Friday, August 3, 2012

The New Girl

OK... It's been a week now and the New Girl has still been showing up on time (more or less).  Not once has she been drunk, hungover, or high.  My purse has not gone missing.  No stalkers have appeared in our parking lot.  And she seems to have finally figured out how to properly give a happy ending. 

I think she's a keeper.  So I guess I better come up with a name for her.  Let's call her Britney.

Well, here's Britney's story...

She's a former exotic dancer who dabbled briefly in the world of internet escort.  Did the Craiglist/Backpage thing until she was almost killed by a client.  Now she's decided to find a happy medium where she can still make decent money her way, but in a safer environment. 

I've said before that dancer's usually make for bad masseuses.  That's especially true when they're still moonlighting as a dancer.  Britney gave up dancing a while ago and refuses (for reasons unknown) to go back to the local clubs.  That's fine by me since it makes for a more faithful employee.

The problem with strip clubs is that their working hours are always changing, and the girls will ALWAYS ditch the parlor for a decent shift at a club.  Can't blame them since it's usually better money.

Anyway, Britney tried out the online escort ads for a while, so she's no stranger to a penis.  I figured that experience would work out here and it did.  In fact, it worked out a little too well.  Let me explain.

I broke Britney in like I do most girls.  I had her sit in on a standard session just to see what goes on.  Let me tell you right now that even girls in the sex business often have the wrong idea about what goes on in massage parlors.  I explained that we're happy ending only, but with a freedom to be creative.  That first session with her I demonstrated a standard nude option with hand release.

Next training session, I had her try her hand at the massage portion - with disastrous results.  I swear it looked like she was trying to tenderize a piece of meat she had no intention of eating herself.  She didn't even have "girlfriend massage" skills.  So I took over and did my best to show her the basics of the "relaxing" massage. 

My "relaxing" technique is sort of a cross between Swedish and a watered down sports massage.  I like to hit major muscle groups with a little bit of extra pressure, while the rest is more gentle and caressing.  Truckers seem to prefer this technique because it's both sensual and therapeutic and the same time.

Afterwards, I had Britney practice her massage technique on Trina and myself.  Even had Kimmie give her some pointers.

Britney's next training session was in hand releases.  I brought her in on the tail end of one of my sessions and just turned her loose.  The guy didn't mind because for him it was kinda like getting a two girl option for free. 

Let me tell ya, Britney had no hesitation whipping off her top and getting to business.  I noticed was that she starts off with gentle caresses of the cock without any lotion or oil.  I usually go straight to oil, but going dry seems to work for some people.  As my customer got hard, she continued to work his dick with dry hands and gentle strokes.  For those of you who are not sure what I'm talking about when I say "dry hands" imagine a handjob using baby powder instead of oil.  The sensation is the same if done properly.

Well, she kept working his cock with a constant up and down motion, but I noticed she wasn't picking up the pace (hey - the clock is ticking here!).  Then without warning she drops her face straight down towards the head of his dick.  I swear my heart skipped a beat.  But at the last instant, she stops with her lips just a fraction of an inch over him.  Then she hocks a giant wad of spit onto her hand, then almost violently smears it on his shaft.

The guy's eyes got really really big.  Even he thought he had hit a gold mine for a second there.  Suddenly she picks up the pace of her strokes.  My guy actually sat up a little and let out a big moan.  She pumped a little faster and spit on him again for more lubrication.  Something must have been working because he suddenly sat up then threw himself back down on the table.  As semen began to drip up and over his cock, Britney slowed the pace down and used it to lubricate the hand release even more (a technique I thought I invented!).  Our poor little guinea pig shot a few healthy loads before he finally collapsed on the table.  She slowed down the stroking to the same pace of his breathing before she finally stopped to clean him up.

Damn she's good, I thought.  Don't need to critique her yet.  But I'm also a little scared about turning her loose.  She claims she "gets it" but I don't know.

Anyway, I think I may steal that spitting technique from her.  Shit - even I thought that was kinda hot.

CJ

20 comments:

The Finger said...

I need to stop readings these posts at work.

findinit said...

CJ, sounds like the new girl Britney isn't trained in massage.

I think you're underestimating the amount that guys appreciate the massage portion of the session.

You've mentioned many times that a competent massage in addition to a happy ending is what sets the Business apart from other places and that you often give 'therapeutics' to appear legit. The guys that come are expecting that.

It sounds like her clients are getting shortchanged. What do you think?

Anonymous said...

CJ, I think you buried the lead here. An escort client almost killed her?! What were the details of that? That sounds like a hell of a story!

XC said...

If I were in the east coast, I would definitely visit your place!

Anonymous said...

I am on the east coast. Where are you CJ?

Anonymous said...

What has happened to Melissa Blade/Annabelle Baxter?

Unknown said...

Could you PM me with your address and/or contact information? I would love a session.

Joe said...

"What has happened to Melissa Blade/Annabelle Baxter?"

She posted a brief, 'I'm ending this" comment and then shut down her blog -- didn't even leave up the old posts or anything. Reading between the lines, I think she met someone (she alluded to this -- said the guy was a client who "smelled like cotton candy" and she had tremendous chemistry with), fell in love, and decided to quit the business and the blog/sex writing business. She once made a comment to the effect that she didn't think you could successfully have a relationship and be an erotic masseuse. Good for her -- and too bad, cause I miss her writing. But I'm glad if she's happy.

Anonymous said...

I agree with another poster. Would be great if you posted some updated pictures to go with your stories!

Unknown said...

not sure i would like getting spit on seems just crude to me.

Anonymous said...

For sure she needs to work on the massage part too. If I lay down and the girl went straight for my crotch, I'd feel short changed. I certainly wouldn't expect professional massage therapy, but some sensual lead up to the final result is way better. I'd be interested to know whether, in your experience, most guys feel that way? Or they just there to get down to business?

Anonymous said...

Zoey said...

CJ, I find your blog very entertaining. It's very fun. If you like you can stop by at my blog...www.askzoey.com. I am an erotic masseuse, too and I completely understand your point of view. Take care...

Anonymous said...

I just wanted to say Thanks for one of the most entertaining blogs I've read in a while CJ! This thing has literally kept me up the past two nights reading, lol. You're hilarious and have clearly honed in your chosen craft.

I'd like to visit one of these parlors one day just to scratch it off my bucket list. It's truly a tragedy that you wish to remain so anonymous because clearly your level of skill and understanding would be PERFECT for all of the many first timers like myself out there. Oh well, sux for us!

Either way, Thank you for such an entertaining blog! You've definitely got a new fan! :)

Totally off topic but, May I ask what your astrological sign is?

DiamondBill said...

Hey CJ...love the blog.

Great post on "The New Girl". I seem to remember you were trying out another girl recently who had the opposite problem (licensed masseuse but clueless when it came to the ending).

It made me wonder...All other things being equal (comes in on time, no drug issues or psycho boyfriends) which would you rather have? Someone with great massage skills but is squeamish about the extras or someone who gives an amazing happy ending but gives a mediocre massage? (obviously, having both is better, but if you had to choose one which one of the lacking skills do you think is easier to train)?

AnnabelleBaxter said...

I agree with one of the other posters....what the story behind new girl being almost killed?

Joe said...

Nice to see you again, Annabelle!

Shannon Rae said...

It's so hard to find good help, so I've very happy for you! I'm sure you're very relieved.

Lawrence said...

Hey CJ. Since you write of the new girl. What was your year one like? How long were you a CMT before adding extras? What were the first extras you started doing? Do you remember the first time? What was that story? How'd you feel after?

cj said...

Findinit and Diamondbill,
That's the problem isn't it? Anyone can jerk a cock, but a quality massage is hard to find. And that's what sets us apart from the other parlors around here.


Annabelle,
Is that you? Shoot me an email and let me know what's happening with you.

I'll try to get her story out of her, but I don't know if I want to go there.


Lawrence,
I told that story a long time ago!
Short answer - I worked a couple years as a LMT before switching over. And at first I was LOUSY at the happy ending.

CJ



danielle said...

Thank you very much for your blog. When I go sensual massage more times it is massage til the last remaining minutes then happy ending time. When beginning I hint prostate massage, sometimes she gently probes I let her know I want it. Some masseuses agree to give prostate some don't. Here in Vancouver, BC some are Asian, Caucasian also. I definitely request spitting happy ending some agree some don't.