If you're a guy, say a little "hi" in the comments section.
Also, anyone who's ever had an erotic massage - please let me know. Wanna know if I'm preaching to the choir.
I'll go over the results in a week or so. For some reason, I suspect that there are more guys than girls reading this. You hear that girls - prove me wrong!
CJ
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My name is CJ, and I'm an Erotic Massage Therapist. Now if you don't know what that is - I work in a massage parlor. Ever drive by one of those places with a red neon sign that says "SPA" and wonder what goes on behind those blackened windows? Well I'm gonna tell ya my massage parlor secrets! I'll teach you what a "Happy Ending" is and all the little tricks I use to give one. So just lay back, relax, and let me do my job... And remember - I work for tips.
About Me
- cj
- I'm a 20-something massage therapist from southeast PA. I've been working in massage parlors for almost 10 years and finally decided I had to share my stories with someone.
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- How to Find a Massage Parlor
- Massage Parlor Etiquette
- Stupid Newbie Mistakes - or What NOT To Do In A Massage Parlor
- Choose Your Options
- The Extras
- More Options and Extras
- Outcall Massage
- Legit Massage - Or NO Happy Endings...
- Basic Massage Parlor Tips for Newbies
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Asian Massage Parlors and Why NOT to Go
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57 comments:
Hi.
No erotic massage for me, but I had to stop getting professional vanilla massages since I was embarressed by how turned on I would get la dee da. I think that is really funny, since I never considered seeing an erotic masseuse until I discovered a couple of blogs. I consider it still since I really need some work.
I really enjoy this blog.
Yes, although I wouldn't really describe most of them as erotic. But there was a release involved and it was in a massage parlor, so yes.
First time here! An erotic massage blog? Hmmm.
hola!
Hi - I have yet to try an erotic massage.
Hi there!
No massage experience for me, but you sure make it vivid! Excellent writing.
Never had one, but would like to if I knew where exactly they were etc.
I read this blog (in Google Reader) because it's interesting and enticing.
For the record: I found this blog through a comment you made about tit-fucking in College Callgirl.
Hi,
Never been to a massage parlor, but after reading your blog I wouldn't rule it out.
Hi CJ. I just discovered your blog a week ago (through Google Reader's "Discover feed" feature), and your excellent writing made me stay. I've had various flavours of erotic massage - maybe about 15 times in the last 15 years. I'm really enjoying seeing things from your side of the table.
I used to go to "Asian spa's" quite a lot when I had a job that called for a good bit of travel on my part. Until I saw a few news articles on how most of those girls where here due to trafficking. I just didn't want to enable that kind of crime anymore. I think i found your blog from Hobo Stipper via truckhouse, etc. I find your blog very entertaining, and it's interesting to see the 'inside' of your business.
Hi,
Sure, and on a regular basis with a delightful 22 year old college student...if only she would make more eye contact.
I'm a dude! Yay! Back hair and smelly balls rock.
I've had an erotic massage before. Good times.
And I found your blog through College Callgirl, also.
Another guy here. I enjoy massages, but I have never gotten a happen ending type massage.
My wife introduced me to your blog. She saw some tips in the posts. See, we have been married ten years and I have never been able to cum with her manual stimulation or oral stimulation. It was nothing she was doing wrong, I just operate on a more mental level than physical.
But we tried the baby oil for the "manual release" and it worked!
And the last few times we tried oral sex, I reached out and touched her breasts and her pussy and it was just what I needed. I was actually able to cum!
You have actually added a whole new layer to our sex life. And this is after being married for ten years.
Keep sharing CJ!
Hi! Found your blog recently and I'm definitely enjoying your stories. You keep writing and I'll keep reading. Oh, I've never been to any type of massage parlor. Too bad you're so far from where I live!
hello, hello. no massages for me
Hi CJ. I've enjoyed your blog these past few months. No erotic massages for me. Keep up the good work!
Hi, one more guy, never been to a parlor.
Hi. No massages for me either, well no professional ones anyway ;-)
i like your stories. there is a high-quality massage parlor by my office and i frequent it whenever find myself needing a happy ending with release by a nude lady.
sometimes it's not enough and i need a bona fide blowjob but for that i have to turn elsewhere.
Hi there...still want to visit you for my first happy ending massage! None yet...
Hola, dude and never had an erotic massage.
Hi - via College Callgirl. I have visited massage parlors a couple of times.
Hey there
I'm a guy, and though I've had professional massages, never an erotic one (well, not a professional erotic massage, at any rate, just "girlfriend-type" ones).
Hi
No exotic massages here. Although all those ads for the Asian spas in back of the paper are tempting.
hi.
Had them when I was trapped in a sexless & loveless marriage. Now with the grilfriend, so the happy endings are daily. Loved it when I had them though. A great service to offer - really eased the tension and frustration. Thanks.
Hi. wanted to be counted in the vote. :)
Hi.
Have not yet had the pleasure.
I'd get a full release massage if I could afford it.
I'm still waiting for you to tell us your bra size, btw
Never had the experience of a "professional", but I saw you comments at another blog and came to visit. The stories are good, so I stayed.
I am a guy, I read this, never had an erotic massage except from a former lover.
Zen,
Depending on the maker, it's 34DD or 36DD. I constantly tell people not to buy me lingerie because it probably won't fit.
CJ
hi, yes i used to go at least once a month but now i hardly ever go. most of the girls are looking for a quick buck and rush you out the door.
Never been to one. Probably never will.
Saw your blog on college call girl,like many others.
I just like handjobs, think that's what made me read. But the stories are really good, so I'm enjoying...
Hullo, male reader here. Never had an erotic massage.
Yet another guy here.
Have had massages at massage parlors, but never happy ending ones - just the more, hm, conventional muscle work. No particular plans to either unless my life changes dramatically.
Hi, i'm guy reading your blog.
No erotic massage. I don't see the point in paying money for something I can do myself.
I'm a girl, and I found out my bf went to a Chinese massage parlor in Dubai while he was on vacation. I don't want to freak out on him, but I feel really hurt, like I'm his boring backup. So I was googling 'Chinese massage' to find more about it, and got your blog. It's actually quite interesting :)
Hi,,, male here and I have never had a pro massage of any kind. Although I have been close to finding one like yours!
Hi never had a erotic massage but id love to do it.
male......and I'm quite fond of erotic massages.
Love your blog....and HE massages!
Found your blog after a wierd experience the other day. I frequently get theraputic massage, but my regular CMT moved. So I was looking for someone new to work with. Cold called an ad that looked legit. Studio was in a shopping/office center, very clean, new age-y atmosphere. Long story short, she started giving me the happy ending and I wasn't even expecting it! I mean, I was clueless. If I'd known in advance I wouldn't have sought it out... but I'm OK with what happened, just a little mystified is all.
Hi - another guy here. I stumbled across your blog last week, and am reading my way through it. I've had great therapeutic massages, and I've had OK "massages" that included a happy ending, a BJ, or even FS. But I've never been lucky enough to find someone who gave a really good massage (the kind where you are so relaxed afterwards that you want to go to sleep) AND followed up with any sort of release...
Kevin here: I went to a place & discovered that it was a massage parlor. I may go to another one in the future.
Just found your Blog last Friday, just taking my time reading the post in chronological order ;0)
Just found your blog and happy to see it still active! I've had a good time reading and really appreciate the insights.
I've had an encounter with a masseuse when I was in China.
Male, never had a massage yet.
Lots of newbs and HE-curious guys here. Explains the fascination with CJ and gullibility when it comes to Asians.
I've been to so many parlors that I spent 14 grand on them in my first year. I've considerably slowed down, but I'm what they call a (whore)monger.
I ran into this blog and didn't like it much (girly diary gossip and very little to learn), but literally fumed when I saw AMPs mentioned. Perused the posts to uncover more and more lies and tired cliches.
Many of MY posts here have therefore been written to enlighten the poor bastards who don't know any better and would believe CJ and the media out of newness.
mdcraig62, for example, bought that ALL Asians are smuggled here. And then that boycotting AMPs will somehow "help".
If that's true, then not hiring Latino gardeners and nannies will magically solve our immigration problem!
Asians are going to come. Don't patronize them if you don't like Asians, but don't think you're helping anybody but their competition (CJ) by boycotting and ratting out (the horror...) those places. And read the pro-posts here for some perspective, fer crying out loud.
Girl, Fetish Provider/StrapOn Service Top/Dominatrix/Fellow Blogger of Daily Prolife
New here, reading reading......
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Male
Regular patron of erotic massage.
Mike
Hello, Newbie here.
Just discovered your blog last month and I'm hooked. I forget what got me into searching out erotic massage but I have not had one yet and I'm ever hopeful.
Hi CJ, just another guy here. Your stories are just a riot and really fascinating. I've never had an erotic massage and I'm not even sure how I stumbled onto your blog. I think I was googling tractors. Or bunnies. I can't remember. Anyway, have a great day and keep on writing, I started at the beginning and am up to here. It's like a great book I just can't put down.
Hey CJ,
I'm a dude, and an occasional erotic massage client in the Midwest. Really loving your posts! Please don't stop! ;-)
Hugh
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