Thursday, October 22, 2009

Titty Fight

In keeping with the tradition of Half Nekkid Thursday, here is the final pic in the infamous "Road To A Titty Fight" series.

In our last episode, Cindy and I had been "encouraged" or "persuaded" to compare The Girls to each other. A face-off, you could say. Heck, after a couple of beers it doesn't take much to get me to give The Girls a bit of fresh air.

In my corner were The Girls weighing in at an all natural 34 D. In Cindy's corner were Da Girls weighing in at an artificially and hormonally enhanced 34 C (yes - she was already a couple months pregnant and drinking, but the baby's fine so I don't want to hear it).

Personally, I think it was a tie. Ron thought I won, but I think he was hoping I'd have a few more beers in celebration with him. What do you guys think?

CJ

p.s. I know I'm going to get a lot of complaints about how small the picture is and that I'm not showing any nipple. But hey - beggers can't be choosers. And enjoy it now because I'm replacing it next week with something more conservative that will be my permanent photo. But at least I can say that I put my money where my mouth is!!!!

24 comments:

Joker_SATX said...

Personally I can't make a decision like that based on a profile view. The girls need to be up front and facing me so that I can judge their personality as well as their size...

But thanks for the pic. You are a lady of your word!

AR said...

Great pic CJ!! Keep them coming!!
AR

AR said...

Oh, and naturals ALWAYS beat fakes! :P

Anonymous said...

Thanks for keeping true to your word. Personally I think both of you are hot, but you win in my book CJ. Can we expect any more HNTs from you?

GS

dan said...

Just to be clear, you're "corner" on the left, correct? She's the winner IMHO.

dan said...

oops: *is* on the left...

Also, awesome pic! Thanks. :)

Anonymous said...

are there any masseuse's you work with that don't have big enough tits to titty fuck? How much would that limit them financially? Have you ever had anyone fuck your ass crack?

Mark said...

CJ- I'm coming for my free double. I've done all sorts of research, trying to narrow down which parlor you work at. I know you're local, and for all I know, we've had a session together in the past... But I'm going to figure it out, and it'll be a great time. The thing is, once I find it... how do I know which girl is you?

Anonymous said...

Wonderful pic. What if a customer were to request a massage from two girls with a breast release. Does he do it on both or one of you?

Anonymous said...

Hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Cheers for the pic but it was a little too big for the resolution on my monitor. Any chance that next time you could possibly resize the image to make it a bit smaller?

Thanks.

cj said...

Joker,
See - peer pressure works. I really felt like I shouldn't have teased you guys like that, so I wanted to prove that I'm not a liar. An exaggerater maybe, but not a liar!

Anons,
I think I'm done with the pics. Just a plain boring one from now on, so enjoy this one while it lasts.

Yes - I'm the pale one on the left.

Anon,
I've worked with lots of masseuses who didn't have large breasts and it makes no difference as far as business. Guys would much rather touch small ones than just look at big ones, so those girls do just fine.

Yes, I've done butt releases. Personally I like them because unlike a breast release, I don't have to do anything other than just lie there.

Mark,
Good luck. I don't know what I'd do if a customer asked me if I was "CJ." I think I'd have a heart attack.

Anon,
Typically 1 girl gets to do the heavy lifting while the other girl massages the guys thighs or back - depending on the position he's chosen for the release. I don't see the logistics of how a guy could do a breast release with 4 breasts.

Anon,
See? If you look at the new pic using your cell phone it looks HUGE!

CJ

art said...

Thanks for the pic! You win hands down. Or titties up! One request though... Maybe a smaller blackout box so they show more? No nipple is fine but half a tit is just excruciatingly tantalizing.

Anonymous said...

So why no footrubs? What the heck do you have against feet anyhow? Love the blog CJ. Keep it coming

Anonymous said...

Love the blog! Does your business have coupons? If so, how do you and the girls feel about a gent who uses them? What happens to YOUR pay in this situation?

cj said...

Anon,
I absolutely ADORE footrubs. I just simply won't return the favor. You want your nasty old stinky feet rubbed - go to an AMP.


Last Anon,
Coupons? Dude are you serious?

I mean, really.

CJ

Anonymous said...

Wow, a butt release sounds incredible. To me that seems almost as good as the whole shabang. How much more does that cost than a regular job?

No risk of spreading disease like that? I guess there isn't, it just seems dirty.

Anonymous said...

Random question: how do men lie on their stomachs with a boner?? I've tried lying face down on my soft bed and I can't even do it on that surface. Your blog really makes me want to visit one of these places, but I'm sure I would be immediately aroused, so I don't think I'd be able to do the face-down routine.

em jay peeeee said...

you're asking who won? That's an easy answer.

We the readers won. When pictures of a titty fight are posted, there are no losers.

Thanks for sharing. You're a hottie!

Anonymous said...

If I was a regular of yours I would alternate between ass crack release and titty fuck. I would eat celery and watermelon before my visit so as to shoot the largest ropes possible into your face and hair and ass and back but I'm a gentlemen and I would be careful not to get in your eyes. That would turn me on because of all the pornography I watched growing up. I would hope I could then be a "freak of the week" as the guy that ejaculates a pint.
You must do a brazilian wax then, correct?

cj said...

Anon,
Butt release is $100 on top of the clothing option. It's not very popular and I only get a request once every couple of months.

Next Anon,
You'd be surprised how easy it is to relax during a massage. Some guys sprout erections, but most don't. Remember, it's our job to relax you so you'll enjoy the massage part.

If someone like you really did have a problem lying on the stomach, I would just give you the happy ending first so you could then settle into the massage.

Last Anon,
No wax - just regular shave. Never had a customer ask for both butt and breast release in the same session before.

But I have had plenty of customers who must save up their semen for a special occasion because some of these guys just seem to cum forever once they get started. More than once I've actually started laughing during particularly volumunous (sp?)orgasms. Personally, I find those particularly rewarding to watch.

CJ

Anonymous said...

I didn't think the coupon question was so ridiculous. The local newspaper has them in all the time and I was just wondering what you thought about them or if anyone used them?

Anonymous said...

CJ... Great picture of you! Love your blog and look forward to your next submission.. You have given us some insight in your personal life. Do you swallow? If you do do you like the taste?

SP

Anonymous said...

"Yes, I've done butt releases. Personally I like them because unlike a breast release, I don't have to do anything other than just lie there."
You should post that quote up on every page of your blog, as this leaves no doubt that you actually are a woman!