If you're a girl (or just dress like one), please leave a comment here. Doesn't have to be anything - just "hi" will do.
If you're in the "Business" please let me know too. I've always been very curious as to how many colleaguesI have out there (Slutty - I've already counted you).
I'll go over the results in a week or so. But just in case, I'll leave this poll open so anyone just dropping by can cast a vote.
CJ
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My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.
About Me
- cj
- I'm a 20-something massage therapist from southeast PA. I've been working in massage parlors for almost 10 years and finally decided I had to share my stories with someone.
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39 comments:
yo, I'm a laydee. I read this blog :)
I've been reading your posts for a while and your posts crack me up. I'm a 28-year old woman in New York City, and I worked as a professional dominatrix for ~2 years in my early 20's. I enjoy reading posts from people who are still in various permutations of The Business -- it makes me both glad that I did it and also that I don't do it anymore. (That's in no way a dig at people who do sex work- I have no shame and no regrets. I'm just not enough of a people person to be cut out for it.)
Hi!
I am a 32 year old woman who works as a nurse in the mental health field.
I respect that your work, massage, has legimate health effects.
But please, write what ever you want, irregardless of the audience. Strive to reveal yourself. I find that the best writing comes directly from the heart.
:)
feminist historian in Utah here. I enjoy your blog and really respect what you do!
HIII, I found this blog off of College Call Girl's and read it for a lot of the same reasons I read hers. It's interesting, and gives me insight to a life I'll never experience.
I'm a college student in Toronto, Canada, and I've stumbled upon a lot of blogs like this and find them fascinating. The only slight personal relation to "slutty blogs" is that I've engaged in a lot of typical college drunken hook-ups, and always laugh at some of the ridiculous experiences I've had.
Keep writing, regardless of the results of this poll!
Hi! You have a good sense of humor and a fun writing style, which keeps me coming back. I'm glad you update so much.
I have a sneaking suspicion your girl readers are probably a bit quieter than your guy readers.
Hey there!
College student in London, Ontario, Canada.
I read because your lifestyle and career is completely different than what I do or would ever do. It's interesting to see into other worlds and lives and it helps in keeping an open mind and eliminates stereotypes.
Keep writing about whatever the hell you want, girl! :)
hi from australia
HI!
Hey girl heeey...
You know I'm readin'. Former exotic dancer, back in my college days. Well out of the business now!
I just started reading your blog today because my boyfriend mentioned it and sent me the link. So I am starting from the beginning and trying to catch up. We are looking for a place he can get a happy ending and I can watch. He has never gotten one before and we are very interested. Since this is obviously not the norm on how happy endings work we really have no idea how to even bring up the subject to a masseuse. Any suggestions?
Ms Speed Reader,
How very open minded of you. Anyway, try reading my post in March called "How to find a massage parlor." Have your boyfriend call and ask "Is there additional tipping and where does it start?" If they say "yes" then Bingo! You just found a massage parlor.
When you find out, don't ask about your "option" on the phone. Just go there together and ask in person if you can watch his session. Believe me - they're used to much weirder requests than that.
CJ
hi! love your blog.
another girl fan here, hello hello.
female physician here
sister was a prostitute
Female sociology major from the midwest. I love your blog!! Good mix of omg + insight. It's all very fascinating and I look forward to new entries.
Girl here.
yo! Love the blog!
i love your blog!
I'm a woman (and a mother!) and I really like your stories, and your honest open writing voice. And of course your responsiveness to your commenters. :-)
Female. And I enjoy how your personality appears to come through your writing.
hi. i recently found your blog. incredibly entertaining and you give great tips. lol
i'm a little late but, better late than never no? i'm 21 and (gasp) of the female persuasion. i have to say, i love your candor. i've never been in any sort of sex work before, but my roommate has and she's actually the one who introduced me to this blog. i'm hooked.
I'm a california girl that enjoys hearing about your lifestyle!
Love the blog, much more entertaining then my work stories!
hi!
I'm a girl!!! I love reading about this stuff you do! Let me guess, you're a Virgo right? Most masseuses are, the sign rules the hands.
Another female on the biz and loving this blog!
I'm reading your blog through - found here because of the awsom Pervocracy. You have a really snarky and funny way of writing. Part of the lure is possibly the way you manage to keep things light. I could never do what you do, but I can relate. Thanks for doing this!
23 year old female from New York City here. I love your blog! I just found it from College Call Girl. It's interesting and funny. I can't judge you for what you do at all. We all have to pay the bills. I briefly waitressed in a strip club so I am somewhat familiar with the sex industry. Had a friend that briefly worked as a massage therapist that gave happy endings and was thinking of doing it but didn't have the balls (no pun intended)!
hi!
CJ,
I am a 30yo female, totally unrelated to The Business. I found you when googling for happy porn or some such thing. Your blog is very entertaining and *stimulating* (I hope that's flattering and not icky). I dig the power role you get to play.
I've never been in that type of work at all, but I've done 1 on 1 customer service with people that can be real pricks when they think no one is watching. As in, they think they can treat me like a no one. I can only imagine that my worst day is only 1/1000th as lousy as yours. I give you my empathy and compassion.
I've gotten back to this 2008 post by digging in your archives, but I have also noted the recent trajectory of your career. Times are tough, but I hope you don't lose sight of yourself. You are a tremendously witty and well-spoken writer. While you're at the cross-roads, consider taking a leap of faith to try something altogether different.
It is clear that you are intelligent and guided by an internal integrity. We are all flawed and have each fallen from the pedestals we imagine ourselves to be on. Nothing is irrecoverable. Take heart in your strength and strike out anew.
Best, Rachel
(22yr old Future bodyrub girl here)I LOVE reading your blog!!
Tomorrow will be my first shift, kind of nervous...
Read all your past posting until here!
~ Bella
20 Year old female, your blog has inspired me to create my own. Not a sex worker but... my sexual thoughts could fuel a erotic series of books. xx Bambii
Hey CJ!
Sorry about the late comments. I'm a 22 y.o. Sex shop employee. I'm originally from the PA area which made me giggle. My store teaches classes (we're classy, not a porn store. We really focus on women, and safe/healthy sex). And I was going to teach a class on erotic massages, which is how I stumbled on your blog. It's hilarious! My husband and I love it :)
Hi from New Zealand!
Slowly making my way through the old blog posts... At least I read fast.......
Hi!
Another girl here that just found your blog and making my way through your old post. I'm recent massage school graduate about to get my license soon, already working under the radar though. I have to admit, the "dark side" is very interesting to me, although I can't say I'd ever do it myself.
Can't wait to read more!
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