Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Freak Of The Week - Everything But The Kitchen Sink

I know I haven't done a freak of the week in a while, but I was recently inspired by a question someone brought up on Twitter.  I have to admit that recently there really hasn't been anyone all that freaky, so I'm going way back in time for this one.
The question was what is the most I've ever charged anyone?  Well, what I charge and what I've been tipped are 2 different things.  My typical sessions are usually around $150.  But when guys are generous, they tip on top of that.  So a couple extra bucks here and there isn't unusual.
As for what I charge, I usually have set prices for what we call "Extras."  Those are anything above and beyond the clothing options.  The most common extras I get requests for are breast release, dirty talk and foot worship.  
For most extras, I usually ask for $50.  Variations in the release (i.e. breast, butt, thigh, foot) I'll charge $100.  But the most expensive thing I charge for is roleplay, which I can get an extra $200 or more - depending on how extensive it is.  
My $50 extras include:
Dirty talk
Foot worship
Doubles (hand release before and after massage)
Lingerie (new with tags)
Heels (new with tags)
Excessive touching
Used panties
In general, these extras are just variations to the standard massage/happy ending session.  "Excessive touching" is more of a penalty than a tip.  If a customer is being too grabby/pinchy, I'll tell him it's an extra $50 and that usually ends it right there.  Now "Posing" is an interesting one.  That's where the customer insists on taking care of his own business, but he wants me in some very specific pose - like bent over a chair, or licking my nipples or something.
The $100 extras include:
Breast, thigh, butt, or foot release
Cum play
Costumes/wigs (new with tags)
Masterbation/Sex toys (new with tags)
Ball busting
In the $100 range, the session is usually less about massage, and more about fetish.  Apart from the different releases, the most common $100 extra is masterbation/sex toys.  But pics/video is quickly gaining in popularity.  This is a tricky one, but I'll allow a customer to tape or photograph his happy ending as long as it does not show my face AND I get final approval.  I've deleted videos/pics that I thought revealed too much.
I charge more for costumes than lingerie because instead of a tiny little piece of fabric to stuff The Girls in, they are usually a complete outfit that involves some complicated ritual to either put on or take off.  Catholic school girl outfit is easily the most common costume, but others include french maid and dominatrix.  Weirdest costume you ask?  Hands down - teddy bear.  Not even a sexy teddy bear either, but a furry body suit with ears to match.
Cum play is simply when the customer wants to ejaculate on anything other than his own belly.  It could be the wall, someone else's belly, whatever.  But the most usual requests are for The Girls and my feet.  Most unusual request?  A guy wanted me to shoot it back into his own mouth.  And it worked too - he was able to twist his head up just enough for me to reach it.  
Costumes are usually combined with cum play, so it ends up being quite a bargain (assuming you define bargain as paying someone to soil their clothes).  I don't know what it is about guys and their costumes, but I'd say 9 times out of 10, that costume is getting a semen stain.  And that 1 time out of 10 is usually because the costume is scattered in pieces on the other side of the room.  
Now this brings me to my most expensive extra - roleplay.  It starts at $200 and goes up depending on how involved it is.  
Most common roleplay scenarios:
Babysitter/School girl
Secretary/girl next door
The whole babysitter thing has been done to death, but it's still one of the common things I get asked to do.  It's pretty much the "you've been a bad girl" theme that usually ends up with a spanking.  As for the secretary/girl next door, I combine those 2 because they are the classic "seduction" fantasy.  I'm either the secretary taking "Dick-tation" or the girl down the block that they've been secretly daydreaming about.  Either way, it's often based on a real girl in their lives who won't give them the time of day.  This time, however, they'll be able to talk her into a handjob.  The babysitter scenario requires a costume, while the secretary one I can usually do in (and out of) my street clothes.
I'm not a domme in my personal life, but I've learned enough over time to cover the basics.  I've even tough-talked a couple men into orgasms.  Masseuse is my personal favorite roleplay.  Basically, I just play a less slutty version of myself that gets talked into giving a handjob.  Sounds simple, but it involves an active seduction on the guy's part for the entire session.  I end up saying a lot of things like "that's not allowed!" or "don't touch me there!" before finally switching to "OK... just this once."
Weirdest roleplay?  Little Bo Peep who lost her sheep.  Not kidding.  Had a full costume and everything (which ended up in a semen covered pile in the corner of the room).  And the roleplay I will not do under any circumstances?  "Daddy's little girl" and "Sex slave."  I'll do domination stuff, but on the flip side I will NOT do slave stuff.  Too risky to put yourself in that situation.  And the daddy stuff just freaks me out, so don't even think about asking.
And finally that brings me to the Freak of the Week.  This was the single most expensive session I ever had.  I remember this guy specifically because he didn't care how much anything cost.  This was back in 2007 when EVERYONE had money.  I would not have been surprised if he was a drug dealer, mobster, or just robbed a bank.
Anyway, he had a very specific scenerio he wanted to play out.  He wanted me to answer to "Tina" - a bartender who just finished her shift.  He was a customer who wanted to seduce her (roleplay - $200).  I guess you could say it involved a costume because he had a T-shirt and sweatpants from a local college that I had to wear (costume - $100).  
"Tina" was supposed to talk dirty to him, until he got a hard-on (Dirty talk - $50).  At that point, he would pull off the T-shirt and then "tear-off" my bra.  He didn't have a new bra with tags, so I basically had to sell him mine (bra - $50).  Then while I'm topless, I would begin to use my hand on him.  When he was about to cum, he would make me stop and pull the sweatpants off me.  He didn't want me fully nude because he also wanted to buy my panties when we were done ($50).  Finally, he would bend me over the table and do a butt release with my G-string in place ($100).  Total price - $550.

Being able to sweet talk that little tramp Tina into jerking him off and cumming on her ass - priceless.



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Unknown said...

Hey CJ thanks for the story love the blog. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you, that was a great post. Both educational and entertaining, everything the internet should provide.

Now, I've read your blog from start to finish over the last year and I wait excitedly for the next post now. Over the post I have seen a marked improvement in your story telling and you really need to do a book. As succesfull as 50 Shades of Grey has been you could fill that needed demographic of 'what do I read next?'.

Anonymous said...

Your blog always cracks me up,!!

XC said...

Awesome blog. Keep it going!

Anonymous said...

Hi CJ, another interesting story please keep them cuming...

Kelly said...

Interesting. I've never had such a massage but the way you describe your job is fascinating. You go into details that make me laugh and intrigue me at the same time.

Anonymous said...

Ever dressup as a nurse or doctor cj?

Lawrence said...

What's been going on with Derek? It's been a while since you mentioned him. Did that whole visit you at work thing blow off?

Also, I think you should post a pic of your boobs & or a full body or something. Of course no head shots to conceal your identity, supergirl. Please... pretty please. Not 1 but 2 cherries.

All this talk about releases on your various parts must make your readers curious. I know I am.

F said...

Hey CJ!
I confess myself very impressed! I've never been able to read someone's blog before I visited yours. So far you're the only one who has been able to write properly.
You seem like a very intelligent woman! Your writing is very intriguing, with the right amount of comedy. I can't remember exactly which post it was, but I remember how you made one of your posts like a recipe. I loved it!
Keep writing, I don't want to lose the only blog I care about reading. :)