Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Tales of an Erotic Blogger

Hey guys. Sorry that I disappeared again, but I was dealing with a lot of bullshit around here, not the least of which was the pain in the ass this blog has become. Not that I hate sharing stories or anything, but a reader turned me on to something that really got to me. Apparently, someone has (or rather had) been reposting my entire blog as their own website. I won't go into details since I don't want to give them any more attention than they deserve, but let's just say that when I saw it for myself I felt like someone had just punched me in the stomach. I cried for like 2 days before I calmed down and figured out what to do.

I contacted my Techno-nerd Velma. She's a computer geek, so she figured out what to do. So a big Thank You to her and and an even bigger Thank You to the guy who originally emailed me about it. You know who you are!

I was pretty upset about the whole thing, but it's not the first time someone has tried to scam me concerning this blog. Apart from all the guys who've been trying to set up an appointment with me, there are some strange people out there that have gone to great length to try to fuck with me.

At first I was naive enough to fall for some of this shit. It was mostly guys just asking where I was located. But when I refused to give out that info, guys started to ask if there was anyone local I would recommend. I fell for that at first, and a few guys actually figured out where I was just by the process of elimination.

So now my policy is not to mention ANY parlors. Even the one owned by my girlfriend up north! Which is a damn shame because we could both use the business. But then I got a few offers from guys who wanted to do business with me. The most common was the offer of "Consultant" to some imaginary "Producer" who was working on some project about the inside world of massage parlors. But I think the most creative idea was for me to travel the country and perform my craft in various massage parlors around the country - or as I liked to call it, committing a misdemeanor on camera in multiple states.

Now one scam that I did fall for was a phony magazine interview. I have done a few interviews with people who have contacted me personally, the most famous of which was the disastrous Playboy Radio interview. So when this young lady contacted me from a very real magazine asking me if I'd chat with her about The Business, it was nothing unusual. She more or less proved that she was legitimate - in that she really was calling from the offices of a real publication. So I gladly called her for a little chat.

It was the usual stuff at first, "How long have you done this?" "Do you like it?" "What's the typical stuff that you do?" Etc... But then the questions changed.

"Do you see married men?" "Have you ever been confronted by a wife?" "Are you OK with what you do?" And my personal favorite... "Don't you know you ruin families?" Not that this last one was really a question, but I appreciated her sentiment. She wasn't asking me questions about The Business, she was trying to figure out if her husband was cheating on her.

From the general gist of her questions, I determined the answer was yes. I didn't tell her.

CJ


37 comments:

David said...

Cj I am a long time reader and a huge fan! First time commenting. Just wanted to say thank you for sharing your stories with us. I am sure you know, but you have a huge following of normal people too! Screw the crazy people. Rock on.

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foundit said...

sherlock nailed it. how do we know?

someone actually deleted teh comments.

golf clap for you, sherlock. that shit's been psoted before but i don't think it hit quite as close as you got it.

Tom Moran said...

Dear C.J.: I'm sorry that you're getting shit for being so honest and putting yourself out there. But that's the nature of our society. The more you're recognized, the crazier people get. Can you imagine what people like Jennifer Aniston have to put up with? Now you know why they have bodyguards. That having been said, I wouldn't mind interviewing you one of these days. But only when I can find a venue that won't demand that I portray you as a homewrecker. Might take awhile. Magazines make money by being judgmental and pandering to prejudice. Tom

Anonymous said...

Aww man, where's sherlock's comments?

The ho is too sensitive now? :D

Anonymous said...

Captain Save-a-ho Tom Moran, comparing CJ to Jennifer Aniston. HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!

MrMike said...

First, its good to hear from you again.
Second, my condolences at the blatant theft of your work
However, what this does demonstrate is that there is a tremendous interest in your work. I mean your written work, but I suppose that is connected to the interest in your manual work, as well. There MUST be some way for you to turn this to your own profit. There are those who have observed that your prose is not that of Hemingway. But it is certainly superior to E.L. James. You need people you know and trust to help you turn your written work to your own economic benefit. Start with Eric. This may not be his field, but he apparently has some understanding at least of copyright issues as applied to the internet. With "the Client List," there is clearly an interest in the massage business. I think the time is right for you to cash in.
Mike

Anonymous said...

Hey CJ, keep bloggin'!!

houston said...

C.J., I found your blog about a week ago and have been reading quite a bit of it. I like your candidness and honesty about your profession and it realy hit home with me as I am dating a "massuese". We have been together for 3 years and it has been a little rough. She has told me the she performs "hand releases" and thats all but I go through times when I am suspicious of other things going on in the dark session rooms. What you convey so well in your blog is describe the eroticism but emphasise your emotional detachment. My girlfriend has claims that it is just a job and reading your discriptions has given me more confidence that my girlfriend can and is emotionally detached too. Thanks so much for very enjoyable reading and giving me a renewed feeling that my relationship with a massuese can actually work. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Let me see if I got this right. You are angry and hurt that someone took something that was not their own, that they had no right to and did so without permission? Uh, that's what you do every day when you get down with a married guy so either quit the "woe is me" double standard b.s. or get a legit job. Until then, it's difficult to buy "I'm a victim" rant.

Anonymous said...

Two things: one, if you haven't gotten the poser removed you should (and since everything you've posted is copyright protected you have a pretty good case against them if you want to pursue.)

Two, it's probably time to move from a free blog account to a host. Lots of web hosts out there have blogger software. I use Servage which is about 100 bucks a year website included and has a blog autoinstaller that takes about 5 minutes to get up and running. I know a few other hosts do that as well (I'm not pushing one, just happen to know about it.) Easy to use, easy to put your OWN ads on.
Good Luck,
Robert

Nick said...

i laughed pretty hard that you cried for two days

Joe said...

This blog (and especially the comments) is a good opportunity to observe human nature, in a pretty full spectrum. Wow.

Anonymous said...

CJ, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry. And not in the "I feel sorry that you have to deal with these people" kind of sorry, but in the "I'm sorry I behave a little like these people".
I'm talking about those people who have tried (and sometimes succeeded) to find you. After reading that you won't meet anyone reading your blog, I kind of started fantasizing about how to meet you.
In true honesty, none of those involved any illegal acts, and I've never tried to carry out one of them (I have no job, I'm still in school, and I live in another country). I didn't even thought about doing it to be one of your clients: I just think you're a cool person who would be nice to talk to face to face. Also, I kind of took it as a challenge. Yeah, I'm weird.
Even though it all remained as daydreamings, I still feel guilty, after seeing how you feel about this issue. Especially because I probably would have tried it out in the future. So, I apologize.
I don't have all the answers about this whole debate about your job and your life, but I do know this: you're a good person who deserves the best.
Peace.

Peanus Steenblatter said...

Houston Hair is everywhere!

Anonymous said...

Still waiting on Sherlock Bones to out the ho. :)

Nick Green said...

I have to give you a heads up that in one of your posts, you made a reference to something specific to your region that helped people figure out the general area where you are located. Once you know the area, figuring it out is not hard because of the general lack of non-asian parlors. I won't even say what the item is publicly. Aside for that slip up, no one would be able to tell from your posts where you are at.

I think if you go through your posts you will see it. Obviously you can not put the genie back in the bottle for those who have already figured it out but you can prevent it from occurring in the future.

Reflex said...

Time to move to post approval. Enough of this BS.

Reflex said...

Out of curiosity I looked up the place listed by Sherlock. Um, if thats where CJ's supposedly working all I can say is that she's been drastically lying about it on this blog. There was nothing in any of the reviews or descriptions that matched what she says here. Not the prices, descriptions of her co-workers, services offered, anything.

I think he's likely off base. Hopefully some nutty stalkers don't go to this place and mess with the girls there.

MrMike said...

I hope Reflex is right, and the World's Greatest Detective is wrong, but I think I have to reluctantly agree to his earlier post about going to an approval system. While part of the attraction of this blog has been reading the outrageous and immature comments of some of CJ's more obsessed attackers, that is a relatively small part of the pleasure I've found in your blog. If you have to go to an approval system to keep the blog alive, I think you should do it.
Mike

A Better Name will Come . . . said...

CJ, I just stumbled on your blog, and I think it is so well written, helpful, and just overall one of the best blogs I have ever read. Thank you for sticking to it, and for writing such great stories, especially in the face of such crap that you have to tolerate. Please don't be discouraged. In some way or another, you are sitting on a gold mine here.

monsey boy said...

Way to go cj. And to all you ppl trying to figure out who she is... Let it go if she'd want you to know shed tell you. Live and let live. What the hell is up with that???? Anyways cj I just found ur blog last night sat on my phone and read thru every post. It's amazing well written and the stories are hilarious. Sounds like ur havin fun. Hope u make lots of $$ and tell ur haters to kiss some ass cuz haters are what makes us popular ;).

George17 said...

Here's another vote for the approval system. Weeding through the Anonymous crap is a downer.

Anonymous said...

CJ,

Just found your blog last week and love it. I haven't read every post yet but I'm getting there.

Keep it up and don't get discouraged. I'm amazed by the people who go out of their way to be nasty. Sad, really.

Anonymous said...

Sherlock Bones has posted the correct location several times, but my evil henchmen keep deleting it. CJ is part of my web of immorality and I will not allow my archnemesis to spoil my plans for her.

-Professor Moriarty

Anonymous said...

Sherlock got it right on the money.

Been there several times. Had my wick waxed by "CJ". She gives one hell of a hand job. :-)

Joe said...

To Anonymous --

Yeah, right.

Anonymous said...

I've seriously thought CJ needs a post approval system for awhile. It could be a pain in the ass in tje begonni g bit after a while of not seeing their vitriol published, they'll quit.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should send Paul Drake to investigate all 3 places. Then you can get her to confess on the stand, and I can cuff her.

Lt. Tragg

Anonymous said...

E.D.S or A.D they keep erasing it so it must be one of the two. I'll keep posting every day until they stop erasing it.

monsey boy said...

Hey anon. What are u gonna get from making it public??? Y can't u give her some privacy??

SandraM said...

...until they stop erasing it.

Or she shuts down the blog 'cause of guys like you.

Joe said...

How about trying Fantasyland Spa, Magic Kingdom, Orlando FL?

You guys aren't the first guys to go off on a "find CJ" kick. Just the latest ones. Have fun!

Anonymous said...

Well the address for EDS was posted and now deleted. I'll drive there next weekend and check it out. If she didn't work there, I don't see a reason why she deleted it.

WhoShotJR said...

Did anyone say "The Client List" on Lifetime last night? Once she decided to provide "extras" all her clients were Chipendale models. None of them looked like "me" LOL. I bet CJ wishes her clients looked like the ones on the TV series. They should have hired CJ as a consultant to provide some realism to the show.

Joe said...

"why should we "respect" CJ's privacy?"

Well, maybe because you are a decent human being who treats people with respect because the Golden Rule calls for you to treat others as you would wish to be treated. Or else you could be one of those other kinds of people. Situational ethics, much?

Reflex said...

I know this is pretty obvious to anyone who's read here for a while, but CJ has always deleted the posts naming any establishment. That she is deleting the ones mentioned in this thread really dosen't mean much. My concern is that idiots from this blog will show up at one of those places and harrass a staff member who is clueless about whats going on...