what she was expecting. Apparently she was picturing a dark, musty smelling room lit with red lights and decorated with tacky pictures of half-naked women. "Why half-naked women?" I asked.

"Because that's what it saw in this movie about a massage parlor once," she said sounding relieved. Gawd I hate movies about parlors. They always get it soooooooo wrong.
Heck, if you're gonna put up pics of naked women, why not just post the prices for breast releases and toe-sucking while you're at it? Save the cops the trouble of actually trying to figure it out on their own.

Anyway, I answered Brenda's questions and concerns on making a turn towards the Dark Side of massage therapy. Her biggest concern was going against everything she ever practiced about separating therapy from sensuality (in other words, instead of ignoring a hard-on, actually encouraging it.) For a legitimate massage therapist, it's a huge deal so I know where she's coming from.

I told her that she'll be too nervous about being naked to even worry about giving a handjob to a stranger. She laughed, but it was a nervous laugh. I don't know. I sympathize with her and the position she's in. Would she be a good worker? Well, I think we could actually count on her showing up on time. She may throw up during her first session, but at least it'll be during her shift.

Some of you out there are probably wondering why on earth we'd pick a chubby LMT over a stripper. After all, isn't the whole point of the job to get guys off? Actually, most of the job is to provide a relaxing massage with the getting-off part at the very end. And after an hour of getting rubbed by a girl with no clothes on, you don't need to be a stripper to finish the job. In fact, Brenda the LMT may be better at it because she'll deliver a higher quality massage. I don't know how many guys have told me that the worst thing is to have a girl rush you through a crappy massage and then expect you to cum within 30 seconds from a less-than-enthusiastic handjob.

Stripper's are meant to be looked at. Brenda would probably make a lousy stripper. But with the lights turned down, a little bit of soft music, and her well lubed hand wrapped around your cock - she could be a pretty good erotic masseuse.

CJ

38 comments:

Vinnie said...

train her. have her help you with a regular and charge extra or direct tips her way.

Vinnie said...

train her. have her help you with a regular and charge extra or direct tips her way.

Anonymous said...

Vinnie's idea isn't a bad one. Plus, the client will probably enjoy it.

Hannah said...

I've been hearing more and more often from guys that chunkier girls are just as sexy as the slimmer ones. How do your customers look at it? Very curious as to what you'll say!

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The Cook said...

I agree with you. Some of the best erotic masseuses I've had work on me were not "hot." It's the technique and personality that matter most.

MelissaBlade said...

I'm sure she doesn't need to be trained. Most girls have lots of experience giving handjobs. I'd go with the LMT; she sounds more reliable.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Nothing wrong with a variety of women either. I'm sorry but if I walked in and had to choose between one of three 90lb blondes with fake boobs, I'd probably just walk out.

Yes, guys come for the release, but they keep coming back because of the service, and the buildup. If you can work out the knots before you work out the love juice, more points to you (and probably a bigger tip).

Anonymous said...

"Full-figured" women can be sexy, too!

Anonymous said...

I went to my local parlor and the regular girl I see wasn't there so I went with the only lady available. Not easy on the eyes probably in her 40's and overweight. But she gave a better massage. Had really long cute nipples I could play with. And at the end of it all the happy endings was as happy as they get. So no complaints there. I say go with the chubby girl. And having another LMT on staff will help to legitimize the business.

Anonymous said...

I would love to know what your opinion of "chubby" translates to. Obviously you can't post a picture of her, so IDK how you could explain better. Still, chubby can be 10-20 lbs overweight, or you could just be very nice, and she could be obese. I'd love to know the objective truth.

Joe said...

When you say "chubby", could you quantify that? In other words, what dress size is she or what would you say her measurements are? Personally, I would rather have a woman with a pretty face, big, soft, real boobs, some hips, and a softer figure that was more "fluffy" than a stripper with a hard body, fake boobs, and bleached hair.

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Anonymous said...

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hon.

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TheMole said...

I am sure that you have a regular that would 'assist' in making the new hire more comfortable with her new duties ;)

Anonymous said...

DEFINITELY go with the LMT! No doubt about it. The best experience I ever had at a parlor was from the 50+ owner/manager who was anything but attractive. I had been going there once a month for close to a year and so knew her (she was the one who handled all the money). My regular girl called in sick at the last minute and all the other girls were booked solid. I was REALLY horny, because I'd been looking forward to the massage for days and was clearly disappointed. Not wanting to send a regular customer away unhappy, she (the boss) told me she gave a great massage and if I didn't mind waiting a few minutes, she could take me back.

Ten minutes later her husband/brother(?) showed up to take over the front desk and she took me back. I figured, what the hell, I was too horny to want to go home, plus my back was killing me (old injury). She gave me one of the best back massages I've ever had (and I've had a lot due to the injury). About half way through, she started leading in the direction of the happy ending, but very subtly at first. By the time she rolled me over, I was about to burst. She drew out the happy ending for what seemed like an hour and when I did cum, it was powerful...way more powerful than my regular girl had ever managed.

After that, I tried to book with the boss, but when I asked her, she just chuckled and said something about having moved on from those days.

So, I vote for the LMT -- a good massage can't be beat as foreplay.

Anonymous said...

As a 4th semester massage student who also does M4M erotic outcalls, I'd say be careful about a squeamish LMT. She may not be happy there, may feel the gig demeans all her time and money in massage school, and jeopardizes her license. *Unless*, of course, she really seems sincere about putting erotic work on a par with therapeutic work.

Anonymous said...

CJ that pic you have in your profile is so lame. Change it please.

PJ

CkretsGalore said...

Just came across your blog from OilfieldTrash. I love it!

They're actually trying to pass bylaw's in the city of Edmonton, Alberta to legalize Massage Parlors.
My Fiancee and I are all for it.

tightend said...

Here is a thought for you: since your LMT is skiddish about the happy ending, why don't you send in a closer to finish the job for her.

Everyone wins...just a thought...maybe I've been watching too much baseball.

Allen said...

Tightend, that would require at least one other person to always be working at the same time as her, which sort of defeats the purpose of hiring a third girl to give massages there.

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Anonymous said...

Hey chick..... Where you gone?

I have a challenge I am 100% sure your fans would like:

30 day challenge:
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Blog a day for 30 days. We would even take one every other day!!!
Can You Do IT??
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I keep a check daily on your blog, and :( mostly nothing....

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What happened to the Freak of the Week? That would be so great tohave something to look forward to reading on here, that Would be here weekly.... Please get back into writing.. I know you have your share of tales... I know u r busy, but PLEASE WE FEEL LEFT!

SS

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Anonymous said...

Excuse me lady, I will be traveling to Reading, Pa and i would love to know the name of the Parlor and Address to get relaxed and get some massage. Thanks for the help

Mark said...

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like CJ posts? I could really use a post right now, post right now, post right now....

Anonymous said...

love your blog; inspires me to pester my wife, so I am anxiously waiting for your next installment

Anonymous said...

CJ has lost her appeal not only because her installments are few and far between but because she has lost what made her writings fun and intersting in the first place.

Anonymous said...

I have seen girls in a massage place who wear short skirts or dresses are more willing to let me touch them. If they are wearing shorts maybe. If they are wearing pants, do not even worry to spend your money, she will not allow you to touch them.

Do you agree?

Anonymous said...

She was arrested.......

Juanita Rosas said...

hahahaha, I know exactly what you mean about the hour of a great massage followed by a nice warm hand wrapped around a lubed cock--you're right. Pop goes the weasel, easy. Not so much with a miss pretty whose hands have no skill.

That said, I would never underestimate the power of beauty. A good looking gal can go a long way toward bringing customers back more often, and for them spreading the word to their buddies. I'd ask her to give me a massage (minus the happy ending) as a trial and see what she's got.

Yes, SOME guys would prefer the bigger gal with the decent massage skills, but MOST guys I know (who were honest with themselves and not just trying to stand out and be unique and different) would choose the good looking gal every damn time, provided she can get the job done.

Seriously though, you're going to have to actually experience what they're like when they give their massage for you to be able to test this out. Maybe have them massage a male friend if the thought of them massaging YOU weirds you out too much... If the hotty sucks, then can just hire the other gal.

That's my input,
-Juanita

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She was arrested.......

6/30/11 9:50 PM

Have any proof? Newspaper links of busts?

Anonymous said...

It's got-a get better CJ Love the blog and the way you write Good Luck

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