Saturday, February 23, 2008

That Lying, Stealing Bitch

s you may have noticed, yours truly CJ has been gone for a while. I had a really bad cold and remained bedridden for a week. So when I was finally well enough to leave the house to run some errands, I ran into a regular customer of mine – Sugar Daddy Brad (SDB I call him for short, but the whole “Sugar Daddy” thing I’ll talk about later – I could write a whole book on them alone). Well, I’m walking in the store when I hear…”Thanks for blowing me off CJ.”

Since I wasn’t expecting to see him in public, it really caught me by surprise. I run into customers outside the business now and then and it's usually awkward for them, but since this is one of my favorite guys, I don't mind. Anyway, SDB was giving me a real dirty look. “What are you doing here? I thought you were busy,” he said sarcastically. I told him I was home all week. “What are you talking about? I made an appointment with you today, and Audrey said that you were too busy to see me when I got there and…” This is where my hand shot up in his face.

“Audrey said what?” I said angrily. Now my face was turning red. I knew where he was going with this, and it was confirming some things I’ve been suspecting for a long time. It’s the kind of work politics that I wasn’t planning on talking about here, but today I am PISSED.

Now SDB is looking at me a little uncertain, like he’s just figured out he’s said something wrong. “When I got to the Business today, Audrey said that you were booked and that I could see her instead. Then we got into a little fight because she wouldn't take NO for an answer. But before I left, I told her to tell you that I thought it was bullshit what you were pulling. That’s what happened!”

So that’s it – my boss has been stealing customers from me. And one of my regulars!!!! That is such bullshit! It’s like taking money out of my pocket! I told you guys before that times have been tough lately, but this is no excuse to steal customers from each other. I mean, I expect that kind of behavior from Luna, BUT NOT FROM MY OWN BOSS. Now if you’re thinking this is not a big deal – what’s a few dollars between coworkers every now and then? – it’s a really big deal with our regulars.

Regulars” are guys who’ve chosen 1 girl and see her on a regular basis. “Floaters” are guys who enjoy playing the field and will wander freely between masseuses, and even businesses. Now “Sugar Daddies” are a special category. Basically, they’re Regulars who tip very well. So that’s why stealing 1 is a big deal. SDB I can count on for a couple hundred bucks ABOVE my normal tip. And that's why I’m so mad!

But now that the cats out of the bag, I'll start telling you guys all the dirty little secrets about Audrey instead of just mine. Payback’s a bitch – BITCH.

Now lets get back to what’s pissing me off. AUDREY IS FULL SERVICE. There – I’ve said it. I’ve been suspecting it for a while and now it’s confirmed. I don’t know what to say. She’s been lying all this time about how we conduct business. She’s been stealing customers from behind all our backs. And now we’re crossing that line between massage parlor and whorehouse.

Now we all take liberties from time to time in the rooms with special customers (or if the money is right, LOL). But I have NEVER NEVER NEVER gone down on a customer, or let him go down on me. And I have never let anyone stick anything anywhere in my body. That's what hookers are for.

And what about the business? If 1 girl goes full service, then business starts to slide her way and the rest of us lose money. Then that puts pressure on the rest of us to follow suit. Then the clientele changes over to that sleazier element you normally see at the Asian places. Finally, the neighbors start noticing, reporters start taking pictures in the parking lot, and finally the cops start showing up.

So where does that leave me? As of right this minute, Audrey doesn't know that I figured out what she's been up to - stealing clients and going all the way. Let me tell ya, when your livelihood has been threatened and your boss betrays you and you can't pay the bills anymore - it tends to fuck up your day. I know you guys all think that I have no morals, but that's not true. I've drawn a line, and I've kept to it all these years. And I don't plan on crossing it just to make a buck.

I don't know what I'm going to do right now. I'll be back at work this weekend, and I'm not sure what I'm going to say to her. It's gonna be tough not telling that bitch off to her face. Wish me luck.

CJ

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hey

Anonymous said...

Do all the massage places offer your kind of service?

cj said...

Read the first couple of posts I did. Depends on the place, but in general the Asian places offer full service. Also, the sleazier looking the joint, the better chances of full service. The Happy-Ending-Only places (like us) are tougher to spot since we exist in that weird gray area between the real spas and the brothels.

Anonymous said...

well I would pay a months salary for a breast release from you, based on your pic

cj said...

Why thank you! But typically I only charge about $200, on top of the regular session tip. And I've only done them for regulars. I guess there's a comfort factor that needs to be established first.

Hey - you just gave me a great idea for a new post! Thanks!

CJ

Anonymous said...

can we establish a comfort level electronically? I would hate to drive from NE Ohio, and not get to give it a go.

cj said...

LOL - I never thought of using this blog thing for advertising!

Unless you're a trucker passing through SE PA on a regular basis, you're better off hitting your local places and establishing a generous relationship with a local girl. She'll appreciate it!

Anonymous said...

I don't know, I think it might be worth it! Looks nice.

cj said...

Thank you so much! I wish we had more people like you around here. But if I can encourage more people to go support their local businesses, and have a great time in the process, then I'm happy.

CJ

Anonymous said...

Well... support THAT local business, not the other ones where the girls talk funny and don't work with whitey, of course. Let's just call 'em "slaves" so we can rat 'em out and sleep at night.

Fact: some AMPs are HJ only, too.

Fact: $200 buys you EVERYTHING in the brothels that CJ derides - no need for "comfort", investing in being a "regular", or never ending negotiations.

Fact: when I saw that title, I really thought that CJ was about to confess!