Thursday, October 15, 2009

Dude are you serious?

I usually let people say whatever they want to in the comments - even if it pisses me off. It just makes things more lively. I think I've deleted maybe 3 comments since I started doing this, and that was because they were advertisements of some kind.

I figure that if someone says something particularly nasty about me, it gives me an opportunity to be nasty right back. But for the most part, everyone here has been nice. I've found that when someone says an insulting comment, it's usually based on ignorance. That gives me a chance to re-educate some of the more naive people out there about The Business.

For example, I used to get a lot of comments from guys who thought massage parlors were the same as brothels. I used to get angry, but later I used it as an opportunity to explain that not all parlors are full service, and not all masseuses are full service.

What I'm trying to do here is let people know what really goes on behind those session doors. And hopefully they'll walk away knowing that it's really not as bad as you think. What I get a kick out of is hearing some guy tried a parlor for the first time and that my advice made him feel comfortable enough to give it a go. To me, that's the biggest compliment I can get.

As for you guys that get into it with each other, I don't mind that either. It sometimes brings up some interesting topics that I can talk about later on. I think one of you guys summed it up best when he said that if I deleted everything that wasn't nice, the only comment left would be "Hey CJ Ur tits r kickin - when can icu?"

And if that ain't a compliment, I don't know what is.



Anonymous said...

I think that there is a lot of ignorance about the parlours, probably due foremost to the fact that there is only a tiny percentage of the male population making visits to them. A lot of guys are aware that they are there, and would probably like to enjoy the services, but are either too shy, afraid, or simply not interested.

I visited one but it was because I had a friend prod me to do so. I always wanted to go to one, and enjoyed my visit when I did, but had always stayed away because I didn't know if it was safe to go in and what I would find when I was in there. I think that there is always this image of some disease-ridden, cigar-smokin' pig of a man sitting at a counter suspiciously eyeing the customer when he walks in to ask for the service: like you might see in the movies. Then, there is the general fear that you might be charged by the police or something similar.

I found my visit very laid back (no pun intended, lol) and the attendant was really nice and accomodating. It was a good time and very memorable. Your blog reflects what I encountered.

It's a business, like any other, according to what you write. This is why I think that the relationship between the attendant and the customer is a valid one. I went in with the mindset that this was a service with an exchange of money and nothing more. I received great satisfaction from it and now I would like to continue supporting the business, as it is actually quite a good product.

It's unfortunate that you get some of these fellows whom you write about.

Now, my question is this, do you have any form of security for yourselves? What is to prevent you from getting hurt in the course of your workday? You are dealing with some men who might possibly be dangerous to begin with, with some misogynist tendencies (the well-dressed man in one of your entries who makes habit of smearing your co-worker with profanity and insults while she services him...he sounds like not only a misogynist, but also a careful..). I have heard of some parlours being robbed.

Anonymous said...


Are you serious?

...I mean really

LOL :)


Anonymous said...

is this you CJ? nsfw

Riggstad said...

to the Dude with the link asking if it's you CJ...


Anonymous said...

hey cj!

i read all your entries but i don't comment much. i'm 25 yr old girl.

i had the most amazing time this morning thanks to your blog.

i was having breakfast in bed with my bf and we started talking about blogs, and i mentioned yours, and he said he had never read it, so started telling him a little about you and the business, and i noticed him getting hard in like no time, so i started telling him your stories, and then i gave him a handjob while he (i assume) fantasized about it. and everything from then on was so fun, i thought i'd stop by to say thanks! :)

good work with the blog, keep it up!

Anonymous said...

That's not CJ, this is a video of CJ before the bleached blond hair:

cj said...

Dear Anon,
There's usually 2-3 people here during working hours. And the plaza we're in has other businesses that are open before and after us.

We've been around the block enough times to know that if a customer gives you a weird vibe on the phone or at the door, we won't let him in. Worst experience I ever had was with my 2nd customer. I've been more than careful since then.

Dear Video Anons,
No - that's not me. Dude, seriously. As far as I know, there is only 1 man who has videos of our sessions and I know he never posted any on the internet. However, Audrey caught some asshole last week trying to video tape the session with his camera phone. She threw his ass right out.

Hey Girlie Anon,
What up!!! That is totally cool. Anything to help out! LOL


Anonymous said...

Hey CJ this is HNT for stinking beer bottles here :)

Anonymous said...

Riggstad is a huge dumbshit

Anonymous said...

why does a guy have video of your session? that sounds like it should be your next post.

Anonymous said...

Hey CJ, I think you are great, and man are your knockers beautiful or what. I have a question. I go to a therapeutic massage parlor, it's legit. But I've been meeting this masseuse twice now and she really seems to be trying to give me a boner. She would do my inner thighs and notice my boner and keep working on it. What should I do to get a happy ending?

Anonymous said...

IF it's a legit place you will NOT be getting a handjob. Asking for one will get your ass thrown out the door so fast you won't know what hit you. IF it's a legit place, she is NOT trying to give you a chubby. And by the way, a legit place would not call itself a parlor.

Anonymous said...

Who cares what she looks like? Most of us are here to read the stories. Fuck, there are millions of MPAs and most of them are a lot closer to wherever you are than CJ is. You fanboys need to quit trying to find out what she looks like and where she works. Many of you probably aren't even old enough to go to a parlor by the sounds of it.

Anonymous said...

7:41, you should go home and jerk off, because you ain't gonna get a happy ending from a registered massage therapist. That's like asking a personal trainer to bring you off while she spots you on your bench press...barbell and all will come crashing down.

Mike said...

Now THAT would be fun to watch!

cj said...

Dear Anon,
I'll get to the videos eventually. It's just that every time I try to sit down and watch them to refresh my memory, I get totally embarassed and turn them off.

Other Anons,
DON'T ask for a happy ending! If she gave them, she would have offered by now. Why tease for free when you can jerk for a sweet payday.


Anonymous said...

Seriously, if you're honestly trying to educate people about the biz, quit talking made-up trash about AMPs because you're showing your ignorance of that world, among other uglier things.

It is clear to me that most posters have never done more than glance at a parlor while blushing, or went "once" because someone forced them (lol). So they come here to fantasize and/or spice up their sex life, which is great.
I just wish you wouldn't help spread misinformation about AMPs. You hate them - we got that.

So why don't you stick to your own experiences? People seem interested (some have never seen boobs, it seems).