Saturday, September 6, 2008

Slogan Contest!



Announcing the HappyEndingz first annual T-shirt slogan contest!

You guys gave me a few good ideas recently for some slogans for this blog thing of mine. Trina and I had a good laugh thinking up a few more, but let's see what you guys can come up with.
Here's a few ideas to get you started...


I went to HappyEndingz and all I got was this lousy T-shirt

With T-shirt you get Happy Ending

HappyEndingz: Where Every Story Has A Happy Ending!

Wee-Tug-Yu: Asian Massage Parlor

HappyEndingz Massage - Satisfaction Guaranteed!



10 comments:

Porter said...

Happy Endingz - where a happy ending can be a new beginning.

Anonymous said...

Happyendingz: Live Happily Ever After (for an hour or so).

Happyendingz: Tips appreciated (yours and mine).

Happyendingz: I give your husband handjobs so shut up.

Happyendingz: Up. Down. Repeat as necessary.

Happyendingz: Making the world a happier place, one dick at a time.

Happyendingz: Lending a helping hand (well renting one anyway).

Sorry, that's the best I can do right now. Still tired from the stupid hurricane evacuation. But it is good to be home.

Unknown said...

t-shirt included with happy ending... or something like that

Unknown said...

actually all of the ones that jack said are way better than mine.

Tyler said...

I went to The Business and all I got was this T-shirt*.


*and a handjob.

Anonymous said...

A couple more:

They're called Happy Endingz. But on my resume it's "manual labor"

I like to shake hands with my clients' wives. It is as close as they get to sex with their husbands.

My hands aren't big. You're just small.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't really think of any good ones, so I tried to be evil.

Happyendingz: No hanky-panky, just a little wanky-yanky

Happyendingz: Lay back and relax while we take matters into our own hands

Happyendingz: don't die on our table cuz we will throw your ass in the dumpster

Happyendingz: the only "full service" you can get around here is a tugjob by the fat bitch in the other room

Happyendingz: you've only got 2 minutes left - why the hell are you wasting time reading my t-shirt?

Happyendingz: if God didn't me to be so rough with your wang, then why the hell did he tell the Jews to start circumcising everyone?

Greg Voltaire said...

Happyendingz: We'd give you a testimonial, but the guy can't move.

Happyendingz: We give you handjobs, why do we need a slogan?

Happyendingz: You'd better hope it's not half-off.

villageidiot said...

Happyendingz: More Tugz and Jugz Than You Can Handle!

Happyendingz: Big Jugz and Big Tugz You Can Bet, But We Can Help It If You Get...Wet!

(A theme is emerging...)

Happyendingz: Relax and/or Climax - We Aim to Please!

Anonymous said...

No sucky, no fucky, no freebie. Where d'you think you are, an Asian parlor?!

Adult massage: non-therapeutic, almost-legal, all-American!

Come within 5' or you're on your own, pal! [oh, wait, that one wasn't a joke...]