Monday, August 20, 2012
The Britney Situation
Someone asked me which employee would I prefer... A good masseuse with a bad happy ending, or a bad masseuse with a wicked happy ending? Well, I got both. Kimmie is my good masseuse who still pokes at a dick like it's going to bite her hand. And then there's Britney who definitely knows her way around a penis, but the rest of the guy is unfamiliar territory. I really don't know what it's like to fuck her, but I can only imagine it never really gets much past whipping your cock out.
I guess the question is which is easier to learn - decent massage techniques, or enthusiastic joy of the cock? And from what I've seen so far...
I'm surrounded by idiots. I'm seriously thinking of sending in Kimmie to start the job and Britney to finish. Sort of a tag team session. But seriously, I think Kimmie is finally starting to come around. Well, maybe not so much that she's coming around, but that her customers are starting to accept the inevitable lackluster handjob after a fantastic full body sensual massage. As one of my customers once said, "Even when sex is bad, it's still pretty good."
I still haven't gotten Britney to open up about the incident that got her to quit escorting. But, she did tell me about how she did business. She would get a hotel room by herself or with another girl. Then they would post an ad on the internet with their hours and a phone number. Guys would call the number where they would be told how to find the room.
Britney won't tell me exactly what happened that made her want a career change, but she did tell me that she had been robbed a few times in "deals" gone bad. It was only a matter of time before she either quit or made the obituaries, so she was ready to bail anyways when a guy tried to kill her.
And now it's my job to convert her into an erotic masseuse. Believe it or not, it's actually harder than just telling her NOT to insert any customer parts inside her body. She just doesn't seem to get that it's not all about the handjob. I have to keep reminding her that the happy ending should be just the last five minutes and that she has to do SOMETHING ELSE to keep her client happy for the other 55 minutes. She keeps cutting their times and jumping straight to the end. Believe me, that's not how you get a repeat customer.
So that's all I got on Britney for now. I still have hope for her, so I'm not going to get rid of her just yet. Next time I'll tell you the story of our first lesbian show.