Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Tale of the Naughty Nurse

One of my best friends is a nurse we'll call Eve. She's in my "inner circle" and kinda knows what I do for a living. Now when I say "kinda" it's because she knows about the happy ending part, but not much more. I think she's under the impression that I do it in a bikini, and occasionally topless. I've never bothered to correct her because she's really the kind who's not interested in all the sorded details. In fact, when we do talk, it's usually about her, or the husband, or the dog, or the nursing job, or whatever.

So a couple months ago we're talking about how crappy our careers are and how the economy sucks and how she wishes she was earning way more money. Then somehow the conversation turned to me...

"Oh I only wish I made your kind of money," Eve said. "$500 for an hours work. I can only imagine."

I looked at her funny and tried to correct her. "Uhhhh... I don't make THAT kind of money. I mean maybe once there was a guy who..."

"You are sooooooooo lucky dear!" she interrupted. "I wish I could just shake my tits for a few minutes and have guys pay me like that." (I think I grinded me teeth over that) "But it's that handjob thing that gets me. I mean, I don't know how you can do it. I mean with a stranger or whatever. Eww."

I knew where this was going because we had little discussions like this before. So I didn't stop her.

"What I would really like to do is be a dominatrix."

Now THAT was the last thing I ever expected out of her mouth. In fact, I made her repeat it.

"Yes, you heard me right. I want to spank rich guys and have them pay me $500 an hour." Then she kinda looked dreamy when she added "I'd look sexy in a little leather teddy and high heels... Oh yeah..."

I didn't even know where to start with her on this one. I mean, she's led such a sheltered life that her entire knowledge of domination is probably from bad Lifetime movies. So should I correct her on the $500 an hour, or maybe start with the outfit? Heels are awful when you need to leverage a tied up body around. And leather stains too easily from bodily fluids - latex is easier to clean and much more durable...

"CJ... Are you listening to me? Can you hook me up with some of your rich friends?" She used her fingers to make quotation signs when she said "friends." I didn't mind because I'm sure she would have said "Johns" otherwise.


I took a deep breath. Eve really exasperates me sometimes. Anyway, I've told you guys about my friend Wanda. She's not just a professional domme, it's a total lifestyle. Heck - she had her own live-in slave!!!

[Which by the way, is not what you think... her slave wasn't a leather clad mute from Pulp Fiction. She was actually a very nice girl who basically did whatever Wanda told her - which consisted mostly of household chores, maintaining a job and taking care of her own finances. Sorry guys - no wild sex stories involving leather teddy's and whips here.]

So needless to say, I tried to discourage Eve. First off, I had no intention of setting her up with ANY of my Regulars. And second, I really doubted she could learn anything from my friend Wanda. And third, Wanda probably wants nothing to do with a girl who thinks domination is nothing more than sticking your very expensive high heels into the crotch of a rich business man.

Either Eve wasn't listening to me, or she had her mind set - I don't know. But she still talks about how she's gonna make that move from nurse to dominatrix. I suggested she transition slowly into the world of domination/submission, like maybe through customer service or telemarketing. You know what her idea of "research" was? Buying a collar at the local adult boutique.

"Uh Eve... You know a domme wouldn't wear that, right?"

"But it looks so hot on me!"

If she only knew.

CJ




77 comments:

Harold said...

That's one of the funniest posts in a while! I kind of hope "Eve" follows up on her fantasy, because I can only imagine how funny that story would be... Thanks CJ!

Anonymous said...

Not very funny- losing your niche?

Unknown said...

I did doggy style last night! I'm totally a sex expert! I should get into porn!

Oh wait, it doesn't work like that?

...crud.

Miss Q said...

as a pro-domme myself, my oh my can i sympathize with you. poor wanda probably gets those conversations all the time too. fucking aspirational recession sex workers ::sigh::

Anonymous said...

I'm almost positive it doesn't bare reiterating but, if you are the kind of person who needs to go on a blog and make comments about how much of a loser they are, then I hate to break the news to you but it needs doings. You, whoever you are, are not only an enormous loser yourself, but you are doing what is, quite possibly, the worst job I've ever seen of putting someone down.

Anonymous said...

If it helps, I think everyone thinks someone else's job is easier. It drives me nuts. I've had four careers and countless jobs, and all I hear no matter what is that I'm overpaid for what I'm doing or that a computer will replace me soon. Hugs.

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!If there ever is a part 2 of this...please post it...

Advizor54 said...

I'll agree with the rest, so very very funny. I'm thinking she should be played by Sandra Bullock in the movie.

Anonymous said...

haha. i think you should help her live out the fantasy...just once

CW said...

You should really get someone to write a screenplay about your life. I would go see it. I am sure lots of people would!

Anonymous said...

I am neither a pro domme, nor am I terribly familiar with that scene, but my understanding is that the customers for that service are very exacting. They all have extremely specific fantasies, and fulfilling those fantasies is probably a lot more disturbing than an outsider would understand. Sure, you think you can whip a dude without any problem, but what if he wants to be a three-year-old whose mommy is mad at him? What if he wants you to be a Nazi to his Jew, or a Southern belle to his slave? What if he wants you to cause actual injury to his genitals -- can you handle that?

And these are just the legal requests. Does he want you to call him a bitch while you fuck him up the ass with a strapon? Does he want to do things to you with his mouth while you abuse him?

It sure sounds like an easy way to make money, until you think about what it might actually entail.

Anonymous said...

not very, not well written either

Anonymous said...

Your friend suffers from powerlessness being a nurse.You are constant threat of losing your license,a patient dying on your clock, dealing with god complex doctors and neurotic families and caty fucking bitch nurses ans useless assistants.
You would be helping her empower her self from a career that has caused he to conform to a submissive drone. Come on CJ you help men feel good about themselves, help your friend feel powerful. Thats all she wants...
PS-I love your blog ; )

Just Visiting said...

CJ:

Sounds like a partnership made in heaven... I've got some capital I'd like to invest :)

...no, really.

Anonymous said...

Many of the people reading this are a bunch of over critical Assholes. CJ is not a writer; she is a topless massage provider that boosts her income with a manual release ending. Did you fuckers think this blog was going to read like Shakespeare? I read her blog and enjoy it for what it is. I don’t judge her or what she does. To those of you who are so appalled by what she does your hypocrisy shines through in your words. If you were SO offended you would stop reading and stop posting here. There are thousands of other blogs out there so pick one and move on.

Anonymous said...

hehe interesting story.

My ex wife discovered herself in that lifestyle and became a domme which involved all kinds of strangeness that just didn't work for me (I could easily be one of your clients, but not one of hers). But she's happy there... it must have been what she was needing all along.

But your friend needs to explore that world on her own, get to understand it, and then, maybe, she'll find a good fit.

rgb

Anonymous said...

I agree. Unless Cjs talking about jerking guys off. Or the extra moneys she makes letting them shred her self dignity she is very boring. Cj stick to what you know. And that's whoring. Don't try to expand your horizons because it's the topic you write about that draws in the mongers- not your writing skills. Lol. Don't forget to close your eyes when some random guys shooting his jiz on your face. Whore.

Jay said...

Man, has this comment section turned into he-man woman-hater's club or what?
What happened guys, get banned from usasexguide?
These are the kinds of men that Wanda would have to see--the very fucked up ones who write on your comments. And she would get PTSD so fast she'd have to see a psychiatrist to recover. A dominatrix has a lot of hard work to do, and the $500 thing, well, I'd rather do the "happy ending" thing to 5 guys for $100 than to put up with one of these weirdo's.
And being an erotic masseuse, I get the worst of them. The guys who are too cheap to afford to pay for that kinky stuff so they come to me, with no extra money, and try to convince me to do things I don't want to do. And it is so obvious.
I have a guy that I won't see, because he wants to act like a little boy, and talk like a little boy, and it's really fucked up, and so I kicked him out and he has since called from 30 different numbers! Every time he shows up I just flip him off through the window and keep the door locked.

Harold Labyrinthodont said...

just try to imagine what it takes to make someone who abhors cj come here and read her blog?

i think that several of the "anonymous" comment writers who are harshing on cj are young men (boys?) who have no control over the things happening in their lives. these social and economic failures are on their way to a life of desperation and rejection by society, and they know it. the one remaining method of making themselves feel good about themselves is to harsh someone who is not out of control, like cj.

and the hell of it is that if the anonymous option was not available to those writing comments they would not have the balls to comment under their own names.

Anonymous said...

actually i've posted on here as anonymous and i'm an adult and successful.

it's not that i'm a huge moralist, i just think cj (whether "she" is real) is not a good writer and she recently started inserting her own moral code in her posts that make her come off as a whore.

i actually have friends who are massage therapists who make a good living giving without giving handjobs. they actually save their money and not spend it on trucks and cigarettes. they also dont lie to their significant others.

aaaand to say it again. there will never be a tv show about cj. not interesting and there are already shows on tv about prostitution - Hung, Secret Life of a Call Girl.

Anonymous said...

typo
*good living without giving handjobs*

Anonymous said...

Come on guys - this is just a fun blog. Over-thinking is not required or appreciated. Let CJ entertain us with her stories and observations from the peanut gallery. Those who feel they need to judge usually lack the intelligence of moral compass to qualify. I see nothing inconsistent or wrong with CJ chosen "lifestyle" except the double standard she professes about her SO. This country is way too hung up on sex - just look at the current headlines! With all the troubles we face and hard work that awaits to get things back on track what are we talking about most? What Cain did or didn't do 15 years ago and some pervert from Penn State. I am just saying.

Anonymous said...

I used to admire your balls for allowing everyone to comment CJ. The odd anon troll seemed almost amusing at times, now its simply annoying.
Shut em down !

Anonymous said...

spend more time worrying about your divorce, less on people giving cj a dose of truth

Melissa Blade said...

I agree with 3deepbreaths...the anon comments need to be shut down. Maybe it's the same person, but clearly they are very unstable, reminds me of one of those fringe activists that kills people.

Anonymous said...

go to 'SPA HUNTERS'..check out a more interesting message board...CJ , maybe you should of paid more attention in school,maybe you would've had a little more self esteem,and then ,just maybe, you could've done more with your life then give happy endings while showing your tits to guys....

Joe said...

As a Bears fan from Chicago, just gotta say sorry about the Eagles tonight, CJ!

Also, it was your blog that inspired me to try out the massage parlor scene. Before reading your blog, I never considered it. I checked out 3 different ones in quick succession. Quality of the massages were 1 mediocre, two very good, and all three offered (and delivered) the happy ending. Haven't been able to find a non-AMP provider in my area so far -- I'm willing to patronize a "buy American" establishment but so far I haven't found one. It was a pretty big step for me just to find a qualifying parlor, much less screen for ethnicity. Maybe I'll turn one up as I go forward.

Thanks for the interesting writing and best of luck to you, CJ! I hope you can keep your boundaries where you need them to be. Most of all, I hope you are able to live a life that makes you happy.

Joe

Anonymous said...

Ironically this blog makes me less likely to try an erotic massage. But I do find the perspective from the other side of the table interesting. Cheers!

Breckhinry999@gmale said...

The thing is the pure haters are wrong she is a good writer but the thing is only when talking handjobs. This entry and it's ilk are trash.

It's why this blog is over and even the syncophants will go soon enough. A tired old whore-lite isn't interesting and without fresh sexy material no one cares.

Dole out the soul searching posts carefully as once their done it's over. Those are compelling theatre at least.

And as I have always wondered about the truth behind this blog has anyone given thought this was written by a "Derek" style masseuse boyfriend and he finally split from the source of his second hand stories.

Either way it's over.

blackharry555@homail.com said...

She's not bad, but your mom swallows.

MrMike said...

Wow,
The level of the commentary has reached a new low.

Anonymous said...

The quality of posts has reached a new low.

Ty of Sex Enhancement said...

This is one of the best posts that I’ve ever seen; you may include some more ideas in the same theme. I’m still waiting for some interesting thoughts from your side in your next post.

Suzy Q said...

O, my goodness. You men here are do pathetic. All time low? Maybe everyone who's been here following her are tired of the same old shit. This fucking girl has no problem telling us about all the cum shots she takes. All the prostitution she sells but she can't tell the story of why she left the "safety" of the business. Come on guys don't loss yourselves here. It is the way it is and should be. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. Good or bad. And when she speaks so openly about being a whore she should be ready for all types of comments. That's it. Don't feel bad for her she's a whore o I'm sorry paid professional hooker and deserves to be treated that way. Get it together fellas.

Brickhenry666@gmail.com said...

Leave britney alone!!!1!!@!
She's not a whore she told youse guys that she is a real LMT that has to massage all your muscles so you relax. She totally wouldn't do this to married guys so it's not immoral ask her boyfriend who is cool with this cause it's just a job y'all. You guys are just haters who don't understand like the police who are trying to shut her down because everyone is jelly that you can make money taking load on the face.

It's hardwork being an LMT might as well make big tips because it's legitimate work not sex work. It's not sex work is it because it's with single guys. I love her cj.

AMPs are sex work that's why they get shut down!!!!!1!

Don't trust these jerks who say mean things and steal my name. This is me and me and cj don't hide behind fake Internet names!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!@21!!!!!!!!

the ghost of human kindness said...

Seriously CJ, time to shut down the comments for awhile until the trolls get bored, keep writing your blog and those that enjoy will stick around and those that are just here to troll will move on.

Anonymous said...

Cj can take it. She's tough. I mean beating off a bunch of guys advances all day. Then beating them off literally. She explained how difficult it is to remove cum shots in the hair. I mean a few nasty comments are probably the least of her worries. There's rape, disease, her boyfriend finding out and leaving her, stalkers, so many bigger problems then some truthful hard core opinions. Just a thought guys. She can take it.

Anonymous said...

That's not very clever, and only serves to entrench the sycophants. Please try harder.

Also, its silly to blame the whores of the world for a problem. If there was no need, there'd be no service. There's need, ergo she (and others) serve.

Anonymous said...

Amount of class that the average full service girl I have been with > Amount of class of the average CJ critic.

Shocked and surprised said...

Your pathetic last commenter. Definition of class- highly stylish and or Elegant. I sincerely doubt a hooker. A women being paid to preform sex acts with you can be considered classy, elegant. You can't be serious right. Your another male fan here that fallen in live with CJ. This isn't pretty women guys!

Anonymous said...

I was absolutely being serious. A prostitute is not a cartoon villain but is rather a real human being with thoughts and feelings. She appreciates acts of kindness and experiences the same range of emotions as you or me. Why couldn't she interesting, intelligent or well mannered? I don't think you have to be in love with a sex worker to recognize that.

For the record I do consider CJs work to be prostitution. As a consumer I would considers her services as a safe sex alternative to a backpage girl. Even though I could get full service at the same price point I could trade that for the quality massage and the reduced STD risk. I would find it difficult to justify the premium over a theraputic massage without the handjob though, so from my point of view it is about the release.

My main point however is that you can express an opinion as to whether was CJ is doing is prostitution or cheating or enabling cheating without recourse to insults. "I hope some kills you and dumps you in thr river" is not an opinion. It is vile filth. That sort of thing actually happens to girls, you know. Can you imagine the terror felt in their final moments? Do you think that is funny? The attitude that once a girl sells her ass (or her hand) she is just trash who deserves every indignity and humiliation anyone cares to dump on her encourages those who get off on harming or degrading her and isolates the girls who are looking to depart the business. I have never heard anything by an escort approaching the meanness that is spewed on this board.

Anonymous said...

As for whether or not CJ is a good writer, that is another question of opinion that can be debated without insults. I am much more interested in a writer's subject matter than style. Theodore Dreiser and Upton Sinclair were not considered technical masters by any means, but Sister Carrie and The Jungle are American classics and rightly so because they tell interesting and compelling stories.

Not that I would consider this blog an American classic, but I do find the content interesting. Sex workers are actresses to a certain degree, and this blog gives some insight into what they are actually thinking and the stuff that goes on behind the scenes and what popular culture envisions their work to be. This particular post and some of the insighful comments provides that perspective, so to me it is interesting and worth reading.

Anonymous said...

All of this negativity has me thinking…. Not about how these scathing and insulting comments are affecting CJ (because as one poster pointed out, a few nasty comments aren’t going to faze her) no… this is for the trolls.
I know you so fucking well.. Known people like you all my life… you’re the kid in grade school who’s parents had NO CLUE how to love you. How to make you feel valued and provide you with any kind of self-esteem. It’s not your fault; hell it’s probably not even their fault. You’re empty inside, there’s a huge void in you. You’re that 8-year-old kid feeling so alone that you’re willing to act out in any way you can … just to be noticed. You learned at an early age that lashing out at others, pointing out all of their flaws was the only way for you to feel ok about you. As you grow, the canyon of emptiness in you grows… you pick fights with those you know are vulnerable… some of them physical, others intellectual… but they all serve the same task … to build yourself up by tearing others down. In time you learn to thrive on negative attention…not because it’s better than no attention at all… but simply as an effective tool of deflection… anything to keep from facing that big empty chasm you’ve become.

Now that you’re exposed you’ve got 2 choices;
You can choose to ignore the truth … lash out at me and the rest of the world under your cloak of anonymity …every negative word that you spew will be viewed by the rest of us as proof that you really are that hollow empty shell of a human… an admission that you haven’t the skills or intelligence to look inside and try to gain some understanding of why you feel compelled to be this way.

Or face it.

Anonymous said...

Wow your understanding of me was epic and obviously your guilty of the same character flaws you put onto me. I laughed as I read in because you couldn't be more wrong. I do however feel very strongly disturbed at cj "no big deal attitude". I think THAT says a lot about her and not her work. If I'm wrong for saying so then I'm wrong. It's not bullying it's my truth. I wasnt saying she doesn't have feelings. Of course she does and I'm sure the more vulgar and mean posts do hurt her on some level.

This isn't new. Prostitution has been around since the beginning of time but what also has been around is the stigma that goes with that profession. Whores, hookers ARE looked at as a lower class of people. That hasnt changed for thousands of years and never will. They aren't in society reveered as anything but cheap thrill and typically not worth more than their charging.

I think you should look at yourself also because you reverted to bullying yourself. Cj wants to speak honestly and so does everyone else. I think your worried ch will disapper because it seems like the tide is turning here. I'm sure she wouldn't do that. Cj enjoys this. Although I'd have to say the really horrendous comments- dumping a body. Who says that? Now that's sick. Like I said before, she can take it. It goes with the territory and I believe she's more realistic about herself and situation than she seems sometimes. Good luck all.

Found in much said...

Wow. This has gotten unreal. What the fuck happened? everyone needs to the a deep breath and chill the fuck out. Everyone had an opinion. Bottom line. Either respect it or move on. Just because someone's opinion makes you feel bad about your own doesn't mean anything. Everyone chill out. To each their own.

Anonymous said...

frankly, the thrill of this blog are the nutswingers who keep the sycophantic bullshit up, not the constant string of low grade assholes with half literate insults.

keep telling us how awful we are, and the trollop that she's a shining star of inspiration and truth. i've had a bad childhood, and i need somethng to fill the void or some shit.

Anonymous said...

You guys defend her honor.. Too fucking funny. You gotta fight for your right to paarrrtyyy!! Lmao.

Shannon Rae said...

Ooh, I like that comparing CJ to Upton Sinclair. Truly this whole piece, from the posts to the comments, to the trolling is all an interesting expose on sex, sex work, and our values on to whom we give our respect.

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Anonymous said...

I just want to make a point. When a few months ago there were some wives hanging around asking questions and making comments they were not treated very well by some. Some of you guys felt the need to bully them and rub their noses in a horrible situation. I think you guys are the bully's and everyone is capable of bullying when their views are challenged.

Just my thought on the matter.

Anonymous said...

I agree. Some of these guys are womanizing, cheating low lifes. They pay for sex or services because they like to have a women degrading herself for them. It gets them off. A power trip if you will. So Im gonna go out on a limb and say that they are in a way bullying the provider.

So when they were challenged on their life style they resorted to their normal degrading ways and attacked.

The men are on this blog are pigs, the service exists because the demand is there. Cj would probably concur, besides the lonely Unattractive case the majority are probably as stated. Pushy womenizing dicks who like the power of knowing a few bucks and this girl is mine to do as I please with.

# 1 Monger said...

CJ where are you. We miss u n are due for a story. Come back soon.

Heidi said...

I am kinda bummed. I just came across your blog a few days ago. (Maybe a week) and ever since then, I have been reading your blog nonstop! I finally finished it. It was so good. Like a good book, I couldn't put it down... But, it looks like you haven't written in a couple weeks, and you quit your job. Why? What happened? You can't leave me hanging like this!!! Lol I love your blog. It seems things have kinda gone from bad to worse in your professional life, it would be nice to know how you are doing... And that you are ok.

Anonymous said...

I also just finished reading your entire blog. but I certainly don't agree with the previous commenter. You try to come across like your this women in this profession and you DO have feelings as to what's acceptable and You do feel bad for the good Woman at home waitin in her hisband who's "workin late" but is actually Gettin jerked, sucked or fucked by you. You say you think this is cheating for your married customers but in numerous blog entries by you/ you laugh and make comments to state the opposite. One in particular you were injured and had to have mutuals. Your comment was, most guys like the boyfriend massage so they can go home to their wives with new skills And you LOL. Which is it CJ? Is this growth we've seen in the 2 years or are you so void of any feelings that you could laugh at the fucking idea a man is bringing home what he done with you to his wife. Disgusting. I hope you respond and state this is growth of your spirit regarding the matter. Otherwise you'd be a total hiprocate and a straight up lousy lady. To laugh at that was horrible and a show of your true character. Gosh I can't wait for the answer to this. I just can't get over your attitude towards it. I can understand having to come to terms with the difficult aspects of your work but how utterly horrible and disrespectful of you to laugh at this. Maybe your absent te past few weeks bc you've decided not to be a fucking whore anymore.

Justine Sexton said...

I love when "outsiders" dream about getting into the industry or something similar without really knowing what it involves. It's so cute.

Be it I am in XXX, I've had plenty of friends who want to get involved and have me show them the ropes, but they all go pale-white when it's show time. You either have it or you don't, and I can say from experience that far more lack it, then actually have it.

Great blog by-the-way, I laugh so hard at some of the posts that I tear up.

Anonymous said...

So I looked at your stats...over a million pageviews a month? Honestly, you should stop with the blogger crap, buy the domain, and do a regular website....with ads. Make some money off of THESE FOOLS reading your blog. Or here's an idea, do a monthly video of just your boobs showing on camera and you telling your stories. You wanna talk money? I made $400 bucks off of a video about a friggin Lego Ford being built...A LEGO FORD! You're wasting the audience you built here.

Anonymous said...

if she likes the collar, perhaps she could be aprofessional Submissive?

Anonymous said...

Call me Anonymous 1..all this bashing of clients and CJ and her fellow service providers..its always easy to use society´s cliched, feel-good criticisms..´filthy whore, worthless bitch´ and call clients misogynists, womanizers, who get a kick out of degrading women...bla bla bla..makes you feel high and mighty doesnt it? like you are the moral police..if youre so high and mighty, what the fuck are you doing wasting your precious time here? ever considered the not-so pretty thought that both clients and workers were abused in some form or another and suffer from sever self-esteem issues, social anxiety etc..? not that this justifies their actions, but ever thought to at least suggest therapy or something more positive as a solution for them or is it easier to just attack like sick little whimpering children? grow the fuck up!! mierda

Anonymous said...

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Joe said...

CJ --

This is a complete change of subject, but I thought it is a timely subject. Do you have any particular reaction to the whole Penn State situation? Personal reactions? Discussions around there you've overheard? Any thoughts?

If you'd rather not comment, just ignore this.

Commoner said...
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Anonymous said...

Wow, great story. Amazing a police officer sworn to do his civic duty and protect the community partaking in illegal activity. And you felt guilty you fucked the girl and participated in the sting that may bring the facility down. Amazing what our world has come to.

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Anonymous said...

I personally think all this talking on what cj is or isn't is all nonsense. Let me make it easy for everyone out there. All you mongers, all you critics... Cj is a massuse who also happens to be a prostitute/ whore/ slut whatever term you prefer. Can we move in now?

To obessed "anonymous" said...

Mr/Ms Anonymous, please get a life, seek help and stop behaving like a stalker. I was just reading some old posts and you have been at at it for a while now repeating the same crap over and over. It seems like you have a personal grudge against CJ. Seriously get help then maybe someone can love you and you won't have to pay for hand jobs.

Anonymous said...

You're nursing friend can just start offering hj to patients. I'm sure there are a few long term patients who would welcome it.

Suzy Q said...

Now that's funny last anon. That's funny as hell. Maybe you should take over Cjs post since she's lost her touch ( no pun intended) and obviously is neglecting us now. Maybe she's upset with the tone if the comments- any human with feelings would be. It's a pretty harsh world sometimes and it's seems to be a pretty harsh working environment for her especially here. But what do you expect, it's life right people? O well. Hopefully well hear from the woman in charge soon.

the Astro Nommer said...
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the Astro Nommer said...

Just passing through, but I think your blog is really interesting, CJ.

I've never patronized either a parlor or a prostitute, and I doubt I ever will, but I do find it fascinating how much scorn and vitriol is being heaped on you and others in your profession. At the risk of being a white-knighting douche, one thing I find particularly ironic is that many people in the Morality Squad will wring their hands over sex work, saying that it's degrading and encourages misogyny and negative attitudes toward women in general. But when those same people are anonymous, well, you can see their true colors come out!!

Many people here seem to operate under the assumption that because words like "whore" are typically derogatory, that sex workers are naturally to be scorned, without question. Did you ever think that perhaps the stigma on sex work comes not from the workers themselves, but the self-righteous, self-appointed morality police? That perhaps it's misogynistic to perpetuate old, patriarchal values that shun sex workers? What does it say about you that an immoral "whoremonger" is more respectful of a fellow human being than you are?

Well, that's enough procrastinating for one day.

the Astro Nommer said...
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the Astro Nommer said...

Eh, to clarify, "You" in my last paragraph was addressed to miscellaneous haters, not the writer of the blog. I sorta lost focus there.

Anonymous said...

One of my mid-life fears is being stuck in a hospital or nursing homewith no hope for sexual relief. Possibly, in this nightmare scenario, I'm in a full-body-cast from the waist up.

I shared this with my favorite massage-gal and she laughed and *promised* that she or one of her friends would visit me and take care of me. Strangely, it really made me feel better.

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I read every post you had in a week! That's one of the funniest posts in a while

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George17 said...

God damn CJ! The only thing close to as much fun as a HE is reading your blog. Love it! Thanks for sharing - only wish I was closer to Reading so I'd have a better chance of someday meeting you.