I promised you this story last week, but as you can see, I was in no hurry. I guess you could say it's one of my "extras" that I'm not exactly enthusiastic about. It's really something that I'm not asked to do much nowadays. Now that I think about it, I've only been asked for it maybe twice in the last year.
Now back in the day... Cindy and I had a whole routine we used to do. Back then we'd get asked to do a show maybe once a month. And believe me, it takes a lot of practice to look like you're having sex with a girl without actually having sex with a girl.
It's not like I don't like Cindy. It's just that I think she's a nasty skank and I really never wanted to swap any bodily fluids with her. So we did a lot of easy visual stuff that guys liked. Take for example the fact that a man lying on a table in a dark room with most of his blood flowing away from his brain cannot focus on anything too clearly.
Cindy and I would spend most of our time at the foot of the table. From that angle, you can only really see us from the waist up. So one of our moves would be to bend the other girl over the table and pretend to finger fuck her. The guy would see me standing behind Cindy, so he couldn't tell where my hand really was. And with Cindy's overly dramatic "O" face - he wouldn't care either.
When we weren't pretending to finger each other, we did a lot of titty stuff. Men LOVE it when a girl touches another girls breasts. Cindy and I did not disappoint either. I found her giant fake breasts fascinating and I could play with them all day. Not because I was turned on by them, but because they were so different from mine.
What guys don't understand is that for us, other women's breasts are no big deal. We can squeeze, pinch, rub and tweak each other all day and it's totally clinical. Hell, when Cindy first got her new boobs, I used to examine them in the back office. So breast play is no big deal to us, but a major turn on for customers. And believe me, we used this to our advantage.
Most of the show was really us fondling each other. Lots of rubbing and caressing, with the occasional nipple pinch. We wouldn't suck on each others nipples, but I would flick my tongue over Cindy's if I thought it would help the customer finish himself (which they almost always do during the lesbian show). Ironically, I was freaked out at the thought of Cindy licking my nipples, so she would have to fake it.
That was then. This is now and Britney is an even skankier version of Cindy. So when I was asked to "lez out" with her I was reluctant. But then he agreed to pay us an extra $150 each and suddenly Britney was looking pretty hot.
Now keep in mind that we have no routine. No rehearsals. No rules. No history. Just two naked girls who have just been paid a lot of money to get really friendly really fast. Well, since I am the boss, I took the lead and tried the old bent-over-the-table trick. The problem is that my background is erotic massage and Britney's background is escorting. So when I started poking her inner thigh with my fist, she didn't get it. Britney actually took my hand and tried to guide it to her pussy.
I swear I jumped up. My mouth said "let's do something more romantic " while my eyes said "Not with our customers dick."
The breast fondling didn't go much better. Britney didn't take any cues from my fake licking of her tits. She planted a firm kiss on The Girls before going straight for a nipple. Remember what I said about Cindy? Well, Britney caught me off guard and before I knew it she was actually sucking on my right breast.
Well, I remembered that I had a rather decent payday waiting for me on the other end of this nipple suck, so I hid my displeasure by letting out a big moan instead. Funny how well that worked out for us. Our guy let out his own moan and finished all over his own belly. Since then, I have set Britney down and explained to her how the lesbian show really works around here.
And in case you guys were wondering, I have not asked Britney to "practice."
CJ
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Britney sounds like my kind of girl. No offense CJ, you just sound boring sometimes.
I can't believe there are men out there willing to pay $300 for a show like that! However, I would have liked to been a fly on the wall watching you in action! Ha ha!
Ha Ha...too funny. And yet, I am oddly aroused after reading it.
A bodyrub place in town used to advertise that the ladies would kiss each other for an extra $200. That's a bit harder to fake, and they got a lot of takers.
tell us the shower stories
Very interesting how you fake the lez act! Funny how Britney couldn't take the hints and follow your lead. lol.
Sorry CJ but I'm am so curious about a guy with the first letter starting with a D. just give us a hint, It's going fine or he's no longer in the story.
Just discovered your blog. Lots of funny stuff here and really informative.
Honestly, I would much rather have personal 1-on-1 interaction with a masseuse than a lesbian show.
So, I'm a young guy. 26. And my overall take is this: I don't go to parlors often, but when I do I make sure that at the end of the day I learn something new either about myself, women in general, or the masseuse in question. And that's the challenge I set for myself, and at the end of the day the insight I get is priceless. And entertaining. I remember one time I challenged the masseuse to find the most creative way to tug. It was hilarious and sexy at the same time.
Sex is very easy to get so I think going to parlors just for that is a bit meh.
I also use these opportunities to work on my control. I'd get them to do something that would get me off really fast on purpose, so I could practice prolonging it.
Humans are sexual beings. There is a lot to learn from masseuses and I have enormous respect for them.
Just saying :P
Pretty cool how you pretended to fuck your friend in order to give the guy the arousal he wanted. Most women usually say a guy is too rough with their tits. But they never talk much about how a woman handles their tits when they get the chance to paly with them. So it seems, anyway.
Btw, I don't know if you care or not, but I gave you a couple of awards on my latest blog post. I know I don't come to your blog as often as I would like to, but I do find it interesting and entertaining.
I never could understand why many guys are so obsessed with watching 'lesbians' (quoted because usually there s a lot of fakery). I was married to a bi woman for a number of years and it always made me uncomfortable when she flirted with women. Honestly, I preferred her flirting with men.
We once went to a photographer who was doing some nudes of her as part of an exhibition. When she told him about the bi part, his tongue practically fell out, while I was thinking 'come on, guy, get a grip'. It's not all it seems.
She eventually did a shoot with him with a black girl with an almost identical body to her. But it was more of an artistic session, not very sexual.
I prefer straight girls.
Ooooh that just sounds so uncomfortable, CJ! Having to fake sex with someone who doesn't understand, you really bring that feeling across well.
Hi CJ I am a female LMT that just moved to Southern California. Your blog was recommended by another therapist after discussing how different massage is interpreted in California. Legit massage is extremely underpaid in comparison to where I used to live. So many places offering $40 one hour massages. East coast was $55 to 75 and that is without any options or extras. I found out quickly that advertising higher rates has brought a lot of requests for options and extras. All that being said, I am enjoying your blog and it has been extremely informative. Thank you.
CH
So you enjoyed with the boy here.
I wonder how Britney and Trina would treat the two girl show.
"It's not like I don't like Cindy. It's just that I think she's a nasty skank and I really never wanted to swap any bodily fluids with her."
This blog always cracks me up.
Britney doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. Did she think he could actually see her pussy and would know you were 'faking it'? Strange.
Bill
I am so sad that this is your life...Where is your mother???? You're a child!!! (spa-curious.com)
I'm curious, you know some of the guys have a SO, so how do you rationalize what you do? Don't you realize it's disrespectful to these women to be an accessory to this cheating? Do you hate women? Or do you hate men so you're proud of yourself taking advantage of them being willing to pay you to do these things? Seriously, you can't possibly be emotionally healthy.
CJ,
I love love love your blog!!! I have a few questions I hope you can help with. Realistically, are the girls that work in massage parlors always young and model-like? Would you ever hire an attractive, full-figured but sexy woman in her late 30's? Or do your customers always request the younger slim ones?
give us the shower story
First time here... Kelly, over at "Psycho Carnival" had you listed as an award winner. Thought I'd give you a read. Holy shit! He sure can pick 'em.
Excellent and descriptive writing! Take care.
Okay CJ bout time for another post!
I didn't know there were services like that. Interesting, thanks for the eye opener. Very hot story. ;)
Just found your excellent blog, currently really enjoying reading through your archive from the beginning in 2007 - looks like I've missed quite a bit!
Want to post some comments soon on previous pages, thinking I should also 'share' my first experience of moving over to the 'dark side' - i.e. before I only went for 'therapeutic' massages!
FIrst time I've commented on someone's blog too!
Hi CJ! Long time reader, first time commenter. I can't believe Britney didn't pick up on your cues, and for your sake I hope she learns the ropes quickly!!
Your updates always manage to entertain me, and I've found several of them to be rather enlightening. I think it takes a lot of bravery to do what you do (both the blogging and the actual release part), and I really admire you for it.
Just found your blog. Extremely well written, genuine, and engaging. You may have missed your calling. :0) The information you have here is very much appreciated. For those of us who are taking our first steps into this arena, you are a veritable treasure trove. Keep up the tremendous work.
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