Monday, November 23, 2009
Mother Of All Massage Weekends - Thanksgiving
Well it's that time of year again. Time to enjoy that last little bit of spending cash you still have. It's your last chance to do something for yourself for the next 6 weeks. And it's that desperately needed bit of stress relief that you're gonna need to survive the Holiday Season.
Yes, I'm talking about your annual Thanksgiving Erotic Massage.
This is THE biggest massage weekend of the year. I hope all of you guys out there have been taking notes and are ready to go see your local masseuse sometime this week. And you know you can - When else will you have a wallet full of money and an excuse to drive cross country by yourself? Come on... You know you wanna!
We're all ready here at The Business. The schedule for this weekend is up and we're all planning on doing double shifts at least once this week. I'm giving up part of my traditional Black Friday spending frenzy, but it's worth it. It's all about being there to support my loyal customers - right?
Anyway, I see that my lazy-shit Techno Nerd hasn't put up those links on this website like he said he was going to. So let me try to do it here.
For all you newbies out there, here is a cheat sheet on what you need to know to get your first erotic massage. Just click on the link.
1) How to find a massage parlor.
2) What to expect during a typical erotic massage.
3) Massage parlor codes and lingo.
4) How to ask for a Happy Ending.
5) Why you should avoid Asian massage parlors.
6) Massage Parlor Etiquette.
I think next week I'll do a poll to see how many of you guys actually went this weekend. I know here at the Business we see a bunch of newbies at this time of year. And with the economy getting better I hope this is way better than last year.
Since I was so lame last week, I'll try to make it up to you guys by doing more updates and answering more questions this week.