Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Poll Results So Far

First of all I would like to say Thanks to everyone who dropped by and said "Hi." Now I have a much better idea of who reads this crap and why.

Well it looks like the boys still outnumber the girls exactly 2 to 1. That's kinda funny considering it was the same a year ago. Oh well.

Now what you guys would like to see more of is interesting. To sum things up, the girls would like more stories and "secrets" while the boys want pictures. Well girls, you're in luck because secrets and stories are easy. Boys - it's tough to deliver because you know I guard my privacy.

I know this is gonna sound totally made up, but it's the Gawd's honest truth. I actually tried to come up with a new profile pic about 3 or 4 months ago. Remember what I said before about girls and cameras and alcohol don't mix?

Well Cindy and I went over to Trina's after work to have a few drinks. The subject of the blog came up and after a couple of beers I asked the girls to help me come up with a suitably anonymous picture. I tried a few poses wearing dark glasses, then Cindy and Trina wanted to pose with sunglasses too. To make a long story short, after SEVERAL more beers and a few dares, tops came off, breasts were everywhere, and Cindy and I even ended up having a "Titty Fight."

Needless to say, we all agreed the next day that NONE of the pics were suitable for publication. Sorry guys!

CJ

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tell us about the pictures, then don't post any....

Why do you tease us guys so mercilessly???

AJ

yank my nutz said...

Can't you just cut your head out of it or exchange it with Britney Spears? Don't you also have a story about videotaping sex or something that you were going to tell? You love the camera.

Royce said...

"Needless to say, we all agreed the next day that NONE of the pics were suitable for publication. Sorry guys!"

Nooooooooooo! You are cruel.

For that I'm gonna have to ask you: is the "20-something" part of you profile still applicable?

Joker_SATX said...

Cropping...sweetheart...the magic is in the Cropping. Faces need not apply if you are uncomfortable with it.

dan said...

I think the titty fight part is another one of those whitelies, but, damn, that story is almost as hot as a new pic would be.

Joker's right though. Try http://www.picresize.com ... super easy.

Anonymous said...

I think the whole titty fights is a myth to keep you guys waiting and interested while CJ's trying to come up with stuff she's gonna write in the future.

So she lied, because it's absolutely convenient... Suckers!

CJ: No pics= no proof= didn't happen

ReflexVE said...

Nice one CJ, and fits so well with your previous post!

Royce - Why, does she have an expiration date? I'd say "She's whatever age you need her to be..."

Anonymous said...

That would be great to have a look at Trina and Cindy too... a couple of full service broads.

Sex Toys Canada said...

What a shame ;) Boobs, girls fighting, boobs.... I'll just have to dream!

Anonymous said...

just don't show your face on the pic.... and we would love to see your lovely body...

Double Trouble said...

After a post like that its as if you threw chum in the water teeming with great white sharks (or in this case, teasing guy's fantasies almost coming true).

What are you going to say next to get the ladies dancing around with excitement?

Anonymous said...

Bullshit Alarm Bell

My bullshit alarm bell went off with the” Titty fight story” – it’s just not credible and I think you’re too used to teasing and lying to guys.

I guess it becomes second nature after doing it for over a decade but it’s a huge turn off. Guys enjoy the honest stories about what goes on behind the door and under the sheets in the massage world.

You’re off the clock so you don’t need to tickle our balls - just be yourself.

Blue Balls

dan said...

Why you gotta bring a bunch of negativity to a fun post, Blue Balls? It's not that CJ *can't control* herself about lying to guys; she knows exactly what she is doing. We're very lucky that she shares her real thoughts about the business, and you're right that's why so many people love her blog. But that doesn't mean she can't tease us once in awhile too ... think of it as a sample of the dirty creativity she uses while in session.

Anonymous said...

No, I'm with "blue balls" as I've noticed that from another provider-blogger. There's that "lying whore" quality, so to speak... and I like whores. But I know better than to take what they say to the bank.
They sell fantasy, and there's a lot of manipulation involved in separating guys from their money. Of course, most women are gifted that way.
I would enjoy full disclosure and honesty better, but again, I know better.