Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Spring is here...

And love is in the air. Or at least the equivalent.

Audrey has been gone for a while now, but she still gets customers asking for her. But yesterday's call takes the cake. Trina and I were working, and I was at the front desk when this guy called.

"Allo? Is my Leetle Teeny there?"

I don't know any "Teenys" around here. "I'm sorry sir? Who are you looking for?"

"I rrrrreally miss you my Teeny." His "rrrr's" just rolled off the tongue like he was playing a guitar and he knew he was good at it. We'll call him "Ricardo" since he sounded like a Ricardo. I'll admit I'm a sucker for Spanish accents, so that's why I hadn't just hung up on the guy.


"Uhhhhhh.... I'm not sure who you're looking for sir. This is CJ. Are you looking for Trina" I asked with a slight hint of jealousy in my voice. Why can't my customers sound this good, or be this loyal?

"I know it is yoooooou ..." At this point I'm wondering if this is just a bad prank phone call. But then Ricardo added, "I have longed for another massage from you. You are... how do you say... erotic?" Wow - that gave me a little chill. Why does Audrey always get the good ones!

Let me apologize now for my bad attempts to type with a spanish accent. Just use your imagination, OK?

"I think you want Trina, " I said curtly. "Hold on while I..."

"You are the best I have ever had and I must have you again. Have you missed your Ricardo my Teeny?"

I really didn't want to have this conversation about how great another masseuse is, so I asked him again if he was looking for "Trina." Turns out he was looking for Audrey! Ricardo call her his "Leetle Teeny" because she's so petite. Gag!

I've had my share of overly enthusiastic customers, but none quite like this guy. I had to tell him she's no longer available, but he's perfectly welcome to stop by (I will confess that I was imagining that voice caressing my ears for an hour). Unfortunately, he was disappointed by the news and didn't feel like making an appointment with anyone else (damn!).

Well it was probably for the best. In my mind I was picturing Antonio Banderas. A YOUNG Antonio Banderas. Why wreck that thought with reality?

Now if the real Antonio just happened to be reading this blog, please feel free to stop by anyway! I didn't mean anything by that "young" comment.

CJ

11 comments:

Joker_SATX said...

So am I to understand CJ that the Latinos turn you on?

Maybe there is some hope for this Joker....

Anonymous said...

cj- i need your input. I have received 3 swedish massages from the same girl at a local massage place. the entire time through the massage she concentrates alot on my glutes and talks alot about sex. So this time I told her she could just remove the towel while I was on my stomach and when I flipped she put it back....This last time our session was almost over and she nervously said"this is our third session, is there anything you like, dont like or certain areas you would like me to concentrate on"...is this my invitiation to a happy ending?? I just said, everything is great, I love exactly what you do! I was a bit nervous. What is your advice?

Anonymous said...

^^Have an erection before you turn over next time. She'll know what to do.

Matt said...

dude, if this was your 3rd session and she talks about sex, CJ is dead right, turn over with a boner and she'll take care of it. Just say "holy crap, what am I gonna do with the piece of wood" you gys should have a rapport by now. Good Luck!!

Antonio Banderas said...

This is Antonio. What is your phone number and address, my sweet?
:)

Anonymous said...

I left the 2nd post. I guess I should add the massage was $55.00 and I tipped her $40.00 to initiate I was a good tipper. It is just wierd vibes i guess. She talks about sex alot, tells me about how and old guy wants her to tie him up. but then she will start talking about the guy she is dating and her kids. I go friday and it could be my last visit. But I feel akward asking for a finish...hmmmm. (scratching my head)..the one on my shoulders :)

Skin Gallery said...

Every man reading this blog is now practicing his Spanish accent.

Miguel... Uh... Mike said...

El Camino.... Is Spanish for... The Camino....

Lisa (aka Charlie) said...

Hi, CJ. You don't know me from Adam's house cat, but I've been reading your blog for a long time now. Somebody gave me a blog award today and you were one of the first people that popped in my mind that I'd like to pass it on to. Joker can vouch for me that I'm not a crazy person or a spammer. I'm just a boring girl who loves your stories. Feel free to stop by my pathetic blog to get your award. Thanks. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm like the anon who doesn't know where things are going with his masseuse. I've had those: friendly, flirtatious even, with some suspicious moves... And I never pushed it. Why? I don't go to MPs for the games and headaches and rejections I would take from all the conflicted and confused amateurs out there.

If the masseuse is unclear on the boundaries and how far she should go, I move on - plenty of very easy done deals everywhere.
Sure, the chase can be fun, but I'm not looking for a girlfriend, just an easy score, so...

I suspect that ALL providers know than men hope and sometimes expect extras. If they're legit or too scared to cross the line, BUT like the customer and want him as a regular, they'll then tease and come as close to extras as they can, thinking they're doing the guy a favor. In reality, if not followed by action, a tease is every guy's nightmare. Who needs blue balls?

I had one who'd flirt and compliment me to no end. Her massages were TANTALIZING (I left her shaking more than once), and she'd massage my groin around the junk with no intention to go any further. She'd "get fired", she didn't "know how to do it"... bla-bla-bla.
One day I told her that if she wasn't going to do anything, it was fine but I prefered for her to stay away from the boys and I'd just enjoy the massage. Well, she insisted on doing the "groin massage" for her own benefit!

At this point, I knew that the only way I was going to get more would be to date her, and simply went elsewhere from then on. too bad because she was very skilled and nice.

Even legit masseuses can be looked down on and have a hard time finding a boyfriend, not just CJ... I think that they can get too attached to some customers. So I'd rather not lead them on and get frustrated with all the "good girl" BS and find a good whore instead - they're all over, Goddammit.

Anonymous said...

"Good girls" hold back as long as possible to be respected and to force a commitment out of you. Good whores give it up right away to make sure you come back. If you're not looking for a hook up, find yourself one of the latter.