Saturday, December 24, 2011

Merry Christmas!!!


My first official act as "co-manager" of The Business was to start looking again to hire another girl. My first un-official act was to bring Cindy out of retirement and help me out for the holidays.

You heard right guys - your favorite slutty, discount, masseuse is back for a limited time, so take advantage of this exclusive opportunity to get full service at half-service prices. And yes - she does know about the blog but I don't think she'll read it any time soon. She hocked her laptop to buy weed a looooong time ago.

It seemed like a good idea at the time. She needed the work, and I needed the help. Damned if Trina and I are going to cover 80 hours worth of shifts a week all by ourselves. AND at Christmas time. The real problem is hiding her from Maude so Audrey doesn't know. So she's basically been helping out with the night and weekend shifts for about 2 weeks now.

The pros are better shift coverage, help with nightly cleanup, and the ability to offer "Doubles" again (for newbies, doubles are 2 girls at one time). Cindy is great for doubles because she's more willing to take care of the cock, while I take care of everything else. And lastly, it's nice to just hang out with her just like in the old days.

The cons are I have to sneak her in, and I give up half my customers if the night is slow. And lastly, I'm stuck hanging out with her for hours on end. I mean, how many different ways are there to say that your baby-daddy is an asshole? I get it - he's a jerk. And after 4 straight hours of hearing about it, I want to find him myself and cut him up into small pieces with a rusty axe then hide the pieces in a series of hermetically sealed mayonaise jars buried behind a gas station.

I guess what I'm trying to say is Merry Christmas!

CJ

33 comments:

Anonymous said...

You whore! Every other person on this post tells you they enjoy your writing style. Many suggest you use your gift as a career. So why don't you do it? Because you like being naked and stroking dong. Simple truth is, you are a whore. Thank you, thank you very much.

Anonymous said...

ohhhh i am coming from nor cal to find you!!!

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas CJ!!

Lawrence said...

Happy holidays CJ. What a year it's been.

Anonymous said...

So how about giving us the address so we can take advantage of Cindy's half price full-service discounts. Spent most of my $ on gifts and I could use a full-service to releave the stress of the holidays. :-)

Tom in NH said...

Hope you have a very merry and peaceful Christmas CJ. Stay safe!

tightend said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours.

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas and I hope you do well.

AnnabelleBaxter said...

Merry Christmas C.J.

Out of curiosity, how do you advertise such a position?

okie said...

Is Christmas an especially busy time of year? Do a lot of guys buy themselves holiday presents in the form of some quality CJ time?

And, Merry Christmas to you, CJ...love the blog! Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

To CJ- Merry Christmas! Hope you had a good one.
To the first anon poster- what the hell is wrong with you? You are obviously am avoid follower of this blog, and you spend ask of your time on here name-calling. Seriously, on fucking Christmas? Still logging on to talk shit? You must be one miserable bitch. Get a real hobby.
-rick

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Happy ending christmas

Frank said...

Merry Xmas CJ hope I run across your business in my travels across se pa

Anonymous said...

merry XMas

-pat

Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas, baby.

Anonymous said...

I am from South Africa and I enjoy reading your blog. I know a lot of people that are in this business and I am joining soon. Thank you for the blog.

Anonymous said...

Hi CJ, you must write more often. Blog from your phone :) that way we can read something new everyday.

Anonymous said...

CJ, I have a few questions... I'm hoping you will respond soon.

How do u get into this industry?
What do you feel When you have to do your first client?
What is the worst challenge?

MrMike said...

I'll just wish you a Merry Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting filthy whore.

Anonymous said...

CJ,

I just feel really sorry for your boyfriend. If he ever found out what you did for a living, he would be devestated. Do him a favor and break up with him before he eventually finds out from one of his friends or co workers who just jizzed in your face.

Tired of Anonymous said...

Dear Anonymous (the assinine one):

If you disapproved so much, you wouldn't be here - you're practically stalking CJ.

So who's worse... the whore or her stalker?

Anonymous said...

The whore, obviously.

Anonymous said...

Hey CJ. Can you recommend a good place in let's say SE PA?

rdg-abe said...

ask people who actually know not someone who's lying.

try spa hunter.

Sander said...

hey congrats on getting everything back together. hope you find a new hire that's reliable soon. that way next year will have a few more laughs and a lot less sorrow.

Bambii BlackHeart said...

After finding your blog randomly on the interwebz I have read the entire thing, sad to see you hit rock bottom but I'm glad you have started picking yourself up in time for the new year! OH AND HEY! if working at "The Business" doesn't work out, sounds like you have more than enough experience and smart work ethics to open your own place and earn some real money. Just go for it!

Anonymous said...

Cj you got something on ur face there... Uh no right there.. Up,Up, over. That's it. nasty fuckin slut.

Joe said...

Happy New Year, CJ. Things appear to be looking up. Hopefully, it's a trend for the rest of the year.

Anonymous said...

Out of curiosity, what is exactly included w/ your duos. You say Cindy provides FS - does that go for the duo sessions as well? How about BJ's?

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