Friday, February 19, 2010

Handjobs for Pizza

By the way - I was reading through some of the comments last week about the guy who brought us pizza in the snow. Well I now realize that men would prefer a handjob to getting paid for pizza.

I JUST now got that.

When I was telling that story, it never even occurred to me that "Knight" would have preferred the happy ending to the money. That's why my attitude was like "fine... I hope you're happy with just this handjob..."

I mean the guy was gone for over an hour, driving in the snow. And he must have spent at least $30 on the all the food and drinks. I would have wanted to be paid back! It just didn't occur to me till right this minute that Knight got what he considered the better end of the deal.

If he were my Regular, I would have forced him to take the money and then given him a happy ending just as a "thank you." But that's just me. Sometimes I find it hard to understand the male brain.

It's funny, I've been doing erotic massage for so long that I sometimes forget that there's a reason why it's called a "happy ending." For me, 99% of the effort is in the massage portion. The last 1% is easy. Like I've said before, for most guys the handjob is pretty much up, down, repeat as necessary. But you try working out the kinks on the back of a 250 lbs. trucker who's been sitting down for 16 hours - THAT'S hard.

So anyway, let me give you a quick update on what's going on around here. I spoke with Audrey at length yesterday about when she's supposed to come back. I told her I'm managing quite fine without her, but we could use an extra set of hands (pun intended) for some of the busier shifts. Audrey told me point blank not to count on her coming back anytime soon, but I do have the OK to hire anyone I like.

I guess that's something. The quality of girls that have been dropping by lately has been lacking. I have a couple people in my little black book I may call up and see if they're interested. I'd much rather work with a Ho I know than one I don't know (Little Red - please forward your resume and 2 references).

Have a good weekend guys and watch out for that snow! You never know where you'll get stranded.

CJ

14 comments:

JB said...

CJ,

I just came across your blog (no pun intended) and I've really been enjoying your posts. I have to say that I admire your fortitude and your wonderful sense of humor. I guess that comes in handy in the Business.

Please keep posting, and best of luck on finding a new girl and also on getting your own salon one day soon.

-JB

Little Red said...

hahaha, yes I will send them to ya!

Al Sensu said...

NOW you understand us.

Anonymous said...

Haha, good to see you now understand our mathematical equation. Regardless of thoughtfulness or extra time spent driving in snow, it's pretty simple:

Dinner with 2 women and $30 HJ >>>>>>> $90 HJ.

I'm sure what he saved easily covered his gas money.

性感的我 said...

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Sevesteen said...

Since I haven't had a professional massage yet I don't know for sure, but I suspect that I'd rather hang out "off the clock" and eat pizza with women in their PJ's than get a session. I'm nearly certain that I would enjoy a happy ending volunteered under those circumstances considerably more than one I'd paid for.

Kelly said...

Gee, now I'm wishing I chose pizza delivery guy as a profession. LOL

You have a funny way to tell a story and the truth of things. And yeah, you're right on about a guy forfeiting cash for a simple hand job.

Anonymous said...

When you look at what he otherwise would have paid for the handjob, he got a deal. All he had to do was pay for a pizza and a little gas?

Anonymous said...

Hi C,
Just curious, how long would you say a guy lasts
in your expert hands? Average time of tug time?

Cheers,
T. Woods

cj said...

Hey Tiger,
Average time is about 2 minutes. Rarely more than 2.

CJ

Gerard said...

I have to say,most Working Girls I visit can jerk me off in 5 minutes or less,so yeah.
Never met a regular girl who could do it right,they just kind of yank it,whereas a 'professional' kind of knows her way around it more,can tease the cock and balls,follow its contours,don't underestimate yourself,CJ.

Anonymous said...

Up, down, repeat. TWO minutes. Wow. Do they pay for that?

danielle said...

Thank you CJ rarely more 2 min interesting. As I mentioned I feel fortunate most happy endings for me have involved prostate massage. Very thankful.