Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Christmas Spirit

I mentioned last time that things around here were pretty glum before Maude showed up. Typically Christmas here at The Business was just that - all business. We're usually pretty busy because of Thanksgiving, hunting season, and Christmas. And Audrey was never really one to decorate for holidays since she considered it in poor taste. I mean, come on - just because a guy is sitting in the lobby waiting to get his dick rubbed, doesn't mean a ceramic Easter Bunny on the counter is going to kill him.

Another reason why things get down is because the customers are all pretty moody. Most of them are grumpy because they've been on a 3 week spending spree and they're broke by the time they get to us. Around Thanksgiving and hunting season, everyone is still in a good mood because they've still got money. But by mid December, customers start turning into the Grinch. And now every session all I hear about is how expensive everything including THIS massage. Hey - I gotta buy presents too buddy.

So this year the mood is different because the place is decked out and we actually get to feel like we're doing something festive. And you wanna know what the biggest hit has been? Our holiday getups! Turns out the guys appreciate our little festive atmosphere. I don't know how many times I've been asked to keep the Santa hat on (and nothing else) during session.

But what's really been interesting has been the holiday lights. Trina got all of us these battery powered necklaces made up of Xmas lights. So this new trick we do in the room is to turn the lights down and wear just the necklaces.

For a topless, I'll drape the lights around my neck and across The Girls. For the most part, the guys love it because in the dark the only thing they can pretty much see are these multi-colored breasts moving around the room. Another thing I've tried is tying the lights around my waist during a nude massage so my butt is lit from above and my breasts from below. One customer called it "sexy as shit" because the way the lights and shadows move made it very teasing.

On another good note, 2 customers have commissioned me as their personal holiday shopper. I spend my down time at work on the laptop digging up gift ideas and placing orders. So ladies - you may have to thank me for that "perfect" holiday gift from your spouse this year.

I'm actually gonna miss it when we have to take everything down next month. Between that and business going dead (it usually does in January) it's gonna get depressing around here really quick.

CJ

10 comments:

Laura said...

CJ,

It's always really interesting and fun to read your blog -- I'm in a completely different field entirely (I'm a biotechnology/cytotechnology student), but it's fun to live vicariously through you when reading these posts. Keep the entertainment coming, and happy holidays!

Thrush said...

Damn I wish I could've experienced the "sexy as shit".

Anonymous said...

CJ, thx for your response in the previous post regarding my legit MT. Here's the thing, I'm not sure if she can tell, that's my problem. I definitely don't moan and stuff, I don't want to be one of "those guys". I'm just wondering if you think she would notice maybe my breathing getting a bit deper and my heart racing faster. Because otherwise, I am trying to be a "gentleman" and not give out any signs. Would you notice that?

Joker_SATX said...

Well, here is hoping that you make out OK (Financially) CJ. This year seems to be tight money wise for a lot of people.

BillyBob said...

I think that "sexy as shit" would make a great profile pic!

Dude said...

Picture!!

Continuous But Plural said...

It's awesome that you're getting to do some personal shopping again. I think that was when I first started reading, your post about going shopping with a guy who was nervous in malls and you gave him a hand job in his car to calm him down.

Anonymous said...

CJ, here's a heartwarming Christmas video for you. After you click on the page, pause the video to give it time to load.

http://www.filecabi.net/video/trappedclaus.html

Merry Christmas!

Anonymous said...

Add html to the end of that link. It was cut off somehow.

Anonymous said...

the santa hat got me thinking - when it comes to visual requests are you generally happy to comply - i.e. certain poses and so on - or does it depend on the client?