Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Open For Business

Hey guys! I'm feeling much better now and back to work as usual. And unfortunately that means that I had to let Cindy go. She knew it was coming, so it wasn't a big deal. But while she was here, she did manage to reconnect with some of her old Regulars and set up some outcalls. And even during the peak of my mucous-fest, we got a request for a double massage.

That was an interesting session. When I tried to explain to "Charlie" that I wasn't exactly feeling 100%, he quickly pointed out "... those titties ain't sick..." Cindy and I have since decided to sell T-shirts with that quote on them.

Anyway, Cindy wanted nothing to do with me, so she stayed as far away from me in that 10x10 room as possible. It was kinda funny - I would massage a leg, then she wouldn't touch it afterwards. I would move to the bottom of the table, and she would move to the top. Well I enjoy fucking with Cindy's head as much as anyone else - but I knew I couldn't keep it up without leaving her SOMETHING to massage. That pretty much ruled out Charlie's penis. And the soft-core lesbian show - forget about it.

Well, I was quickly losing my energy so I turned the massage and happy ending over to Cindy while I took the job of "teaser." In other words, while she was doing all the work, I just had to act sexy and tease the shit out of him. It's harder than it sounds - especially when you can't breathe through your nose and keep coughing up things that are green.

So Cindy was on Charlies right side working his cock while I was on the left, pretending to be sexy. I have to admit to you right now - I fucking phoned it in. I stood there with my red nose, bags under my eyes, coughing, sneezing and blowing my nose (are you touching yourself yet?). I ran through my catalog of "Things Guys Like To Watch Girls Do" - only really really fast.

I grabbed my breasts and gave them a squeeze. Then I bounced up and down for a few seconds. I licked my nipples. I lifted my arms up and ran my fingers through my hair. Then I swayed left and right so The Girls were bouncing back and forth. Now before you think any of this is sexy, keep in mind I did all of them within the space of a minute.

THAT is how sick I felt.

Cindy noticed that I was pretty much being useless and realized she had to kick up her game. So now she starts to moan, squeeze her own breasts and lick her lips. It's like we're doing a slutty version of dueling banjos. But I'm tired and ready to sit down so I just give up. I realize that the best thing in this situation is to draw the attention away from me. I told Cindy to move over and let me finish him. I may not be much to look at, but I can at least perform a decent handjob.

Cindy's handjob technique is a good old fashioned single hand with a top twist. It puts a decent, rhythmic motion on the shaft combined with a burst of sensation on the head. Doesn't work for all guys but Charlie didn't seem to mind. I mimic her technique since guys usually don't appreciate a switch in the middle. The difference is instead of my whole palm, I take only my thumb and run it completely over the head in a quick snaking motion. I think it's more of a tease and not as overwhelming as the entire hand.

Cindy move over to the top of the table and lowers her breasts into Charlie's face. This is more like it and it finally works. Charlie cums in a loud groan and sort of spasms a few times. And none to soon because I really really really need to blow my nose at this point.

And take a nap.

CJ


58 comments:

Anonymous said...

Glad you're feeling better!

Anonymous said...

how often do you end up with load on your lips unintentionally?

The Finger said...

...it could have been worse, you could have had the double with Audrey. And I hope Cindy is able to land on her feet.

Anonymous said...

A week ago today I visited a massage parlor, I did not know exactly what to expect but it turned out to be shadier than I imagined. I am concerned about the possibility of catching ANYTHING from HPV to HIV. Please consider the following mindset as your consider each action: I am worried about what could have theoretically happened 20 minutes before I walked in the door.

1) I was given a table massage, fully nude, and I laid on both my dorsal and central sides with full contact to the table. She took a bit of warm water to warm the table before I first laid down.
2) During the table shower, she briefly came into contact with my lower regions with a sponge type item.
3) She gave me a handjob at the end of the massage, with an unknown sort of oil. I believe she inserted a finger into my anus a bit, and very gently massaged that area.
4) After it was over, she used a wet rag to clean my lower region.

I am pretty worried about what MAY have been on any of those surfaces/towels that I came into contact with before I got there. I realize she probably takes cleanliness more serious than I do, as she does not wish to infect herself in any way.

But what concen is there in relation to the surfaces/under her fingernails and previous clients?

Also, could you consider writing a post about these sorts of issues an how to safeguard against them?

Tom Moran said...

You're such a trouper! :)

Barry Oral said...

CJ, I just discovered you today, and like many others, I was captivated to read EVERYTHING. I am now caught up, and your newest fan and follower. I love your writing style and sense of humor. Keep it up!

I'd be your next new client if given the chance (again, like many others!) :-)

Anonymous said...

"It's like we're doing a slutty version of dueling banjos."

I fucking love this blog. Brilliant.

Bill

Anonymous said...

Was wondering if an M2F transgender girl can make it in this business

Anonymous said...

I will admit, with some shame, that this story got me aroused.

Anonymous said...

whore.

Anonymous said...

well we all just wanna know... when the hell are you gonna go FS, we want those stories of how you were upset at being broke and just said fuck it!!!!

Joe said...

Anonymous @ 8:56 PM

Who is the "we all" you claim to speak for? Did you take an Internet poll? Are you a member of a little club that collects dues, where you sit around discussing CJ's blog amongst yourselves for hours on end?

Whatever -- don't go around claiming to speak for me. Thanking you in advance for your cooperation...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, what Joe said.

Eoj said...

Hey Joe. Sorry you think CJ is your girlfriend. She's a whore. Because she doesn't put it in her meat curtains, yet, doesn't mean she won't. She's a desperate hooker who will eventually "give in."

Wait til her tits start to droop and her face gets worse. She won't have a choice.

Whores are whores are whores

Joe said...

Eoj--

Dude, you've got issues.

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Anonymous said...

Hey eoj stfu you have no clue what ur talkin about.... Not trying to be creepy but I love ur blog and when ur sick I even feel bad for you. What's ur rate for a 1h massage? If I ever got u you would get and extra 100$ tip( after everythingveles is paid for)

Midnight reader.

Anonymous said...

I don't have a car and by the time I do I doubt you will still be around doing what you do. Really my dream is to become rich before 28 and sweep a sweet girl off her feet and give her the best home and husband possible.



Midnight reader.

Anonymous said...

What's ur site called?

The Finger said...

It's sad that EOJ feels the need to resort to name calling in an attempt to gain attention. If you're honestly displeased with the content of the blog, there are other sites on the internet you can go (judging by your post, I would suggest something to deal with your anger towards women). CJ provides a massage for money. How she chooses to end the massage is entirely her decision.

Anonymous said...

Such a wild question occurred to me that I had to break my self-imposed silence to ask you. Given your strict requirements on wearing brand new clothing, etc. and limited touching allowed, would you consider inserting a brand new, remote controlled vibrator while performing the massage and allow the client to control the device?

Since I broke my silence, I must also relate that I found your blog by googling: "Asian Massage Parlor". Your site came up second. Just FYI.

Illinois client

Anonymous said...

From someone who knows...

So many posters suggest you write a book. Geez. They must not read books themselves to be so enthralled with your blog. Sorry to burst your bubble CJ, you are not publish quality. Clever, entertaining, yes. Don't give up your day job (LOL).

Published Literotica Author

Anonymous said...

"From someone who knows"...

If you are going to criticize CJ's writing, you should at least use complete sentences. "You are not publish quality" makes it sound like English is your second language. Also, you tossing your cliche ramblings up on literotica does not qualify you as a published author. Sorry to burst your bubble.

To anon from 1/18 4pm:
None of the activities you describe can transmit HIV. Worst case, maybe jock itch if the table was filthy.

Anonymous said...

I was not criticizing her writing actually. I said it was clever and entertaining. I was warning her not to be fooled by all the gushers advocating that she write a book. It takes lots of work with limited rewards for all but the exceptional.

Complete sentences are not mandatory in published works, incomplete sentences actually provide an effective tool to make a point. Blog postings don't need grammar/spell checkers for obvious reasons. The fact that you didn't understand one sentence doesn't bait me into discussing your insulting perceptions of my talent.

Yes, I have posted stories on Literotica.com. I also have authored novels selling on Amazon published by Outskirts Press. It took over a year's effort with numerous editors and beta readers to polish my first story that didn't earn enough for one of CJ's sessions. It took 2 minutes to post a comment and you judge me by it?

I simply wished to warn her that the work is hard and monetary rewards slim. Sorry you took it wrong.

P.L.A.

Anonymous said...

P.L.A
If that is what you "meant", you should have said it in the first place, instead of coming off rude, hurtful and insultuous. Friends encourage, uplift, and build strength in others. As you yourself stated, you lacked the skills to get published immediately, so what makes you think you are so much better than anyone else, especially CJ? What makes you think she can't walk the same path and have a dream?

I simply hate when others post on here to be an asshole, hurtful, condescending, holier-than-thou. If you don't dig CJ, then move on. To many of us, we'd buy her book, and we enjoy her skills.

Anonymous said...

PLA,

You've obviously never heard of writer and director Kevin Smith who's long running blog was turned into a book. When asked if he had to do any work on it, they told him no, he said great go for it. They just took the blog entries and published a book from them. Therefor she's already written the book, just needs to find someone interested in doing the publishing.

rdg-abe said...

pla, you can' t win... these people are so far past a line of reasoning as to basically be functionally retarded when the topic of cj's divinity is questioned.

its better to sit back, watch her flub obvious shit and the idiot brigade lap it up like obidient dogs.

Anonymous said...

You haters are all wanna-be bloggers that just you had the 1,000,000+ reads. Quit hating and get over yourselves. CJ is a sweetheart. The rest of you smoke pole...

Joe said...

And some of us got smokin' poles!

Anonymous said...

I can't seem to post a comment all day long. This is just a test to see if something short will work.

Anonymous said...

i would be if i threw some advertisers up and made a couple cents on every fucking addict who defended my hipocritcal bullshit too the world, yes.

but i'm not. so no, i don't need adoring sycophants to feel good about myself.

Anonymous said...

What word(s) would cause a post to repeatedly be removed within seconds after being accepted? It must be some keyword that triggers the spam filter into action. It isn't 'fuck'. Anybody know? CJ hasn't answered my emails yet.

starchaser said...

Glad your better....I find myself checking in every day now following your exploits. Keep writing

MrMike said...

I'm another fan who checks in almost every day. I, too, wish you well.
Mike

Anonymous said...

Filthy whore.

Anonymous said...

I bet the deleted posts r her name... It's not whore, slut, etc. she's been called every name in the book. I'd bet it's her name. That'd serve her right - someone find her out and everyone finds out n cj becomes the disgrace! Haha

Joe said...

...and the trolls continue. I wish they were at least interesting.

SandraM said...

After waiting several days for help getting my long comment posted, I will post it in pieces to see what happens. I apologize in advance for any difficulty this causes.

Well, thanks for the moral support, rdg-abe, but you may withdraw it when you discover I don’t share your views on the nature of CJ’s postings. Her blog is an authentic and insightful look into the world of massage parlor sex. I still appreciate the cordial invitation to stick around and know we share some commonality in our views about other posters here.

I didn’t expect to get flamed for my first post. Trolls such as the first responder are the bane of the internet. I bet CJ doesn’t appreciate his attack on a new commenter and I wonder who the fuck he thinks he is. Was I talking to him? As rdg-abe mentioned, he must have thought I was attacking his imaginary GFE to bark at me like a junkyard dog.

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SandraM said...

Anon #2:

No, I haven’t heard of Kevin Smith. Even after Googling up his bio, I am still uninformed about his blog-to-book success story. What does cherry-picking one phenomenal success story prove? Do you suggest that CJ’s blog matches his? That it’s a book already written and of publish quality? I politely disagree.

CJ’s entertaining style has merits and is above the literary noise but falls below the threshold mainstream publishers will accept without much more polishing. Who will do the polishing? At what cost? With independent publishing avenues available today, anybody can sell any printed material but it’s a market-driven free-enterprise system that will equalize the returns to the efforts. Who would buy a book to read what is available here for free?

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SandraM said...

CJ:

I only want to let you know about the pitfalls. I found your blog while doing some research. I’ve read your whole archive and all the comments because I was intrigued. What impresses me is your business savvy and practice of putting money aside for the future. I want to follow your exploits until I read about you opening your own business. You should stick with what you know, a tanning salon/spa is probably your best opportunity. You will be successful; I’d bet on that.

Your writing style is quite similar to mine. If you want to write a book, do it as a hobby, not as a career change, the money just isn’t there. Don’t spend one dime of your nest egg on it. I wish I could have made the money you’ve made and saved; I’d be in a better situation now if I had. But most of my life was spent as a stay-at-home mom raising kids since I was 22. If you want some motherly advice from some one nearly twice your age (60), I will send you an email so you have my addy and we can talk privately.

SandraM (aka PLA)

SandraM said...

Okay. Strange that some filter action removed part 2 of my 4-part rant. I can't imagine what word triggers the action. Let me try more posting to narrow down the offending prose.

Part 2a:

My post wasn’t derogatory but perhaps too compact for his limited comprehension. So he used six insulting words of his own and made two unfounded assumptions about my character and experience. I tried to be nice; I sugarcoated my original comment and gave background explanations for my motives and experience. It didn’t help. After a whiny complaint that I should have simplified it for him in the first place, he lathered on ten more insults and two further misinformed assumptions. He called me insulting? BTW, insultuous is not an accepted derivative and publish quality is a catchphrase in the publishing world.

SandraM said...

Part 2b:

Such vitriolic language from a person hiding behind nameless anonymity suggests arrested development of his social skills. Meaningful relationships don’t grow from such seeds. Sadly, years from now, he will be the old, bald, fat man buying his sexual experiences only in seedy AMPs. So anyway, fuck him. Already discussing him in the third person, I’ll never acknowledge his comments again. While stooping to his level of insulting strangers serves no purpose and will only bring on more bile from him, I am enjoying a brief moment of satisfying retaliation.

MrMikelobe1952@hotmail.com said...

Sandra M.
I found your comments to be quite thoughtful. I was hoping to find that you had a blog of your own, so that I could respond more fully, rather than hijack CJ's blog for an ever more tangential conversation, but it seems you do not have one.
Shame.
I'd be interested in hearing more about your attempt at publishing.
Mike

SandraM said...

For what it's worth:

I changed "dumbed down" in 2a.

I removed "{ smiling }" at the end of 2b.

I wonder which was the culprit. If this stays up, I'll really be confused.

rdg-abe said...

sandram: you have an error in your assumption. there is no authentic anything here. it is all fantasy, a sham.

i make no bones about being what we term a monger. cj is not a provider.

SandraM said...

Then why do you waste so much time here? You life is a sham.

Doom 3 said...

Amazing blog. Thanks for sharing all the details of a massage parlor. Count me in as a regular reader :)

Anonymous said...

retarded people do funny shit, sandy.

VEEE said...

CJ!! I finally finished reading all of your blog...will you marry me?? Have you ever seen the 80's movie Never Ending Story?? Reading your blog makes me feel exactly like the kid reading the book in the movie. I can't put it down...must continue reading...I must save CJ!!! I wait patiently for your next entry....

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Anonymous said...

Love this blog! Reading it here in Copenhagen, Denmark

Anonymous said...

Love this blog! Reading it in Copenhagen, Denmark

cj said...

I really need to answer the comments more often because you guys obviously can't be left alone for too long.

And to answer the most interesting question out of all this, no - I wouldn't insert a vibrator for a client. I have used one on my clit, but that's about it. Never thought about letting the customer operate it though.

CJ

Anonymous said...

Not trying to be creepy but I love ur blog and when ur sick I even feel bad for you. What's ur rate for a 1h massage? If I ever got u you would get and extra 100$ tip( after everythingveles is paid for)

nuru massage said...

Obviously is neglecting us now. Maybe she's upset with the tone if the comments- any human with feelings would be.

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Anonymous said...

I just started reading a few of these yesterday. On my phone reading your recent and old stuff for 3-4 hours striaght....can you say freak? Haha, im only 20, turning 21 in april. So I have a question do you or have you gave/given foot jobs or in your case foot releases? Have you written a page about those yet? As you can see I have a foot fetish.