Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Open For Business
Hey guys! I'm feeling much better now and back to work as usual. And unfortunately that means that I had to let Cindy go. She knew it was coming, so it wasn't a big deal. But while she was here, she did manage to reconnect with some of her old Regulars and set up some outcalls. And even during the peak of my mucous-fest, we got a request for a double massage.
That was an interesting session. When I tried to explain to "Charlie" that I wasn't exactly feeling 100%, he quickly pointed out "... those titties ain't sick..." Cindy and I have since decided to sell T-shirts with that quote on them.
Anyway, Cindy wanted nothing to do with me, so she stayed as far away from me in that 10x10 room as possible. It was kinda funny - I would massage a leg, then she wouldn't touch it afterwards. I would move to the bottom of the table, and she would move to the top. Well I enjoy fucking with Cindy's head as much as anyone else - but I knew I couldn't keep it up without leaving her SOMETHING to massage. That pretty much ruled out Charlie's penis. And the soft-core lesbian show - forget about it.
Well, I was quickly losing my energy so I turned the massage and happy ending over to Cindy while I took the job of "teaser." In other words, while she was doing all the work, I just had to act sexy and tease the shit out of him. It's harder than it sounds - especially when you can't breathe through your nose and keep coughing up things that are green.
So Cindy was on Charlies right side working his cock while I was on the left, pretending to be sexy. I have to admit to you right now - I fucking phoned it in. I stood there with my red nose, bags under my eyes, coughing, sneezing and blowing my nose (are you touching yourself yet?). I ran through my catalog of "Things Guys Like To Watch Girls Do" - only really really fast.
I grabbed my breasts and gave them a squeeze. Then I bounced up and down for a few seconds. I licked my nipples. I lifted my arms up and ran my fingers through my hair. Then I swayed left and right so The Girls were bouncing back and forth. Now before you think any of this is sexy, keep in mind I did all of them within the space of a minute.
THAT is how sick I felt.
Cindy noticed that I was pretty much being useless and realized she had to kick up her game. So now she starts to moan, squeeze her own breasts and lick her lips. It's like we're doing a slutty version of dueling banjos. But I'm tired and ready to sit down so I just give up. I realize that the best thing in this situation is to draw the attention away from me. I told Cindy to move over and let me finish him. I may not be much to look at, but I can at least perform a decent handjob.
Cindy's handjob technique is a good old fashioned single hand with a top twist. It puts a decent, rhythmic motion on the shaft combined with a burst of sensation on the head. Doesn't work for all guys but Charlie didn't seem to mind. I mimic her technique since guys usually don't appreciate a switch in the middle. The difference is instead of my whole palm, I take only my thumb and run it completely over the head in a quick snaking motion. I think it's more of a tease and not as overwhelming as the entire hand.
Cindy move over to the top of the table and lowers her breasts into Charlie's face. This is more like it and it finally works. Charlie cums in a loud groan and sort of spasms a few times. And none to soon because I really really really need to blow my nose at this point.
And take a nap.