Thursday, June 7, 2012

Q&A 7

Hey guys.  I've haven't been paying nearly as much attention to the comments as I should lately.  So today I'm going to try to catch up on your questions.

What did Maude say?
She won't tell me exactly.  When I asked her, I wanted to know so I could use it myself if needed.  She just said that from where she's from, she has assholes like that for breakfast.  I asked what she would have done if he had pulled a gun or something, and she said "Do you really think I've never had to stare down a guy with a gun before?" 

Holy crap - I'm glad she's on my side!!!

Have you guys avoided being placed on review sites such as xxxxxx and xxxxxx
You can't.  In fact, The Business is on several that include the northeast.  I just make a point not to give them any plugs because there are more than a few forums dedicated to finding me and The Business. 

What I can say about the escort/massage review sites is that they can be a blessing and a curse.  I say curse because they talk so much shit on those things.  I don't know how many times guys have posted total lies about me and what I will and won't do in the room. 

Then on rare occasion there will be a decent, truthful review about me.  And it doesn't necessarily have to be positive.  I've had guys flat out say don't bother seeing me if you want full service.  That's fine with me because it's true!  What I hate is when some asshole goes on and on about what a ripoff I am because I wouldn't suck his dick.  Hello - we're a MASSAGE PARLOR!!  If you're going to bother to use the review sites, at least do your homework and find out what kind of place we are first!

Hey CJ, can you give an idea of current prices for certain services?
I have described prices all over this blog.  Start with the blog entries I have highlighted on the side of the page here.  But if you are talking about  a particular kink or fantasy request, you can always e-mail me directly.  In general though, I usually charge $50 per "extra." 

Have any of your coworkers discovered the blog?
Trina and Cindy have known about the blog ever since the beginning.  In fact, I Trina actually did a guest post for me (she hated it).  And Cindy... well let's just say that letters and words aren't her thing.

Audrey never found out (thank goodness), which is almost a surprise considering how much she surfs the internet for anything related to The Business.  I swear, she will know about a post about us on one of those review sites within a day.  She's that good.  I don't know if she still does considering she doesn't work here anymore. 

As for Maude - if it's not on Ebay, then it doesn't exist.

The closet thing I've ever come to anyone finding out about the blog had nothing to do with the internet.  It was that disastrous Playboy Radio interview a few years ago that almost did me in.  Almost immediately after appearing as a call in guest, I had two people on the phone telling me they heard this woman on the radio who sounded just like me - AND SHE WORKED IN A MASSAGE PARLOR!

"Ha ha, isn't that funny" I said.  I never would have guessed how many people listen to that damn show.

I am curious about your crisis moment when you allowed the guy to finger you.  Why did you do that?
If you remember that story, I was at rock bottom.  I needed the money.  At least I thought I did.  Now the extra $100 I got that day is long gone.  But it took a very very long time for me to regain my self respect. 

What is the most amount of real O's Trina has ever had in a day?
Believe it or not, I actually did ask her this question when she finally confessed to me.  I think she said 5 or 6.  And it included fucking her boyfriend later that night.

You sometimes mention police raids or officers who try to infiltrate a Business.  I was wondering if you ever had an experience with anything like that?
Not as such - and not because we're lucky or we pay off anyone.  We see cops around here on a regular basis.  We're just smart about the whole thing.  Not being full service goes a long way in keeping you off the radar screens.

But don't get me wrong.  The local cops know we're here and they know we're a parlor.  They just leave us alone because when we're not jerking off horny truckers, we could be giving a therapeutic session to Officer Smith's Nana. And occasionally when Nana is not around, Officer Smith will stop by for a non-theapeutic session of his own.

As for stings, I'm not really worried.  First off, we can usually spot a cop a mile away because we know there are certain things they are allowed and not allowed to do in the room.  Second.  it's just not worth all the time and money for them to stake out a parlor, send in phony customers, and then entrap the girl for offering a handjob.  At the most all they're gonna get to stick in court is a public indecency or lewdness charge. 

And then when Nana gets upset because her favorite "girl" is gone...

I'm wondering if your parlor offers "doubles" i.e. 2 masseuses doing the massage. 
Yes we do, and we call them "Doubles" or "Four Hands."  It's basically double the price and with that you get 2 sets of hands performing the massage.  Guys tell me it's an incredible experience to get 2 separate areas of their body done at the same time.   As for the happy ending, we've discovered that unless you're hung like a porn star, it's rather awkward to have 2 girls perform the hand release.  So what we usually do is have 1 girl take care of the release, and the other girl will do a tease to sort of hurry things along.

When I'm in a double, I'll usually take care of the release while the other girl massages either his thighs or pecs.  If I really like the customer I'll occasionally, let the other masseuse do the release while I lean over the guys head and let The Girls bounce in front of his face. 

Really CJ.  How could you possibly not want to talk about Trina being sluttier than you thought?
Hey - I just discovered that too.  Besides, it's only been recently that she's started to share stories.  I mean, I thought I knew her, and what her sessions were like.  Boy was I wrong.  I hope to change all that with my new feature "Trina's Tale."

What's a phone book?
It's this thing that people used to get information about local businesses in the old days.  And right under the heading of "Massage - Non-Therapeutic," there were listings for your local massage parlor.  It used to be that simple.

But now with the internet, most people think you can find a parlor more easily online.   The problem is if you just google "massage parlor" and your home town, you'll probably get tons of nonsense and useless information.  Or if you're lucky enough to find a real post on Craigslist or any of it's clones, it'll probably be just phone numbers and vague references to "relaxation" or "soft touch."

A good old fashioned phone book, or even newspaper used to provide not just a phone number, but an actual address of genuine parlors in town.  Then it was up to you to decipher the ads to figure out if it's "that kind" of place or not. 

Call me old school, but I prefer it that way.  We have some ads posted on the internet, but it's just not the same.  I know that we need to embrace the future and try to get some online presence OTHER than the parlor review sites, where we get to control the content of the ad.  But it's so hard, especially since things like Craigslist have come down on the adult ads. 

Are there camera's in your room?
Not in the room, but on the premises. 

Are there secret passages in rooms just in case of raiding?
Are you kidding?  You try to build a "secret passage" using bonded labor, building permits, and landlord permission for all mods.

You're probably talking about something you've seen on TV or the movies.  That's one of the reasons why I hate "The Client List."  It's such bullshit and people just assume it's all real.  Take for example their back rooms.  I love the way all the girls just walk around half naked all day.  Now if that place was raided, you try explaining that you're a legit health spa when your employees are all wearing trashy lingerie.  

At The Business, we usually wear a poly shirt and slacks or jeans.  Very plain is the rule.  Cindy used to show up in tube tops and daisy dukes, but I had to say something.  

We also have another rule of nothing incriminating in the rooms.  No condoms, no lingerie, no sex toys - nothing.  If a customer wants to see us in lingerie, they have to bring it in themselves AND it must be new with tags.  Gawd forbid we ever are raided (or even inspected per the new laws), there will be NOTHING improper lying around.

Is sabotaging between competitors common?
In a way yes, but nothing like calling the cops and turning in our fellow masseuses.  At the most we'll bad mouth other girls at other businesses.  It's not good practice though because you never know when you're gonna be out of a job and knocking on the competitions door.   

I heard that sex-related industries are usually backed by gangs and mafias as a front for money laundering.
Some definitely are.  For example, we experienced a huge crackdown last year on massage parlors in this area.  Turns out that most of our local Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs) were being managed by organized crime out of New York City. 

I'm probably going to get a lot of shit from some guys about "not all parlors use sex slaves" - particularly from the west coast.  But fact of the matter is that I'm just reporting what was in the news as it was happening here.  The FBI got involved and they raided around 2 dozen places over the course of 18 months - most of them Asian.  They discovered that most of the girls were illegals who were trucked in from NYC.  And to top it off, one of the local "Mama-sans" was murdered in broad daylight shortly after her parlor was closed.

In comparison, the local American parlors are not run by the mob or gangs.  Assholes who harass and ripoff their girls maybe, but not organized crime.

Does it make me a whore if I want to do this for a living?
No.  It just means that you care deeply for your fellow man.  Really really deeply.

And that's it for Q&A 7.  Lots of weirdness going on around here, so I'll try to get to it next time.  Till then...



Anonymous said...

I tried a local AMP recently and after some hints she didn't understand I flat out asked if she could massage me down there. She pointed to the sign on the wall and said she'd get fired. There is a place nearby that has no sign on the door and a doorbell to get in. They advertise on CL but I don't see any hints in the ad that they give HE's. I'm a newby trying to get my first experience and boy it's hard to find the right place. I wish I was in your area. :)

As for your response re: rates. I just figured those were old and was looking for something more up to date. All I'm interested in is a HE and I don't know if that runs really high or what.

I found one forum post speculating that you are really a man fooling all of us. :)


Anonymous said...

I just discovered your blog and I'm liking it so far, you really do know how to write well and tell a great story. Now, I think I'll make my first comment a question:
What would you say to a man interested in giving an erotic massage for a living (or a supplement to his living)? How much of a niche do you think he'll be able to carve out serving, not just men, but women as well. Do you have any tips or pointers for advertising or 'offering' his extra services to his clients in an appropriate fashion? Might he be better off independent, or at a parlor?

I thought this might be a short or simple question, but if I keep going, you might need to make an entire post. Maybe it wouldn't be a bad idea, or you could point us in the direction of someone who's already done it.

Corey Bedwell said...

So I was wondering if you ever get women coming in to the business wanting a happy ending? What do yall do in that situation?

John Smith said...

My only objection is the blanket statement that all amp are fronts for sex slaves and trafficking. While there are some truths to the statement, it's not all true. All I know is I will be heading up to Tahoe this weekend with a one of them. And I'm not sure how she convince her master to let her go, considering I'm not paying her. So there's no money to be made for her and/or her master. I simply asked her to go and she said yes. And in about three weeks, I'm taking another to Wakiki.

Anonymous said...

Have you seen these guys on forums discussing pricing using a "secret code?" I think it's kind of silly if anyone can crack the code by reading a FAQ. Not sure how that provides any kind of security...

John Smith said...

These codes are more for deniability. FS means a girl who will go all the way. But in court, the perp can deny it's true meaning. Saying something like it stands for "foot scrub."

Anonymous said...

No, I was talking about pricing code. $.0 = $100; $$.0 = $200; $.50 = $150. No dollar sign, or .50 just = $50. Not like I'm giving away anything as the forum site has an abbreviations glossary.

John Smith said...

Samething, deniability. In court, the john or girl can argue what girl would have sex for $2.00.

Anonymous said...

So, do you have signs in The Business stating there can be no sex acts? I'm just curious if maybe that's just a cover for those not in the know. Each of the AMP's I've tried around me has signs posted like that and so far they have not deviated from them. :(

Anonymous said...

To those people from the west coast claiming that AMP's out here aren't connected to sex trafficking and organized crime, all I can say is you are sticking your head in the sand so you don't have to think about the hell that girl is living in while she smiles sweetly and fucks you.

Been involved in the Seattle area. Almost every AMP that has been raided up here has been connected to either Chinese, Vietnamese or Thai criminal gangs or mafia. The girls have *always* turned out to be illegals, often smuggled in via cargo containers. They are kept on premises, and told if they ever cause trouble their families will be killed back home.

Its ugly, nasty and pure evil. Anyone who would help fund such a business is a sleezebag.

I have little to no problem with businesses like CJ's. But the AMP's are not in the same league at all.

John Smith said...

You're the one making a blanket statement and we're the ones with our head in the sand?

Anonymous said...

Are there some AMP's that are not connected to sex trafficking and organized crime? Sure, I'm sure some exist. Its a big country. But its pretty safe to assume that about any you randomly wander into on any given day *are* connected to those things because it turns out to be true for the vast majority.

Soothe your conscience all you wish, but giving them money essentially makes you part of the crime. And the crime is one of the absolute worst that humans can commit.

John Smith said...
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John Smith said...

I think you luck is just worst than mine if every parlor you walk into is a front for sex traffic. The ones I've been to, the girls are all cordial. The ones that I befriended, we have breakfast and the occasional dinner together. And I had gone on vacations and cruises with a few. Like I said, I'm not sure what crime organization would let their girl go on a two week vacation to Hawaii and not be paid for it. That's an estimated loss of $28,000 for the two weeks she's not working, if the girl is popular.

Timmah said...

Do massage parlors card often? I'm 17 and I really want to try one here in PA, but I'm not sure of the "rules" so to speak.

Patrick Thacker said...

Hey CJ,

just recently found your blog and I've been working to get myself caught up when I find opportunities to read you're posts. very entertaining thus far but I have a question.

It seems to me like a happy beginning instead of a happy ending would be a much more appealing option for both you and the clients for a few reasons:

1. If you get it out of their system early on then the customer would probably only be grabby for 5 minutes instead of 50. If they're mellowed out then you can work uninterrupted.
2. Doing the early release sets you up for the double that the guy didn't know he wanted until he was bearing the end of his session and realized that hr had another round in him.
3. From a customer satisfaction perspective I know that if i'm looking forward to something sexual during the massage then I won't necessarily enjoy the massage itself as much but if the sexual stuff its out of the way then they can relax and enjoy a great massage to a body that already has a ton of dopamine flowing. This , I think, would especially apply to the newbies.

Just a suggestion that, if it hasn't already been addressed, might yield some positive results.

Either way, I'm really enjoying the blog thus far and look forward to following it I'm the future.

Best of luck to you CJ.


J.D. said...

Thanks for answering my questions (in a really funny way!!)

Anonymous said...

I recently found your blog and I love it, I can't stop reading older posts. I've been going to a LMT that practices in her house(I'll call her A) and she has another LMT do massage there as well(I'll call her B). The girl (B) is the one who gives me the massages. The massages have been deep tissue and I've been completely naked and sporting wood. My question is if there is any way to test girl (B) to give me more in the massage like a hand release. I want to know if i ask for inner thigh or hamstring area to trigger something or hint.