How come when they say it, it's called "advertising." But if we say it, it's called "solicitation?"
CJ
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My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.
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- cj
- I'm a 20-something massage therapist from southeast PA. I've been working in massage parlors for almost 10 years and finally decided I had to share my stories with someone.
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5 comments:
Damn that is to funny. Good pic.
haha, love your stuff. Keep up the good work
hahaha...
I'll skip the chicken-fried steak platter and move right to the happy ending, please!
Yeah, except that the "happy ending" is likely courtesy of Ben & Jerry, not a girl named CJ.
That's a funny billboard that I've seen before, but it's also false advertisement in my book! Why don't they put up "party in your mouth" while they're at it?
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